Русское Чудо / Russian Miracle: Русское Чудо

The light is kind of dim.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:51

This is what they call a huge flat.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:56

Nah, I think Semyon was greedy,
that's why he didn't get a room for each of us.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:58

- Look, it works!
- Really? Let me try. Yes.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:59

And what's this?

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:59

- Look, that's a nice stilllife!
- Stop, stop!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 11:00

It's not all freebie here!
You touch - you pay.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 11:03

I am totally thrilled out!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 11:48

Thats what you call a good service!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 11:49

- Hello!
- Yes, sir!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 11:07

Its a real paradise.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 11:47

Darn, this is a really cool room indeed!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 15:11

- Wait, now wait.
- Are you crazy or what?

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 15:02

I've heard they have all disposable stuff.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 15:06

Anyway they change it and throw away,
it's no good to waste a good stuff.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 15:09

Really? There is a whole stadium here!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 15:09

I wonder how they use it -
lengthwise or broadways?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:28

We'll try both.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:26

10, 11, 12

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:55

I am not a magician,
I'm just a psychotherapist.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:51

17, 18.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:51

I am giving you a suggestion.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:54

Some of you will laugh,
some - cry, and some will fall asleep.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 10:54

23, 24.

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:13

Where do you put hands?
What clumsy hands you have!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:36

- Kate!
- Don't twitch!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:37

You need to do everything smoothly,
and count unhurriedly.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:39

To make them fall asleep..

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:39

- And keep your eyes on the
audience, not me! - I can't.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:39

Yep, he can not.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:40

You are not born a magician,
you become a magician.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:40

As Lenin used to say 'Learn, learn
and again - learn'.Come on.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:41

29, 30, 31.

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:14

You can mind your business.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:42

36.

mykstery 24.08.11 в 08:49

Are you sleeping? You should make them
fall alseep, but not sleep yourself!

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 11:52

Comrade Director, I am gonna fail!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:43

As Stanislavsky said : It is the retinue who play the King.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:54

YOU are the King, not theretinue!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:55

- What kind of king am I?
- The right one!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:56

Just don't be afraid,
we are here for you.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 04:59

Here is what Senya sent
for keeping up the authentic look..whoa!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:01

12, 13, 14.

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:14

I am not a magician. I am a psycho..

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 14:57

- Psychotherapist!
- Yes, a therapist.

Shikisai 23.08.11 в 15:00

Make yourself comfortable,
find something to lean on.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:06

20, 21, 22, 23.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:06

I am giving a suggestion..
I am giving you a suggestion.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:08

When I count 33 you will get rid of
anuresis, diabetes, salmonellosis..

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:30

- And a ringworm.
- And a dingworm.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:34