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Now I'm gonna sing
and tear your heart apart!

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 12:49

I will not tell the entire Odessa
All Odessa is very high.

mykstery 29.10.11 в 16:34

But Moldavanka and Peresyp
Love Costa sailor.

mykstery 29.10.11 в 16:34

- Let me sing!
- What the heck are you doing??

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 12:47

What's happening?

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 12:47

Fisherwoman, Sonia once in May,
Aiming to shore the boat,

mykstery 29.10.11 в 16:34

What the heck?

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:30

Told him: 'Everyone knows you
but it's the first time we meet'

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:30

- Tolya, let's get out of here. Let's go.
- Please, pay the bill.

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:31

In response to opening the 'Kazbek' a pack,
Kostya told her coldly:

mykstery 29.10.11 в 16:34

You are an interesting queer,
But the thing you see is ...

mykstery 29.10.11 в 16:34

Take this!

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:31

I will not tell you the whole Odessa for ...

mykstery 29.10.11 в 16:34

- No hands!
- OK, no hands!

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:32

- Now tell.
- We are hungry.

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:33

Didn't you have a heavy supper yesterday?

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:34

If you are hungry - go and buy then.
No problems with food here.

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:34

Vanya, you know we are broke.

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:34

Dissipation has ruined
many great people's lives.

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:40

- In short, lend us money.
- It's called a credit.

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:43

And it requires trust.

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:43

But the thing is - I dont trust you.

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:43

- And do you have money?
- I do.

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:44

But just for buisness.

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:44

- Hello, are you Izya Shatz?
- Let's say so.

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:45

You see..we are doing some business here..

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:45

- Can you help us?
- Of course!

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:45

We will pay.

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:46

I don't doubt that.

Shikisai 06.09.11 в 07:46

Here you are!

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 12:43

If you want me to do work
as if I was doing it for myself

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 12:43

then you need to pay me as much
as you would pay yourselves.

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 12:44

Ok, here is more.

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 12:46

Now you don't have to give it a moment's
thought. Izya Shatz was a shock worker
of Communist labour in Odessa!

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:28

As a psychotherapist with a big
experience I use the approach
from practice to theory, but not vice versa.

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:19

Sit and make yourself comfortable,
find something to lean on.

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:20

Whatever I say - don't be surprised,
it is as supposed to be.

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:21

- When I count 33...
- When I count 33...

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:21

You will get rid of anuresis, diathesis,
salmonellosis, brain fever, mastopathy.

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:26

- I am beginning to count down...
- I am beginning to count down...

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 13:32

1, 2, 3...

mykstery 06.09.11 в 07:57

Don't try to resist,
my aura is unbreachable.

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:32

4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...

mykstery 06.09.11 в 07:58

11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,
17, 18, 19, 20, 21...

mykstery 06.09.11 в 07:58

Begin with the Miracle!

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:35

Begin with the Miracle!

mykstery 14.10.11 в 06:29

Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush!
That's it! Hush! Stop yelling!!

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:35

Now I'll show you all the miracle
of an instant and full healing..from, eh, an illness.

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:37

Silence! Hush! Now!
Hush! Now!

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:38

You, blind madam and you,
paralized guy..

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:39