jackyfox: переводы

→- This metal is the same color as Waffle... It even smells like him!
- Waffle? Can you hear us? Come on Waffle, tell us another one of your guppie stories!
- Nothing. I dont think hes withus any more.
- Who would do this to Waffle?...
- ...maybe this means were all gonna turn into guardians.
- I dont think that is whats happening here. Lets not jump to conclusions until we talk to the Elder.

→- But havent you heard these rumors. About the forbidden mechanism?
- Those stories turn up every time we go to war.
- I know that the Big Tomato paid you a fortune to draft a treaty between our countries. Ill use his superstition and your greed to further my kingdom.
- SOOOON The smell of burning bug carcas will permeate the land in an olfactory concerto!
- This will be our paradise!

→...hell, even without that guardian our militia is more than adequate to overcome the insects...
- Every guardian will be escorted by 50 soldiers.
- Dogs are impatient. My troops wont wait much longer. We should attack tonight.
- Insects will cripple Newton by sunrise...
...and that will be our cue.
- Newton is small, but so are armpits, and they can put up quite a stink.
- Hmmm...
- Armpits, yes. Well, let them cancel each other out. Newton might even take a south plate guardian out for us.
- The South Plate insects will need rest...and then well show up.
- As you can see, Mr.President, weve no worries.

→I cant let the insects get to the forbidden mechanism!
- Elder.
- You DIRTY DUCK!

→- While Newton is attacked from the east, they pay no attention to their unprotected west.
- By the time they spot us, well be on top of their temple.
- Emperor Pago, uh, one of your 3 guardians still hasent shown up. Is there something we should know?
- Its true, we lost contact with one of our guardians patrolling the insect border. I have faith in the capable captain & his crew. They will be here any hour. They will be our BIG SURPRISE!

→- I feel like my body is trying to spit me out! This must be what it its like to die.
- Nonsense!
- You aint dying!
- I cant take this any more!
- Gordie, what are you doing?
- Step away from him, Mr.Black!
- Im gonna put him out of his misery!

→- Hes choking on his tongue!
- Ill get help!
- No! *HACK* Gordon, dont go! *HACK* I Need you guys here with me!
- Hes not going anywhere! Neither am i.
- So c-c-c-cold!
- Simon!
- What the hell is going on here?

→- Right!
Lucky guess.

→- Elder, were getting creamed!
- Right.
- Ch-ck!
- Yack!
- Wake up! This is an evacuation!! Uh sir, everyone in there has already been eaten.
- Right. Its go time!
- Are you shure you wanna leave?!
- Whats that supposed to mean?
- Elder, arent you forgetting something?!
- But how do you know about
- Nevermind that! You dont want the insects to nab it, do ya?!

→- What.
- Somethings wrong with him. I mean, more so.
- Hey, where did everybody go?
- Whats up with his eyes?
- Ouch! My eye-sticles!
- Hey! When did he eat chicken?!
- Alls i can see are big white flowers.

→- SPECIAL?! INSECT?! Youre consortin with the enemy! What are you - a commie-lovin traitor?!
- Calm down, Gordie.
- What is "commie"?
- Its nuthin. Im always so danged hard on you.