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- I apologize, Signora, but you do not know Soviet laws!
The treasure was hidden during revolution, and you don't have any
right to appropriate it!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:10

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So, you are just a fellow seeker as any of us!
- Oh yeah, you'll see! Wishing you a lucky hunt!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:11

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- Olga knows more than any of us!
- I'm going there!
- Before passing away the granny had whispered something in her ear!..

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:13

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- What?
- I didn't catch it. Quiet! The Mafia is here!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:14

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- Loss of pressure occurred in the cabin!
Crew, get ready for an emergency descent!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:17

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-A-a-a-a-ah!
- Guiseppe, where are you going?

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:18

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- Signorina, cognac, please!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:18

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Santa Rosalia!

SpikeGT 07.12.10 в 03:03

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- I am 6015... A man overboard! A man overboard!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:19

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- Make a landing at once, rescue
the man!

mykstery 10.12.10 в 21:16

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- Doctor, the patient is getting nervous, should we pull him back?
- No-no, we'll get frozen!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:20

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- What if we push him out, one competitor less?
- You see, we need him as a plug!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 13:12

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- And if he falls he'll crack his head!
- That's right!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:22

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- For the passenger's rescue I've made the decision to make a landing on a motorway.

mykstery 06.12.10 в 22:24

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- Make a landing on the Minsk motorway between 132nd and 140th kilometers!

mykstery 10.12.10 в 21:18

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- Dear passengers, our airplane is making an emergency landing.
It is absolutely safe.

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:23

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Please, don't smoke and fasten your seat belts! - It's a landing.
We hope to see you again on the board of our airplane!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 13:15

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Thanks for your attention!

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 18:34

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O, Madonna! We should have taken a train.

Alex_ander 07.12.10 в 05:29

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- I'm afraid that it's our last flight, goodbye!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 13:27

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- Bravo!!
- Bravo for the Russian pilot!
- Bravo!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:28

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- Bravo, well done, Aeroflot! Hurray for the pilot, for Aeroflot! - Look at this!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 13:23

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- Why me? Look what's going on on your roads?!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:31

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- Well, lets defrost him!.. Tools, a mask!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:31

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- Do-do-do-doctor... Am I alive or am de-de-de-dead?

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:33

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- Welcome to Moscow, signores! Who of you is Signore Antonio Lomazzo?
- He's over there.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 13:31

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-Signore Antonio Lomazzo...

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 18:36

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- Who of you is Signore Antonio Lomazzo?
- He doesn't mean me, he's just kidding.

mykstery 06.12.10 в 22:27

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- Are you?
- What kind of mess have he done?
- I'm your guide!

mykstery 06.12.10 в 22:21

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We don't need a guide.
- We didn't ask for, we can't afford even crying, and you say: guide! Thank you!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:36

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- Signors, that's free. Please accept flowers!
- No, we don't need even a free one, we'll be fine with a
guide-book, excuse us.

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:37

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-Give the flowers back!
-Excuse me, can we get a free watch instead of free guide?

Alex_ander 07.12.10 в 08:25

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- Why do you interrupt us all the time, I'm not your guide but his!
I will accompany you everywhere.

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:38

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- Please, keep an eye on both of them, they are
so much in need of your attention!
- You know what, we can manage it without you, Signor guide.

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:40

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You'd better take care of this charming Signorina, she's so bored...
- With pleasure!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:40

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- I appreciate it!
- But Signore Antonio is exactly one-millionth Italian tourist,

Alex_ander 07.12.10 в 09:01

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of those who ever visited our country.
-Me?..It's all too much for me!
-Are you really unhappy about it?

Alex_ander 07.12.10 в 09:07

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- Of course I am!
- Please note, that the Moscow airport Sheremetievo daily welcomes

Alex_ander 07.12.10 в 09:12

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planes from 63 countries!
- Signor Antonio, please pass the passport registration,
and I'll take care of a car.

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:46

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Hope to see you soon!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:47

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- What for does he dawdle so long?
- Thank you!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:47

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- Your passport, please.
- Antonio, I've already passed.
- Doctor, how much more shall we wait?!

Alex_ander 06.12.10 в 18:41

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- I had it here!
- You've blocked the whole passage, move aside!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:48

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- Tell him who I am!
- But I don't know you.
- Well, it's too much!

mykstery 06.12.10 в 22:31

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- Signor doesn't have a passport but acts so rudely!
- Doctor, we gonna miss you!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:49

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- Let's go, we don't have much time!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:49

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- One's done!

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:49

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- Do you see a lame guy behind me? He's a famous smuggler!..
Usually he hides drugs in his plaster.

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:51

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- Excuse me, you have to follow me!
- What?!
- We have to proceed a personal examination.

Esmal 07.12.10 в 03:51

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- No, I can't, I'm in a hurry!
- Please follow me!
- Look, I protest, you haven't got a right for that!..

Alex_ander 07.12.10 в 06:02

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