Русское Чудо / Russian Miracle: Русское Чудо

Wake up already!
We are in the US!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:12

In the US? Do you think
I can't recognise the US?

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:13

- Where is the woman?
- Which woman?

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:13

With a torch. The Liberty.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:14

What Liberty? Which woman?
Are you crazy, old bitch?

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:15

Friends, stop it!
You are in a civilized country now.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:15

CIVILIZED COUNTRY. And you are
the Russian miracle - Yuri Nightmareovsky.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:16

Nightmareovsky...

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:16

Katerina, go home!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:17

- My friends, no!
- We need to go home! Going home!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:18

You can't go home now.
We have two options:

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:18

One - the miracle man gives his concerts,
another - a culprit goes to a prison.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:19

- Why? - For using fake
documents and illegal entry.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:21

There is one more option, though, -
to make a story about an operation.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:22

We'll take you to a surgeon
and he cuts your something.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:22

Why me???

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:23

If choosing from this options,
It's better to become a psychic.
We'll earn money at the same time.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:25

Not some trifle,
but real green bucks.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:25

It depends how much.
We need to talk and think it over.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:26

It's too late to think.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:25

- Senya!
- Ivan!

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:12

- Vanya! Vanya!
- Senya!

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:13

I was so worried.
I've took a whole kilo of sedative.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:27

Thought, what if it is foggy, or..there
will be a storm..or Aeroflot has no jet fuel..

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:30

- Everything's ready.
- Me too.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:30

This is Yuri Panteleevich Nightmareovsky
with his assistants.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:30

And it is Senya.

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:13

- In the Soviet Union his name was
Semyon Kotov, and here his name is..
- Sam Catman.
(translation of the russian surname to English)

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:32

Yes. He used to be a plain engineer,
and became a plain millionaire.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:34

Why don't you say 'a billionaire'?

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:59

Guys, get in the cars.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:38

Beautiful!

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:13

Yes, yes, beautiful.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:38

And in Moscow
we have more greens.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:39

You know, you look different on TV

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:39

yeah, I think something is missing,
Yuri Panteleevich.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:39

Yuri Panteleevich, they are talking to you.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:40

Isn't it obvious - the beard is missing.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:41

Oh, I'm a loser, of course.
Where is your beard, Yuri Panteleevich?

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:41

I've shaved it off!
It's too hot with a beard, you know.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:42

We'll help him to grow it again,
if there is such need.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:42

Why growing? We'll buy. They say put up
a good show with the real working face.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:45

Some of our compatriots
still remember this face with a beard.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:46

Listen here,
I've advertised you so much that

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:47

all the Russian emigrants are tingling
with impatience to see you.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:48

You get what I say,
Yuri Panteleevich?

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:49

We gonna have our client
in our emigration.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:50

You'll feel at home.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:49

So guys, now we are all going to the hotel,
and tomorrow the work begins!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:49

- Cool!
- Yeah..

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:50