Русское Чудо / Russian Miracle: Русское Чудо

My friends, you have a very poor thinking -
just shops and striptease.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:27

My soul is asking for a real celebration!
You know, in a Russian way.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:27

Please. Striptease... ha

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:16

- What a heck!
- Awful!

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:45

Veal and mushrooms. Mushrooms
are dangerous. One can get a food poisoning.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:45

- No mushrooms.
- No mushrooms.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:46

Let's see.. Saddle part of lamb
with prunes..no, thank you.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:50

This is it! Why don't we get some
shchi (cabbage soup), the sourer the better.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:56

Right. Hey comrade,
please bring us the cabbage soup.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:57

- Comrades are in the CIS countires.
- That's right.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:57

Though, even there everyone
prefers to be called 'Mister' now.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 09:59

- So, what else?
- Else..

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 10:02

Boiled potatoes.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 10:02

- And with a herring.
- Yep, and with a herring.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 10:03

- And what are we gonna drink?
- Coke.

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 10:03

It's for washing down.
What about the drinks?

Shikisai 24.08.11 в 10:18

- No, no, no, we don't drink.
- We gave up dinking.

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:28

Got it. Get the vessel!

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:29

Welcome!

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:30

- That's good.
- But not enough.

9ik 14.08.11 в 13:17

So pour some.

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:30

- However my Katerina cooks better!
- You appreciated it at last!

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:33

It doesn't count.
The main thing is a holiday atmosphere.

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:36

She's like a flower!

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:40

- Waiter!
- More cabbage soup?

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:43

What cabbage soup? For that lady bring
champagne. My treat!

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:45

Just a moment!

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:46

- Champagne? It must be expensive!
- We have just one life.

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:47

- Let's do an encore!
- Got it.

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:49

It's that gentleman's treat.

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:51

- Now repeat!
- There's nothing left.

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:51

How that would be!
There's plenty of it!

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:53

- Waiter!
- How may I serve you?

mykstery 26.08.11 в 12:53

Bring us a litre of vodka
and a kilo of snacks.

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:04

- Red or black caviar?
- Many-coloured.

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:07

Yes, sir!

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:08

- Are you crazy? It costs real money!
- There's no happiness with money!

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:10

- Mariya!
- Madam, if you wish...

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:11

- You go, my good man,
we've ordered it all. Go. - No, you haven't!

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:14

My dear, would you please sing
a song 'Scows Full of Mullet'?

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:16

- Will you do it?
- We'll do it.

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:17

OK. Would you please
just sing it with feeling?

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:18

For our dear friend from Russia performing
the pop song 'Scows Full of Mullet'!

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:20

That's good.

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:21

Scows Full of Mullet
Kostya used to bring to Odessa

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:29

And all the dock workers were getting up
When he was entering the bar

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:32

Oh, how he sing...
He's putting me through the wringer!

mykstery 26.08.11 в 13:35

Blue in the sea for a boulevard
Chestnut blossoms over the city.

mykstery 29.10.11 в 16:34

What is soul?
Who sings so?

mykstery 29.10.11 в 16:34

And Constantine takes the guitar
And in a low voice sings.

mykstery 29.10.11 в 16:34