Русское Чудо / Russian Miracle: Русское Чудо

Senya's as good as my word
even in this stone jungle.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:33

So as we say,
don't think badly of me!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:34

- Vanya! Write, don't forget me!
- We'll write to you!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:35

Hey, you loser, keep well!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:37

Auntie Kate,
take care of your husband!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:37

Vanyusha! America never
will forget Russian Miracle!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:37

I want to go to my homeland!
I wish it was me!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:39

Oh, if I had wings I'd fly there!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:40

I'd fly there!
I'd fly there!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:40

- It's a good city!
- And the country's quite good!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:41

But I haven't bought
for myself curtains.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:42

Never mind. Next time we'll fly here
and we'll buy everything.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:44

Now you're a real psychic.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:44

We'll have such tours
with you - worldwide!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:45

Vanya! How he hypnotised Senya
and get dollars at once!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:47

Yes. he's a such man at home.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:48

As he will look at me with his fiery eye
that I cannot refuse him in anything!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 10:49

- I feel not so good!
- What?

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:05

I took a look on the stewardess, messaged
her to bring me some mineral water.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:07

And she didn't receive my message.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:07

- You see, my power weakens.
- You don't say that!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:09

Wait a moment. Now we'll help you.
Have a look.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:09

- Excuse me, miss!
- Yes?

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:10

- May I see you a moment?
- Just a moment.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:12

Please.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:13

Beauty, we need some vodka.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:13

- How much glasses?
- What glasses? Bottles and more!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:13

- Pretty, this one, yeah.
- Chocolate for the lady.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:14

And I think some sausages about
300 grams. - Take it. - We don't keep sausages.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:15

- Never mind. That will do without snacks.
- We are used to encounter it.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:17

- 23 dollars, please.
- Here you are.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:18

Sorry, but this note is a fake.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:18

Yes? Well it's misunderstanding.
Here's another, please.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:19

Unfortunately, this one is a fake too.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:19

Impossible! Yeah?

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:20

And this?

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:20

Unfortunately, this one is a fake too.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:20

We're done for it!
Well, Senya!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:20

Welcome home, my dear!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:21

- Thank you.
- We'll help you to port it.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:21

- Sure you can help us.
- We haven't anything to pay.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:22

Yes, only with it.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:22

Listen, wait, my dear!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:23

- How much you sell, dear?
- And you how much will buy?

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:28

I want for 650,
but will buy for 700.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:28

So what do we want?

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:29

And we want for 800
but will sell for 750.

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:30

- It's a deal, dear!
- Take it!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:31

That's it. And you were afraid!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:31

But personally I didn't!

mykstery 12.10.14 в 11:32