Русское Чудо / Russian Miracle: Русское Чудо

Please, proceed to the scene.

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Help the lady

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and the paralytic guy.

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By the way, this gag
was vice versa yesterday.

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This woman was a paralytic,
and this musclehead - a blind.

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Who is a musclehead?

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Gentlemen, attention please!

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This provocator is paid by our competitors,
a company of pseudoscientific witch doctors.

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Me? A provocator? I am..
Everyone knows me!

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Of course!

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Our great psychic can heal
this real paralytic

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and this real blind woman in public.

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But if there are false accusations
and doubts then

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I am asking you,
common spectators,

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who were here
on the previous session?

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Did anyone get any relief
from their illness?

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 10:13

Warts on my neck resolved!

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And I became completely hairy -
just look at me, touch!

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I got rid of insomnia,
thank you!

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Listen! My wrinkles disappeared!
Thank you!

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 10:17

A wizard! He's a wizard!

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 10:16

Today the first time in 10 years
I have dreamt of a woman!

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What are you saying??

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And today I came
to this great magician again

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to get her number from him!

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 10:19

Uf, we scraped through for now.

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 10:21

I am telling you, tramps,
we were on the razor's edge.

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 10:25

This bold asshole spoils all the show,
why is he coming on every session?

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- Shall we get rid of him?
- Are you nuts?

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 12:06

You are the Russian Miracle,
not the Russian Mafia.

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- We will sharpen skills.
- Good boy.

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By the way, Izya Shatz's boys
did a good job. Let them continue.

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 12:17

But they are asking to raise the pay.

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 12:21

Here in America they pay
real bucks for sorting things out.

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 12:23

Now in case, Lord forbid,
the recorder breaks,

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 12:31

make sure your Russian Miracle
can produce several phrases on his own.

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Is he a complete imbecile?

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- No, everything's gonna be fine.
- From your mouth to God's ears.

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Ok tramps,
see you tomorrow!

Shikisai 07.09.11 в 10:26

- Boss, what about the cabbage?
- What cabbage?

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:44

- The green one, so the horses run faster.
- Listen, stop messing with my head.

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:48

What should I do then,
if you are so air-minded.

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:52

- Where is money for the session?
- You have a real good memory for things.

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:54

- Hope there are no surprises tomorrow.
- Well, it's..

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- We won't be disturbing the miracle man's work.
- Where are you going?

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:55

- To the housewares shop.
- Where?

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:56

- I'll just have some beer, that's it.
- Beer? What are you talking about?

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 05:57

You are like a deminer -
you have no right for a mistake.

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 06:10

Vanechka,
I'll practice with him.

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 06:13

- For sure?
- Yes, I will. Come on. Come on.

Shikisai 09.09.11 в 06:14