Приключения Электроника / Electronic's Adventures: Приключения Электроника (1 серия)

To become a human, to be the man,
One has to be THE MAN!

max_avramenko 21.02.12 в 18:57

We don't want to waste time,
We want to have fun!!

max_avramenko 21.02.12 в 18:57

- So, did you understand the formula
of my life philosophy? - Not really.

max_avramenko 21.02.12 в 18:58

What a dumb ass!!

max_avramenko 21.02.12 в 18:59

OK, you'll get it later. Let's go to the park
for a walk or something.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 20:10

- What are these?
- Ah, dogs, man's best friends.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 20:11

You know, I read about them in books
and saw some pictures,

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 20:54

but never thought they are like this.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 20:54

Just plain, average dogs, nothing special.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 20:55

Look, they seem to be afraid of me. Why?

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 20:55

Hey, look there.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 20:55

- I comb his fur every day so it does not mat.
- Hey, babe, come over here, hang out with us,

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 20:57

give us your doggy

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 20:57

- Did you see that? Bastards!
- Hey, give us your doggy!!

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 20:59

Wait a moment. Viktor Ivanovich, a call from the police.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 20:59

Yes, yes, I am listening.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 20:59

We spotted two boys in the park that
fit the description of your missing nephew.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:00

Two? But how?

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:00

I don't know. You asked us not to pick the boy up
when we find him. Up to you to figure it out now.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:01

- OK, OK, we'll be right there.
Unbelievable!! In the park, the two of them??

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:03

- The two of them?
- Let's go quickly, Masha.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:03

I am going to the park.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:03

Hurry up. And don't forget about the button.

TwentyTwo 19.01.11 в 09:06

- Oh, look, what a dog!
- Guys, don't touch it!

TwentyTwo 19.01.11 в 09:06

Take your hands off. Leave me alone.

TwentyTwo 19.01.11 в 09:07

Guys, leave me alone.

TwentyTwo 19.01.11 в 09:07

Have you seen? Have you seen what's going on?

TwentyTwo 19.01.11 в 09:07

OK, here is the plan. You come out,
kick their butts so they run away,

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:04

and then say: "Hello, my name is Sergey Syroezhkin"

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:05

Yes, but...

lusinoid 05.01.11 в 01:04

- What do you mean "yes, but..."?
- I only tell the truth.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:05

OK, fine. So you come out, kick their asses
and then come over here,

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:06

and then I come out as if it was me
who chased them away.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:07

- Is this how a real man would behave?
- Of course! What do you think?

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:07

A man must defend women, correct?
OK, go already, go.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:08

I want you to stop, leave this girl alone,

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:08

and leave this place.

RichRu 14.06.11 в 02:12

- Anything else you would like us to do, dumb ass?
- I have one wish,

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:09

- But it has nothing to do with you here.
- What? Do you want your ass kicked, punk?

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:10

- Yeah, lets spank this sissy
- Run, run away!

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:11

Why?

RichRu 14.06.11 в 02:12

There!! Get it, asshole!

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:11

Get the hell out of here!

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:11

- You fight really well.
- Naturally, I had to come to your rescue.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:12

Yes, of course. Thank you.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:12

And what is the name of my rescuer?

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:12

- Come, get over here. Come here.
- Excuse me, one moment.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:13

Quiet, Martik, quiet, I said.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:13

- My name is Sergey Syroezhkin.
Umm, I just went to see if they were gone.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:14

- And how are they? Gone?
- Yeah, they got the hell out.

max_avramenko 15.02.12 в 21:15