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Peter!

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:10

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So stop joking, guys - that's enough.

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:15

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Katerina, let's go home!

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:16

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You can't go home!

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:18

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Authority of the Russian business
is under the threat.

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:19

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It means we have to think and drink.

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:22

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*Attention! Finishing boarding the Aeroflot plane*

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:26

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*that arrives by Su-326 flight
Shannon - New-York - Miami - Santiago*

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:27

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*Passengers, please urgently
get to the landing...*

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:28

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Make way, gentlemen!
Make way! Make way!

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:30

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Let us pass!
We're from the intensive care unit!

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:32

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Here.

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:33

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What's happened?

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:33

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We accompany the patient.
It's a rare case.

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:34

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Treated in the United States only.
An unique disease...

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:36

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Herniablow, an exclusive crown fistula.
Of cerebellum!

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:38

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It is.

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:40

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Oh, my Pete!

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:40

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I didn't catch it, what Pete?

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:41

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If I'm not mistaken,
he's Yuri Panteleyevich Nightmareovsky?

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:41

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Yes.

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:10

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No, you're not mistaken.

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:42

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She used to call Pete
all her clients, you understand.

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:44

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Complete the documents.
Delay may mean death.

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:46

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And what is this?

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:11

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Special food for the patient.

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:48

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And what about vodka?

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:48

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It's for organ sterilization.

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:49

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I see you've sterilizated
it enough, didn't you?

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:50

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Oh, no. It's anaesthetic.

mykstery 23.08.11 в 08:51

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*Attention! Starting procedure on
registering tickets to arrange luggage of passengers, *

wuffur 27.08.11 в 18:43

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* tbat flies 325-th Aeroflot
race Shannon-Miami.*

wuffur 27.08.11 в 18:43

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Where is his beard?

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 09:59

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He've shaved it.
Followed doctor's advice.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:00

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He doesn't look alike.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:01

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A beard is a nice place for bacterias.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:02

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It's prohibited.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:02

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Prohibited or not, whatever!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:03

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The whole country was collecting money
for the operation.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:03

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Do you want to kill him?

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:05

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*We are currently flying at the altitude of 10000 meters*

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:07

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The temperature outside
the aircraft is -40 degrees Celsius.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:08

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- Where am I?
- The place you should be.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:09

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- Kate, narcosis please.
- A second, please.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:09

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Alright.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:10

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Pete, wake up! Wake up already!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:10

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Damn, wake up! Pete!

condom4ik 25.08.11 в 12:28

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Please, wake up, Pete!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:11

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Let's unanaesthetize him!

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:58

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Where am I?

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:12

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