Jlucu4ko: переводы

→Mayonnaise is one of their largest exports as seen here in this video. The commentary alone produces much lulz.

→—Mayonnaise lover.

→Russia's only technological breakthrough and main export is the Avtomat Kalashnikova, an aussalt rifle capable of killing Africans even when covered in mud. Other leading exports are cp, pirated mp3s from allofmp3.com, PC Trojans, and internet brides.
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"I am feeling a spit flying out of my mouth from mouth watering."
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→If you have problems with your business partners, your "brotherhood" will meet with the other guy's "brotherhood", and they will try to settle your problems through discussion. If they can't get right, they may apply to a "thief in the law" who will take a decision. There also is an official way of settling the problems through a court, but it is less effective. Many businesses prefer to employ commercial departments of police or private security companies, which in reality are just a camouflaged brotherhood aka "bratva".

→The accepted currency in Russia currently are the following: American dollars, German cars, vodka, and attractive women. The currency is subject to change.

→The Russian economy is principally organized by the Brotherhood. This is very comforting to government and business leaders in Western democracies because it's a familiar system.

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→It's probably the biggest place you will find unless you go to Jewpiter or something like that.

→It's that fucking big.

→But we don't really consider it as part of the West because it's east, even though it's also not part of the East because it's west.

→If you go west, Russia is to the west.

→Russia is east of the United States and Canada unless you go west.

→Russian Roulette was invented by Stalin in an attempt to make tourists feel at home. Typically, it's like musical chairs, except with bullets. Of course it failed because no one did this at home and the Russians soon forgot about it. However Asians soon decided this is exactly the kind of thing that they want to be associated with. And began using it to try and lower their horribly large populations. Russia declined to comment. For extreme fun, make sure there are as many bullets as there are people!