Операция "С Новым годом!" / Operation "Happy New Year!": Операция "С Новым годом!"

Darling, are you comfortable?
Darling...

trissko 07.04.14 в 19:48

Darling, do you feel good?

trissko 07.04.14 в 19:48

Just a moment!
Now I'm gonna make you feel even better...

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:36

Just a moment...

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:36

Darling, darling!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:36

My darling!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:36

My darling!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:36

Darling, are you alright?
Don't be silent, darling.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:36

Are you good?

trissko 07.04.14 в 19:50

Nice fractures!
Where did you manage to get them?

trissko 07.04.14 в 19:51

- Doctor, will I be able to write or to draw?
- Are you an artist or a writer?

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:37

A literary man.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:37

Well, I can't promise that you will write
like Duma the father or the son.

trissko 07.04.14 в 19:52

But I think in 2 months you'll be able
to hold a pen in your hands.

trissko 07.04.14 в 19:53

- I use my computer.
- Then it'll be earlier.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:37

Damn it! I haven't bought presents
for the New Year yet.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:37

A book is the best present.

trissko 07.04.14 в 19:53

- What genre do you work in?
- Erotic.

trissko 07.04.14 в 19:53

And what about hands fracture?
Is it associated with your work?

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:38

Industrial trauma.
A real artist has to test everything himself.

trissko 07.04.14 в 19:54

I don't get it.
Why did you need to break your arms?

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:39

I haven't just caught her weight.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:43

She was a heavyweight judo team member.

trissko 07.04.14 в 19:55

Good day, soldiers-commandoes!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:48

The New Year's coming in.
I wish you a Happy New Year!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:48

- Ask the general to speak a little more quiet.
- Aye, sir.

trissko 07.04.14 в 19:55

- Sir, they ask you to speak a little quieter.
They've got a little problem. - Right?

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:54

- Good day, soldiers-commandoes!
- Good day, sir comrade lieutenant general!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:55

The New Year's coming in.
I wish you a Happy New Year!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 14:58

The north doesn't recieve the signal.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 15:00

Sir, the north doesn't recieve it.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 15:01

We'll broadcast it in record.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 15:02

So, can I do?

mykstery 07.12.10 в 15:02

The New Year's coming in.
I wish you a Happy New Year!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 15:03

- OK. It's recorded. Thank you.
- So, is that it?

mykstery 07.12.10 в 15:04

Yes, sir! That's it.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 15:04

- Wow...
- Ouch! Oh, my God!

mykstery 07.12.10 в 15:05

- Just a minute...
- Are you alright, sir?

mykstery 07.12.10 в 15:06

It seems as my leg...

mykstery 07.12.10 в 18:58

Everything's OK, sir.
You'll be able to jump with a parachute soon.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 19:01

- Did you have any fractures before?
- No, it's for the first time.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 19:02

So, you've got such kind of a dangerous
occupation. What was your jump distance?

mykstery 07.12.10 в 19:18

You told me that we jump. We don't jump
but we make our parachute jumping. What the hell we jump.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 19:31

And it's a military secret after all. I can only
tell you that my jump distance was a minute.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 19:34

I see, sir.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 19:37

Keeping silence? Even in the New Year
you can't find a word to tell me.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 19:39

Maybe, you'll find it for me?
What did you say?

mykstery 07.12.10 в 19:39

- Nothing.
- No, what did you say?

mykstery 07.12.10 в 19:41

- I said "Nothing".
- No, what did you say before that?

mykstery 07.12.10 в 19:42

Can't you get what I tell you about?
I know what's on your mind.

mykstery 07.12.10 в 19:43