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mirage00 05.12.10 в 01:45

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Co-production

mirage00 05.12.10 в 01:46

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Andrey Mironov, Tano Chimarosa

modal 05.12.10 в 12:09

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- Get out of the car, quickly now!!! Come on, come on, hop out!

mirage00 05.12.10 в 01:52

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- Dad, any reason for your careful driving today?
- That's none of your business!

mirage00 05.12.10 в 02:02

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- Antonio, I gonna call the hospital to check for any emergencies.
- All right.

Esmal 06.12.10 в 15:51

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-See you, kids!
-Bye, uncle.

Lulamae 05.12.10 в 04:04

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-And I repeat, behave yourselves at school and there should not be any of yesterday's crap anymore.

Lulamae 05.12.10 в 04:05

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How could you possibly come up with putting your teacher's chair on fire?! Good that they put it out on time before she burned completely! Now go!

Esmal 06.12.10 в 16:15

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- Nagger.
- We always behave ourselves!

mirage00 05.12.10 в 02:07

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- Well, did you bring matches today?
- Marisa, what docile kids we have.

mykstery 06.12.10 в 21:58

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It's a shame they take after your brother!.. Gotta go now, bye!

Helga80 22.12.10 в 14:51

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- I hope today you'll be back on time!
- Marisa, yesterday I got stock in the hospital...
- Yeah, sure, with some nurse!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 12:32

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- What nurse?
- Well, then with a lady doctor!

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 14:28

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- Right now? Yes, Signore, got it!
- Stop phoning to the head doctor,
you make me look like an idiot.

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 14:34

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- Antonio, it was a good idea to make a call, we need to go for a woman right now! - What? Did you admit my brother as an accomplice to your lovers' gang? Well, what can I say, indeed!

mykstery 10.12.10 в 16:51

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- As an accomplice... What are you talking about? - Calm down, an old Russian woman is turning up her toes in a nursing house. - Oh, you've already came down to old women, you're lost to shame!

Esmal 06.12.10 в 16:23

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- I told you I love you! Only you! I'll buy you new dentures!
- Oh, yeah!!!

Esmal 06.12.10 в 16:24

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- On my annual bonus!
- Stop jabbering, we're wasting time!
- Only in my dreams!!!

mirage00 05.12.10 в 02:34

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- Here she is! Can you see how bad she feels?!

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 14:52

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She's seriously ill, poor thing! Is she kicked the bucket?
- It's not our business.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 12:34

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-Let's take her!..
-What are you doing to me?! What do you want?

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 14:54

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-So you're not that Russian Signora...
-No, she's just above, on the second floor!..
-Sorry! We've mistaken!

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 14:44

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- You bastards! Idiots! God damn you! Bloodsuckers! - Signore, don't get nervous! - Ignoramuses! I will complain!

Esmal 06.12.10 в 16:26

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-Antonio, where..Where shall we put her?
-Why should I know, ask the doctor.
-Doctor, where shall we put her?

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 14:56

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- How should I know? Everything is taken up, look by yourselves.
- Maybe there?

Esmal 06.12.10 в 16:28

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- It's all taken up as well. Listen, they just love to be sick!..
And what about over there?..

Esmal 06.12.10 в 16:29

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Nope, lets keep looking...

Esmal 06.12.10 в 16:30

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Is this bed taken?
- Watch out that table!

Helga80 22.12.10 в 15:03

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- Is this bed available?
- Can't you see!
- Is it that hard to bunch up a little?

Esmal 06.12.10 в 16:32

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-There's yet some room in the toilet.
-We could put you there, you joker!

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 15:17

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- Lets turn the Signora...
- Good girl, she keeps holding!

Esmal 06.12.10 в 16:33

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- Nurse, could you put a traffic light here?
- Yeah, where?

Esmal 06.12.10 в 16:34

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- Pardon me, doctor, our old lady is really sick!
- It's packed here more than at a stadium.

Esmal 06.12.10 в 16:36

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- It seems like a free sick-bed's here!
- It can't be so! Watch yourself on turn! I'm falling!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 22:08

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- Hold on to the stretcher!
- I wish all of you to be recovered!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 21:32

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Here's a free... bed!

mykstery 06.12.10 в 22:35

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- Hey! Where are you going? It's my bed!
You could put a newspaper in, if it's yours - you damned grasping man!

mykstery 06.12.10 в 22:40

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- Where can I put her in?
- Put her here.
- Hey! You, move!

mykstery 06.12.10 в 22:42

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- Are you talking to me?
- Yes, you!
- And why, must it be me actually?

Helga80 23.12.10 в 07:28

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- 'Cause you are the thinnest here. Come on! Move!
- You just see, just see what are they doing?!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 12:38

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I don't want her!
- It's more fun together!
- I do not want her!...

mykstery 10.12.10 в 21:11

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- Hey! - You just look at her! She's so pretty kind of sex! - Take your hands off my leg - can't you see that it's broken?

mykstery 06.12.10 в 21:54

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-Santuzza, Santuzza! He's kicking! It's a boy!!!
- Let there be a son! We deserve it! After seven daughters there should be at least one son!

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 15:59

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-No daughters! I order you to bring me a son!
-I'll do my best!
-A-ah, he moves!

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 16:03

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- Where is your registry?
- Go along the corridor, then turn left.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 12:40

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- Are you her husband?
- Who, me? I don't know her and don't want to!
- Got to warn her relatives, the situation

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 15:24

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is dramatic!
-Take her away!
-Tell me the truth, am I going to die?

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 15:27

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-No, no. Don't you worry, Signora, you'll see, you'll outlive all of us and hold on until 90!

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 15:32

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- I am 92.
- Didn't I say that? You've already... Outgalloped all of us!
-And do you know about your having appendicitis?

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 15:39

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