Русское Чудо / Russian Miracle: Русское Чудо

Don't stress. Relax your body parts.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:38

Don't stress, what?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:38

- Relax your body parts..
- Relax..your body parts. Relax..

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:39

The letters! Show them the letters.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:39

Here, I am getting letters
from all over the world.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:40

People write that after my sessions

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:46

all theirs conglutinations,
scars and burns were totally dissolved.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:51

- Resolved, asshole!
- I mean, resolved. Even to assholes.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:52

Give them examples.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:52

Here are the examples of the healing.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:53

One woman from Alma-Ata
came to me completely bold

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:55

and left already all covered in fur. But,
to tell the truth, her husband became bold.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:56

Paris!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:56

Here' s one monseniour from Paris writing:

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 05:57

Before meeting you I couldn't
remember my name, nor surname.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:01

After the session I recalled. My surname
is La Brignon, and the name..Fyodor?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:02

Idiot, it reads Theodor!
Now tell about Karaganda!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:03

Oh, yeah, here.. Here one idiot
is writing to Karaganda..

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:03

Nope, it's a woman from Karaganda
writing to that idiot..

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:04

Oh, I mean she's writing to me.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:04

After your session I gave birth to triplets!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:05

Come again!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:05

And with these gags
he came to America?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:07

Show the healing!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:08

Now, right on your amazed eyes,
I will cure the hopelessly ill.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:53

You, blind guy, come here on the scene.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:53

- He is calling you.
- You are called for.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:54

- Careful. Help please.
- I don't believe.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:54

And you, paralytic madam,
kindly ask you to proceed to the scene.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:56

Help the madam.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:56

Help the blind guy.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:56

I'll help you.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:58

When I count 17,
you will regain your sight.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:57

And when I count 19,
you, madam, will stand up and walk.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:57

- You heard me? - NO, I haven't
walked for 20 years and won't walk now.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:58

You wil walk.
If not - I'll kill you. That's it.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:59

Shut up, blockhead.
Begin with the healing!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:59

Here, I am giving you a suggestion.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 06:59

You will regain your sight,
and you will stand up and walk.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 07:00

1, 2, 3.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 07:00

The changes are happening
in the eyes and in the legs.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 07:02

9, 10, 11.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 07:02

Your legs are warmong, and you
can see the light through your eyes.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 07:02

13, 14. Get ready!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 07:02

15, 16, 17. That's it! You can see!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 07:03

18, 19. Alright. Stand up and walk!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 07:03

I can see!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 07:04

- I can see! I see!
- I am walking!!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 07:04

Bravo!

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:15

He is outstanding. Wish it was me.
All the others did a good work too. Very good.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 07:58