Афоня / Afonya: Афоня

You don'r give me trainees - what ever!
But the truth is the truth.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:05

What truth?
Have you seen yourself in a mirror?

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:06

40 years old! but I won't think you are older than 26!! Never!

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:06

Do you drink beer?
If it's hot outside.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:06

No "hot outside" here! You can't drink at work! No-no!
One big and two small ones.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:07

Those are my trainees.
Hello. - Hello.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:08

So damn hot! - Borschov!
Ah! - Borschov!!

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:08

You are still here? there is a breakdown, they called three times already.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:09

Albert Petrovich, How are you?

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:12

Old same - old same. - I have trainees on me now.
They need practice. I'm teaching them!

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:13

Hello! - Hi, guys!

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:15

Stop! In here.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:15

What is it?
Tap.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:15

A child would know that it's a tap.
Which tap?

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:16

To water.
To water... WT!!

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:16

Watering tap!
And what is coming out of this WT?

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:17

Water!
Of course it's not a beer.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:17

Trickle of water one match thick will give you the 200 litres water spill per day!

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:19

Mister locksmith! Please come over< 9th floor!
I'm cooooming.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:20

One second Afanasiy Nikolaevich!
What? - I will close the tap.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:21

Stop! It's the Belikov's region, he has his own trainees. Come with.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:21

Semion! Turn this on, I need to go on the 9th floor!
- I can't , come over after lunch.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:22

What the hell. It's the 3rd day under the repairs.
Never mind, we will come over after lunch.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:23

Afanasiy Nikolaevich, the water is spilling out all over the apartment there.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:24

The key! - I tightened it up just a little and suddenly it's started pouring out.
Tighened... The key!! come on! faster!!

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:25

Come on, give him the key.
You are a burden on my neck..

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:27

Oh my god!
Where are you working at, Archimedes?

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:27

In the planetarium..
planetarium..

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:28

What if I would start playing with your microscopes?
What would that be like?

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:29

Catastrophe!
Of course!!

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:30

Get ready, smarty pants! So, father, I blocked your tap,

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:31

don't you dare touching it again!

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:31

When will you unblock it?
I don't know.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:31

There are no gaskets in the warehouse.
So, what to do?

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:32

Think.. You are the astronomer here to think.
Maybe.. maybe we can find it somewhere?

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:33

Where would I find it for you!?
I'm not a ginny!

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:34

I'll be very "thankful"
Vova, pass me my bag please.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:35

I had one.. somewhere..
My own.. personal..

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:35

Imported one! 2.80 paid for it.
From Japan.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:36

Please. - You are such trickster!
Me?!

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:37

Solianka - three, and three breaded cutlets!
We shall take some dairy, Afanasiy Nikolaevich,

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:38

and potatoe cutlets.
Shush!!

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:39

And some compote!

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:39

hmm, Hi!
What, do you work here now?

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:40

81 kopeck.
hmm..

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:40

I'll pay for the too.
They are my trainees.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:40

Hello!
2.43 please.

Aleksia79 10.12.11 в 21:41

Why are you not going to be a master,
Afanasy Nikolaevich?

mykstery 20.12.11 в 21:21

Doesn't they appoint you?
Me? Many times they did!

mykstery 20.12.11 в 21:24

- Why do I need it?
- Your ambition is totally atrophied.

mykstery 20.12.11 в 21:26