izlu4ay: переводы

→The first thing you're gonna notice on some of the pages
is that I'm using a professional sportswoman to help demonstrate some of the exercises. Now a lot of people are gonna wonder why I'm using someone like Storm when we could have got any Tom, Dick or Harriet off the streets. Well, I'll tell you why, coz how do you think you're gonna see what muscles are working if I used someone with little or no musculature?

→Why buy a £300 pair of running shoes? They won't increase your strength, you're being mugged off big time, so why can't you see it? But who am I to say all of this, what proof have I got in what I say ... Well, read on and you'll see for yourself and save yourself a lot of money. Once you've read my fitness routine you'll never be ripped off again. For the first time in my life I'm going to share with you the secrets of my Solitary Fitness workouts that are now legendary throughout the penal system.

→I pick up a muscle mag, I start to laugh and I wipe my arse with it — it's a joke and a big con, and they call me a CRIMINAL! All this crap about high-protein drinks, pills, diets, it's just a load of bollocks and a multi¬million-pound racket. Steroids ... who needs them? Why, what purpose?