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Sometimes hard to believe that such concepts as the wheel, property, state, evolution, universe, superman, Collider. Oh, what are we talking about? Even sexual revolution and marijuana on purpose - all this thought of me.

Chaosman 12.08.09 в 12:41

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Sometimes it's hard to believe that such concepts as the wheel, property, government, evolution, universe, superman, collider - to hell with it - sexual revolution and marijuana on prescription - all these are invented by me.

bored 12.08.09 в 14:40

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But even harder to accept that art for money, love of convenience, the war because of oil. Yes, that really there. Death - To stop all this. I thought, too - your brain. Let us know.

brooke 12.08.09 в 09:56

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But it's even harder to accept that art for money, love of convenience, the war for oil - to hell with it - even death as an end of all this - are also invented by me- your brain. Pleased to meet you.

bored 12.08.09 в 14:46

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Brain's work.

brooke 12.08.09 в 09:54

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The work of the brain.

brooke 12.08.09 в 09:54

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Society tells us: I am your friend. Break your ass for me and I will give thee well, very comfortable seat, but it does not say why it was me in that case you need to.

brooke 12.08.09 в 09:57

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Society tells us: I am your friend. Break your ass for me and in return I will give thee well, a very comfortable chair. What it doesn't say, is why i need it in that case.

bored 12.08.09 в 14:48

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Society tells us: I am your friend. Rip your ass off for me and in return I will give thee well, a very comfortable chair. What it doesn't say, is what the hell I need it for, then.

bored 12.08.09 в 17:42

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Why? Why nobody never listen to me.
Here, today I've wrote a new song.

nistubdu 12.08.09 в 11:39

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How it comes that nobody ever listens to me.
Here is a new song I've written today.

kavaron 12.08.09 в 20:41

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How come? How come nobody ever listens to me
Today I've written a new song.

mindgame 12.08.09 в 20:49

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If you were with me
I would have jumped out of the chest.
And a light up this world in the night.

nistubdu 12.08.09 в 11:40

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If you were with me,
I would jump out of the chest
And light up this world at night.

kavaron 12.08.09 в 20:43

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You put me on the meat
You broke me on the floor
Your love makes the march,
And I sing you my rock-n-roll

brooke 12.08.09 в 09:58

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It is the heart, if not crying, it sings.
But all the same as crying.

brooke 12.08.09 в 09:59

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These brothers Lungs.
This lung that it is black smoke that Beloboba.
A cachectic is hashish.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:03

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They are brothers Lungs.
The lung that's black of smoke is Beloboba.
A cachectic one is hashish.

kavaron 12.08.09 в 20:46

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Liver.

nistubdu 12.08.09 в 10:03

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Thyroid gland.
- Burn in hell!

nistubdu 12.08.09 в 10:01

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Thyroid gland.
- You will all burn in hell!

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:05

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Phallus

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:06

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I'm the master of the human body.
And all the wishes that grasp you
are carefully censored by me.

bored 12.08.09 в 14:53

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Thoughts come to me constantly.
And I have to filter them.
Filter according to public opinion, and adopted a set of laws.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:06

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Thoughts come to me constantly.
And I have to filter them.
Filter according to public morale and a code of laws.

bored 12.08.09 в 14:54

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Thoughts are constantly coming to me.
And what I have to do is to filter them.
To filter following the public opinion and adopted code of laws.

kavaron 12.08.09 в 20:49

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Ideas.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:07

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They come to me rarely.
These products are illegal, and I have never seen their suppliers.
But if not for ideas, I would cast this fucking job.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:07

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Society tells me: "Rest peacefully, but only on this very comfortable chair I gave to you"

bored 12.08.09 в 14:56

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- I tell you, not cursed until you smoke.
No praise is not yet departed.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:12

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- Haven't I told you not to curse until you've smoked.
No praise unitl you've left.

kavaron 12.08.09 в 20:52

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Cockroach.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:12

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- Are you waiting for me?

nistubdu 12.08.09 в 14:31

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- You've come for me?

bored 12.08.09 в 18:25

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Just listen to your heart, my dear:
Heart's music is not bad at all.
Some day the death will dry your tears.
I know you have deathless soul.

nistubdu 12.08.09 в 14:30

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My dear Count, you should listen to your heart
The song of heart is good
Still, death shall come for you to tear apart
You have a soul, don't you.

bored 12.08.09 в 14:35

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- What's wrong with your face?
Inspector Cockroach.

nistubdu 12.08.09 в 14:32

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Well there you have it: the mud, stench, smoke, mold ...
No room to lie down! What is that?

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:17

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What's all this mess? The dirt, the stench, the smoke, the mold!
No place to lie down! What's this?

bored 12.08.09 в 15:01

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I see, here you have a violation upon the violation.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:18

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- The thing that I wanted to tell you

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:18

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- Point is, that I wanted to tell you...

mindgame 12.08.09 в 20:51

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- Armchair good, yes, excellent.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:18

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- Good armchair, yes, normal.

mindgame 12.08.09 в 20:51

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And by the way, I probably will stay there long. Well, for some time.
Maybe before your death.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:19

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By the way, I will probably stay here for a while. Well, for time being.
Maybe till your die.

mindgame 12.08.09 в 20:55

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And by the way, I guess I'll stay here for a while. Well, for some time. Maybe until you die.

kavaron 12.08.09 в 20:56

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Interesting. Innovative, but utopian.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:19

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- This is not mine.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:24

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- It is brothers Lungs. I know them. It is high time to cut the oxygen.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:25

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Brain, listen to me, we've got problems.

bored 12.08.09 в 15:08

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Brain, listen to me, we have a problems.

mindgame 12.08.09 в 20:56

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Listen to me, Brain. We have some troubles.

nistubdu 12.08.09 в 21:20

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- I was framed.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:25

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- No, it's not that. I'm talking about one of your subordinates, the heart.

bored 12.08.09 в 15:09

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- What about him? Is he broken?

bored 12.08.09 в 15:10

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- No, why? It fell in love. It sings it's stupid songs, corrupting the proper functioning of our body.

bored 12.08.09 в 15:11

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- No, why? He fell in love. He sings his stupid songs thus throwing out body functioning into disorder.

kavaron 12.08.09 в 21:06

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- But no one listens to him.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:27

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- But no one listens to it.

bored 12.08.09 в 15:11

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- I implore you. Let's go to the eyes. Let's open them and you'll see for yourself.

bored 12.08.09 в 15:13

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- I'm telling you, that's not true. I've got everything under control.

bored 12.08.09 в 15:14

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- How do you like it? That's low, vulgar and revolting!

bored 12.08.09 в 15:15

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The heart has composed the music for her.

bored 12.08.09 в 15:16

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Society tells us: "Do the same thing everybody does, do it better, but not in a different way."

bored 12.08.09 в 15:17

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For example Lungs, they need to breathe, but don't look for alternative ways of learning.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:30

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The heart must beat, beat, not sing.

bored 12.08.09 в 15:18

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It feels like Phallus is the only one who is engaged in his underlying activity

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:31

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It seems like the only Phallus's head works well.

nistubdu 12.08.09 в 11:58

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Seems that only Phallus does what it should.

bored 12.08.09 в 15:19

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Or maybe overlying?

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:31

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Or may be it's not a head?

nistubdu 12.08.09 в 11:59

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Well, get rid of this infection. You can do it.

bored 12.08.09 в 15:22

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Or we'll get rid of you. We can do it.

bored 12.08.09 в 15:23

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The challenge for the brain.

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:34

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- I'm so glad you called for me. I wanted to come, show you my new song.

bored 12.08.09 в 15:25

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- Listen, wait until ... A? Give your guitar. While. Here ... Inspectors ... visited

brooke 12.08.09 в 10:35

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- Listen, wait minute, ok? Give me thу guitar. While... Here ... Inspector visited...

nistubdu 12.08.09 в 12:12

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Listen,wait a second, ok? Give me your guitar. For a while. We have.. inspections here...

lagrimos 12.08.09 в 12:36

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Минутку...

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