Афоня / Afonya: Афоня

Jarabaidy. The captain's name is Tskhargie...
Tskhargiebridgiebudgiebayev.

mykstery 11.12.11 в 13:50

<i>everyone laughing</i>

matthewstifler 17.07.13 в 18:05

Well, comrades. Do you have any questions to Borschov?

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 16:54

Let's active comrades! Be active

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 16:57

Borschov, for whatever reason you climbed into the fountain? Was it too hot?

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 17:05

- Because of woman.
- Was she drowning?

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 17:13

We were walking with a company and the woman had said: "It's too much for Waldemar to dive"

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 17:23

- Well, I have dived.
- Why was it you are?

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 17:27

- You are always standing out, Borschov. Could you allow to dive to Waldemar?

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 18:17

- Вut I am the guy she named Waldemar!
- That accounts for it!

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 18:23

It's not good anyway, Borschov!
We have given for you the ticket to the resort with discount.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 18:30

But you had dived into fountain. It's not good. Not good.
- I understand...

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 18:33

Well comrades. Borschov admits he was a hooligan.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 18:35

What are your suggestions? All right, Fedorov, come on!

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 18:39

I suggest to give him a rebuke and after that all can go home.

lext_2009 10.12.12 в 17:22

Exactly! The sixth part on TV tonight.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 18:47

I've already had the rebuke, Boris Petrovich. I haven't had stinging rebuke yet.

lext_2009 10.12.12 в 17:34

Shut up, you're telling me!
Borschov has already had the rebuke,

lext_2009 10.12.12 в 17:46

he hasn't had stinging rebuke yet.
Any suggestions?

lext_2009 10.12.12 в 17:53

- Who's that?
- The Pope.
- Who??
- Come on, open up! It's a plumber

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 18:59

Hello! Our tap sounds like a tiger

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:01

- Oh come on, don't do it.
- It will be dirty ...

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:04

- There is no sound now. It can be used without fear.
- Thank you.
- Not at all

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:06

Call me if you'll have any problem. My name is Borschov. A.N.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:07

- Borschov A.N.! Are you gonna go barefoot?
- I've overworked.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:11

Mine has three re-exams and I have to feed this sponger till the end of summer!

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:17

- Life is complicated.
- What's the time?
- Yeah.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:19

- Excuse me, young lady. What time is it?
- Twenty minutes past five.
- Thanks.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:25

- Twenty minutes past five. Where is he?
- Had been promised to be at five.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:26

- Just a moment. Comrade, would you like to join us?
- What?
- Would you like to join us?

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:28

- What?
- Piss off! What! It's Afonya. I do not like these people.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:32

Non-punctual!

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:36

<i>listening to the neighbour's
radio</i>

matthewstifler 29.09.13 в 21:09

God damn

lext_2009 07.12.12 в 09:24

Afanasy, do you know UN's decision for Honduras?

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:39

Yuans what?

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:39

Oh... I'm living just like in a cave...

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:41

- Borschov!
- I'm not here. I'm at harvesting of potato.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:43

- Total isolation...
- Afonya! Hey friend, call Afonya for me!

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:45

- He's not here.
- But where is he?
- He's gone.
- What?

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:48

- He's at harvesting of potato.
- Oh, I do not like these people.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:49

- Who is that?
- And who are you?
- I am... Kinsman. Remote relative.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:51

Hey you, relative, cough up the ruble.
Afonya owes me a ruble.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:56

- Two!
- Two, two!

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:57

- Borschov A.N.?
- Allow me?...
- You're welcome.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 19:58

<i>whistling</i>

matthewstifler 29.09.13 в 21:09

- That's it. Can use it.
- How much I owe for?...

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 20:00

Nothing.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 20:01

The best reward for our work is the absence of complaints from people.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 20:10

- Bye.
- Bye.

lext_2009 06.12.12 в 20:11