Невероятные приключения итальянцев в России: Невероятные приключения итальянцев в России

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	Stop making the diagnosis, please! Who's the doctor around here - you or me? AntaresGoar 06.12.10 в 05:40 0
	These patiens became more and more bitchy!.. Professor, just a minute! You must ensure my wife is giving a birth to a son AntaresGoar 06.12.10 в 05:49 0
	God forbid it's a girl again! I'll smash everything up around here! - The medicine is powerless, it depends on you! - Don't shirk your responsibilities! AntaresGoar 06.12.10 в 11:30 0
	- Granny! I've found you at last, my dear! Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 15:43 0	+1
	Tell me, is it dangerous? - To tell the truth, the diagnosis is disappointing, taking her age into account, she isn't a girl, after all AntaresGoar 06.12.10 в 11:43 0
	- Olya! I'm dying! - Granny! mykstery 07.12.10 в 12:47 0
	Now listen to me carefully-- I want you to know. I'm very, very rich - Don't worry, it'll pass, you'll get to your feet again! AntaresGoar 06.12.10 в 13:07 0
	- Let me say-- You're my only grandchild I leave you everything I have! AntaresGoar 06.12.10 в 13:10 0
	There are jewellery, gold, rubies, diamonds, pearls for 9 billions. mykstery 11.12.10 в 10:12 0	+2
	-Water...Give me some water! - Why water? Champagne! Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 15:47 0	+3
	- She's delirious!.. She got nothing, she's poor, she lived in utter misery... - Of course not, no one's arguing... Obviously not, old lady, do not distract!.. Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:03 0
	- Drink, granny, drink! modal 05.12.10 в 17:11 1	+1
	- There's nothing here in Italy... I've hidden family jewels in Russia during the revolution. Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:05 0
	Go there, Olga, take the key!.. I bequeath the treasures in Leningrad to you.. Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:06 0
	They're hidden under a lion... Olga... - Signora, I beg you, speak loudly, we are all friends! Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:08 0
	What billions was she babbling about? Gold, rubies? - Uncontrolled verbal delirium, Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:10 0
	an typical example of "Delirium premortis" - Absolutely, a typical delirium! mykstery 07.12.10 в 12:51 0	+1
	- And I believe, she was absolutely conscious! - No way! "Delirium premortis"! A typical delirium! - A coo-coo grandma, it's obvious! mykstery 07.12.10 в 12:53 0	+1
	- No, it's a nonsense! A rubbish! Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:16 0
	- Cigarettes? - Yes! - No, thank you, this Signor does not smoke. Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:16 0
	Stop wasting money, you're not a millionaire yet!.. We've sold so much valuable stuff!.. Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:18 0
	- We've even pawned the wrist watch! - My wrist watch!.. - No matter, and we sold the Fiat. Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:21 0
	- My Fiat!.. - Stop being petty! - I haven't had a lunch for two days!.. Petty!.. Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:22 0
	- It's not my fault! - Well, you ate your lunch, while I was just watching!.. - Of course, I'm the brain, and the brain should be fed 'cause... mykstery 07.12.10 в 12:56 0
	Don't get upset, soon we'll be rich! - I hope it'll be soon, I'm tired to walk on foot and without a watch! - Look, that's Mafioso!!! Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:25 0
	- Jesus Christ and Virgin Mary! What are you doing here? - What are we doing, Antonio? - We've decided to visit Moscow. Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:26 0
	- Here and back again... - Natürlich, yes!.. - Are you also going to Moscow? Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:27 0
	- Yes, to see my relatives!.. Didn't you know I got Russian origins? - Really? Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:28 0
	- Why, you cannot tell?! - Well, of course, you have a beautiful Ukrainian accent! - No need to be aggressive! Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:36 0
	- Am I aggressive?.. Aggressive?! Rosario Agro was never ever aggressive in his life! Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:37 0	+1
	- Saint Rosalia, what is it - a brothel? - A gangster den, most likely! Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:40 0
	Beg your pardon! AntaresGoar 06.12.10 в 05:54 0
	Pardon!.. Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:40 0
	- Good morning to you! Are you going to Moscow too? Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:41 0
	- You know, I've heard that in Russia there are the best orthopedists... Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:43 0
	- I go too, Russia is my motherland, though I've never been there... They say nostalgia is now in vogue! Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:44 0	+1
	- I understand, yes... Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:45 0
	- Here you are. - Signorina, I ask you, please.. - And this guy is here! mykstery 07.12.10 в 13:02 0
	The whole Holy family! - Signors, lets show our cards, I suppose, its useless to pretend! Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:48 0
	- Signors, I'd like to make a proposal on my behalf and on behalf of my brother-in-law, if you allow me. - Go ahead! Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:49 0
	- So, 9 billion is a great number and it could be divided easily, there will be enough for everyone, why shouldn't we agree? Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:51 0	+1
	- Bravo, I'm for it! - It gonna be 500 million for each of us... Such money doesn't grow on trees! Esmal 07.12.10 в 02:56 0
	- Wait a minute!.. - 500 millions each, you say? But if 9 billions divided by 6, it will be... SpikeGT 07.12.10 в 02:57 0
	- How much is it gonna be, doctor? - 1 billion and 500 million! - You see! Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:02 0
	- And what am I saying? Everybody got 500 million, and the rest of money is for me and Giuseppe... I apologize, doctor, but who's discovered the old lady? Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:01 0
	- Who brought her to the hospital? Us!! - This 500 million wont be enough to buy me cigarettes! - You should give up your smoking - it's bad for your health! Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:03 0
	- And you, you think you can count my own money?! - He can neither read or write! Alex_ander 08.12.10 в 13:15 0	+1
	- Are you nuts? Ridiculous! It's amazing how shamelessly you try to share my money... Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:05 0
	Do not forget, I'm the only lawful heiress of the treasure! Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:06 0

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