Русское Чудо / Russian Miracle: Русское Чудо

All the immigrants are absolutely
amazed! Good job!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:00

I haven't seen such guys for a long time.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:00

We did our best.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 07:59

I have never met such..rogues in my life.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 07:59

Yes.

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:15

- What are you hinting at?
- Don't make an innocent face!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:01

Who have you brought here?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:02

What do you mean? This is
Yuri Panteleevich Nightmareovsky.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:02

If he is Nightmareovsky
then I am a ballet dancer!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:03

If you came here to insult us,
then we are immediately leaving for home.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:04

- Shut up.
- No problem.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:04

Where are you going? Sit!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:04

Senya, what are we gonna do now?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:04

We will continue doing the same thing.
Just better.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:05

If the fools pay us money,
we will continue to fool them.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:05

- We'll do it!
- Yeah.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:06

Ok.

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:15

But this mumbling..
we need to do something about the speech.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:09

But maybe it's a..hm.. phonogram?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:10

Ok. Now about the patients.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:10

On the 3d session this fake blind
and a paralytic will get it in the neck!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:11

We need to add more miracles,
miracles, miracles!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:11

- We'll do.
- We'll do.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:11

- We'll add.
- We'll add.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:12

Ok.

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:15

Senya, what about the bucks?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:12

What bucks?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:12

The green bucks,
according to the contract.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:33

- I have this desease...what was it?
- HM..Sclerosis?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:34

No, I have a complete sclerosis.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:53

First I forgot to give you the money,
and then I forgot it in another jacket.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:53

shall we maybe look for it
in this jacket? Is this it?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:54

Oh! It found by itself.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:55

Now everything is ok.
Good night, Senya.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:56

Why would Senya have a good night?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:56

What's happening?
Why do you need money at night?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:56

Here they sell stuff at nights
just the same as during the day time.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:57

Yeah. I want to share myself with people,
and show them what I'm made of, and who is me.

mykstery 24.08.11 в 09:53

And I want an excursion.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 08:59

Really? Look at these tourists! I am not giving you money. Time to sleep - we have work tomorrow.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:00

If you don't give the money, I am not
gonna work tomorrow. I'll have a sick list.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:01

- Me, too.
- Me, too.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:02

Here is for you, for you and for you.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:07

So, any ideas?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:07

- Let's go to the shops!
- What?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:07

Thats how they call the stores.
I need a houseware shop.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:08

To housewares? Huh!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:09

Are you up to watch their striptease show?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:11

What are you talking about!
I didn't even know how they call it.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:12

It's ok, I will take you there some day.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:12