Caze: переводы

→After this went on for a little while, I could see the fear growing in the eyes of my fellow football-player wannabes. They weren’t worried about this kid causing them
damage with his fists—they were scared of his heart and soul. It suddenly dawned on these geniuses that they had started something they couldn’t finish, not unlike a
twenty-pound burrito. The kid really was prepared to die for the sake of his dignity. Unless they were willing to go to that end and actually kill this kid, they could not win
this fight. Eventually, the three of them picked the kid up, carried him back to the hill, and threw him over. The second his sinewy frame left their hands, all three ofthis fight. Eventually, the three of them picked the kid up, carried him back to the hill, and threw him over. The second his sinewy frame left their hands, all three of
them came scrambling toward the Jeep, scared that they wouldn’t make it back before the runt clawed his way up the slope and began his next charge.

→The Real-Man Checklist
Repairman: A manly man knows how to fix shit. If the heater is on the fritz, he knows how to take it apart and put it back together. The more cusswords you use while
doing the repair job, the more manly you become. It also helps to show at least three inches of butt crack and fart regularly.

Mechanic: Most manly men know how to fix cars, but it is not mandatory. However, you need to have a basic understanding of what’s going on underneath the hood. If
you have a friend who claims to be a man, yet he can’t tell you what an alternator does or identify it, he is not a man.

Beer: All real men drink a specific brand of cheap beer. While I was growing up, my stepfather, who was the manliness man on the planet, drank Schlitz tall boys. There
was no room in the fridge, so he just left them on the counter and drank them warm. One day I asked him why he drank Schlitz, and he said, “It’s only 3.1 cents per
ounce. Beer is an acquired taste, so you might as well acquire a taste for cheap beer.” That’s some manly shit.

Chef: A lot of people feel real men should leave the cooking to women, but that is complete bullsquash. Real men cook all the time, but there are some strict
guidelines. First, all cooking must be done on a grill, even during winter. Especially during winter. Second, you can’t cook anything fancy. Stick to meat. Third, you can’t
use too many condiments or know the names of the seasoning you used. If someone asks you what spices you put on the chicken, you must reply, “Hell, I don’t know. It
came in a package.”