Невероятные приключения итальянцев в России: Невероятные приключения итальянцев в России

- Never set your foot here any more!

AntaresGoar 16.12.10 в 16:41

- Very well, money is my favourite thing!
- Let's open the case!
- Ok. Stop the fuss.

irosenrot 17.12.10 в 06:31

- Silence!!!
(ticking)

AntaresGoar 16.12.10 в 16:42

-Oh! Jee!
- It's a bomb out there!!!
- Down!!!

irosenrot 17.12.10 в 06:17

-Signori, here is the Nevsky Prospekt - the central avenue of the city. Russian writers celebrated it.

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:13

Speaking of Nikolai Vasilievich Gogol...
-Help! Help me!!
-How did you manage to get there, you psycho?

Alex_ander 16.12.10 в 11:17

-How did you do it?
-Don't know, take me down, I'm about to fall! Oh, help!!!

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:14

-So you told it would take 5 days!
-Who could know?

Alex_ander 16.12.10 в 11:20

- Wait, I know where the treasure is
- Where?
- Let me down and I'll tell you

juz 15.12.10 в 15:46

Have you seen "War and Peace"?
Antonio, we watched it together

juz 15.12.10 в 15:47

- We did, so what?
- You know who wrote the story? Tolstoy. And his name was Leo!

juz 15.12.10 в 15:48

Please help me, I deserved your forgiveness. Let me down.

juz 15.12.10 в 15:48

- Leo Tolstoy. Why didn't think of that earlier. I'll get spades.
- Antonio, wait. Antonio.

juz 15.12.10 в 15:50

- Let's go after him!
-Olya.
-Oh!..

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:14

- What's wrong with you?
- My leg..
- Where, Olya?

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:15

- I'll play around here for a while and then I'll return it, a better one!

irosenrot 17.12.10 в 06:33

-Start from here. Be quick!

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:15

-Antonio, this monument was erected by the 50th anniversary of the writer's death, in 1960!

Alex_ander 16.12.10 в 21:11

- Hello? A hospital? It's Rosario Agro speaking. What? Haven't yet born? Are you mockering at me?

irosenrot 17.12.10 в 06:37

-So well, tell my Santuzza a good news: the treasure is mine! No one of the competitors is left.

Alex_ander 16.12.10 в 21:17

I've made them all pass away!
Make her give birth to an heir!

irosenrot 17.12.10 в 06:39

-Aren't you tired?
-I'd be glad to carry you in my arms for a lifetime!

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:16

-Don't take on such a heavy load. Don't bust your gut!
- You are easy to carry.

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:17

- But I'm hard to get on with.
-Stop whispering, what a bad habit of keeping everything in private?!

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:20

-Don't interrupt. His swearing his love to me...

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:21

- Hi there!
- Andryusha!
- Here we are!

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:22

- What's going on? You should have informed us beforehand of your visit!
-Oh, mother..

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:23

- Who's it and why do you carry him?
-Mother..
-And these are your new friends?

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:24

-Wait a minute, you are all soiled!
- Mom, I'm a grown up already.

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:26

-Wait.
- You are an adult.Amazingly, he is an image of his father.

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:31

-They do not understand.
- It's not true. Mother is understood by all.
- But they don't understand. They are italians.

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:30

- They are italians, italians!
-Andryusha you are a unique man. It's just like you.

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:28

You bring in foreign guests and I'm not dressed up!

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:26

Sorry, you are welcome.
-Thank you!
- Pardon!

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:26

- Oh lay her down at last and kis..! .. Me! I'm your mother!

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:32

-Hello!
-Hello!

Kathrine 11.12.10 в 18:04

- Oh! Foreigners are here. Go, lay the table.

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:33

And stop kissing when I'm talking to you!

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:33

- Four mln.
- Plus 10 !

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:34

- 10.. And 30 more!

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:34

- HA-ha.. And 50!
- Your 50 plus 100!
- And 200 mln more!

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:35

- What's at stake?
- Granny's treasures.
- Well, go on.

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:35

- I'm showing the hand! I have acouple of Jacks? What you've got?
- two tens
- It's mine, ha!

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:36

This is a king penguin. Andrey's father took this picture in Antarctics. Yes, he's a polar explorer.

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:38

Father is an explorer, not a penguin. Here is Andrey's father with his friends.. This is me.. so young

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:39

Could you tell me, are your relations with Andrey serious?

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:40

This is Andrey's father again, and here is Adryusha has just become a militia capitain.

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:40

But I think uniform isn't becoming to him.He hunts down the most chief criminals!

irosenrot 16.12.10 в 12:44

-Number One, I'm The Perch. My Colonel, I ask you to release me from this mission!

Alex_ander 18.12.10 в 08:19

I can't take part in this robbery any more.

Esmal 17.12.10 в 19:42