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- Signors!!
- She's somewhere here!
- I have to use force!

Esmal 09.12.10 в 03:33

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- Long black dress always adorns a woman!
A red rose on a waist adds some slight mysteriousness.

Esmal 09.12.10 в 03:36

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In this dress you can go anywhere.

Esmal 09.12.10 в 03:36

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Young lady, where are you going?

Esmal 09.12.10 в 03:36

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-What's going on here?
-Oh, well...They've done it. Italian tourists.

Alex_ander 09.12.10 в 08:06

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Expansive nation, they are in Moscow for the first day. They have tired from the trip. - They have looted everything here!

mykstery 09.12.10 в 21:12

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- Why everything? Something's alright.
- Your documents, please.

mykstery 09.12.10 в 21:08

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- And you call it a rent-a-car company?
- The watchman is on rehearsal. He sing in the amateur club and the key's with him.

mykstery 09.12.10 в 21:05

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- Only one key? - Right. - If the watchman sings you supposed to have a spare one!

mykstery 09.12.10 в 21:06

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It's a good idea! How we haven't had that idea before?!

mykstery 09.12.10 в 21:31

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-Giuseppe, a brilliant idea came to me as usual!
-You are a genius!

Alex_ander 09.12.10 в 08:17

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- I know that. We need to take Vasiliev as a partner. He knows geography, and speaks not only Italian but Russian as well.

Esmal 11.12.10 в 15:21

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- Oh, you are fantastically observant!
- Certainly!
- But then we'll have to share it with him!

Esmal 11.12.10 в 15:24

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I grudge.
- You niggle again! One billion more, one billion less...

Esmal 11.12.10 в 15:28

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- Yeah, but I've never seen a billiard in my life!
- But I don't know yet how to tell him about this.

Esmal 11.12.10 в 15:29

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Giuseppe, you see it's about how to do it, it's a question of tactfulness, delicacy-
- You're right, as always!

AntaresGoar 13.12.10 в 10:45

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- Come Antonio, I'll take it upon myself.
- And be a bit more tactful Giuseppe-

AntaresGoar 13.12.10 в 10:39

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- My dear Andrey, do you want to earn a billion?
- Yes!

mykstery 06.12.10 в 23:37

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To our common success!

mykstery 06.12.10 в 23:38

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- When I have lots of money I'll set to medicine and do neoplasty.

AntaresGoar 13.12.10 в 11:54

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- Why neoplasty?
- To put your sister phiz to rights.

AntaresGoar 13.12.10 в 11:56

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- You should look closely, she isn't that scary!
- I've looked at her by any kind of light. She´s a copy of yours.

AntaresGoar 13.12.10 в 12:10

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- Beg your pardon!
- Do you know what I'm going to do when become rich?
- Well?

AntaresGoar 14.12.10 в 07:18

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- I'll buy myself a restaurant with Russian cuisine.
- You care only about gorging!
- Yes, and what's more important - it would be free!

AntaresGoar 14.12.10 в 07:20

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Andrey, and what are you going to do?
Me?..

Kathrine 11.12.10 в 17:53

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I'll get married.
- But do you have a girlfriend?

Liudmila 12.12.10 в 17:47

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- I do, but she doesn't know about it yet.
- Let's drink to health of your girlfriend! What is her name?

Liudmila 12.12.10 в 17:50

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I don't know this.

Kathrine 11.12.10 в 17:54

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I'll pay.
Oh, no-no-no,no.
I'll pay.

Kathrine 11.12.10 в 17:55

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- You are guests. I pay!
- Antonio, I told you he would pay!

Liudmila 12.12.10 в 17:52

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Thank you, everything was delicious!

Liudmila 12.12.10 в 17:52

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- Hello everybody!
- It's high time to play cards-
Ha-a-a!!!

AntaresGoar 13.12.10 в 10:54

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- Hey you criminal!!!
- Freeze, you won´t get away from us!
- Bustard! Stop!

AntaresGoar 13.12.10 в 11:01

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Stop the train!

mykstery 06.12.10 в 23:31

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- Excuse me, senor, could you please come over here?
- What is the problem?
- Have you found your passport?

Liudmila 12.12.10 в 17:58

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- No, I searched the whole plane but there was no passport.
- I am sorry, professor, but you cannot come back to Italy without your passport.

Liudmila 12.12.10 в 18:49

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I can't? But I am Italian! I live here in Rome and have here my hospital, academic department and also family, mistress!

Liudmila 12.12.10 в 18:53

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When you find your passport, then you are very welcome home but now please go to the plane. That is our law!

Liudmila 12.12.10 в 18:55

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- Hang all your laws!
- Take him away immediately!
- I hate the plain, hate flying!

AntaresGoar 13.12.10 в 11:05

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- I'm seasick. You are going regret it when I find justice, you damned bureaucrats!

AntaresGoar 13.12.10 в 11:14

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- For you a paper worth more than independent personality!
- Cursed be the one who invented passports!

AntaresGoar 13.12.10 в 11:50

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- Stop!
- Nobody wants to give us a lift!
- That's because of your suspicious face!

AntaresGoar 14.12.10 в 07:23

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- Oh, you're not suspicious!
- Please, slow down!
- Oh, our old friend!

AntaresGoar 14.12.10 в 07:31

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- Stop, stop!
- Didn't recognize!
- Stop, where are you going?

Liudmila 14.12.10 в 10:55

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- Stop, brat!
- Stop, you snake!
- What is her name?

Liudmila 14.12.10 в 11:02

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- Olga.
- My girlfriend's name is Olga!
- What girlfriend, it is our main

Liudmila 14.12.10 в 11:06

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competitor, we should catch up to her! Let's stop this bucket!
- Stop, stop!

Liudmila 14.12.10 в 11:09

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- Stop, please stop for God's sake!

Liudmila 14.12.10 в 11:10

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Thank you senor driver! Quick, follow that red car!
- Why are you so slow? Quick, grandpa!

Liudmila 14.12.10 в 11:13

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- Listen, can you go faster?
- Fa-fa-faster!
- No, I can't!

Liudmila 14.12.10 в 11:14

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