Особенности национальной рыбалки / Peculiarities of the National Fishing: Особенности национальной рыбалки

up its sleeve, thank God.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:41

They are coming. And with a cow, for real.
I thought, I heard wrong.

swiftlv 13.12.10 в 13:13

- Hi.
- Welcome.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:41

- Mikhalych.
- Hi, Kuzmich.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:41

So how is it here?

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:42

lt's O.K. A bream has gone
but there's plenty of carps and salmons!

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:42

Good day, General!

Esmal 12.12.10 в 19:23

- You didn't need to bring it here.
- We couldn't leave it on the road.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:42

- I grudge leaving it 'cause it's a good one.
What is her name? - Ford.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:42

Original. That's what we called
our Sergeant Vasilyuk.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:42

He wore black shirts
'cause he truly believed

olhy 24.11.13 в 20:34

they need laundry less often.

olhy 24.11.13 в 20:33

Unbelievable mysticism.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:42

l thought something was
dragging me out on the corners.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:43

Where's Serghei? Huh?

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:43

Where's our car?
Where's our Ford?

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:43

You animal!
What are you doing here?

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:43

Watch it! They're handy with those hooves.
She can kick you, Lyova.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:43

She covered about
20 kilometres after us.

mykstery 29.08.11 в 13:15

She already won't have
the strength to kick us. Probably.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:44

Oh! They've brought Serghei!

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:44

Serghei!

mykstery 29.08.11 в 17:40

Was it you who's got the ropes mixed up
when tying the safety equipment?

olhy 24.11.13 в 20:36

What are you talking about, Serghei? What you
gave me I mixed up, indeed!

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:44

Really? lt was raining so hard, I couldn't
see anything tied there, at the end.

olhy 24.11.13 в 20:36

You were hurrying me: 'Come on! Hurry up!'
So I caught the cow rope.

olhy 24.11.13 в 20:37

The new Prosecutor's arrived.
He is a very strict person.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:45

- ... If not for the police, hell
knows ... - What gave you I mixed up!

mykstery 30.10.11 в 14:21

- You tied up your own end!
- Of course l did! You saw the rain!

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:47

- Hello, Kuzmich.
- So, Semyonov, follow me!

mykstery 30.10.11 в 14:21

It's all your fault.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:47

What's my fault?

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:47

Stop arguing, set the table.
I feel like it's time for it.

olhy 24.11.13 в 20:38

OK, let's drink to Sense!

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:48

In what sense?

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:49

In the sense "Long Live Sense,
no way to offence!"

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:49

That cow has set a speed
record as we can say.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:49

The general's car
was going at least 50.

olhy 24.11.13 в 20:39

It's a pity we can't
register it with Guinness.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:49

I mean, it was documented.

mykstery 30.10.11 в 14:21

But we have destroyed the protocol
on mutual agreement.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:50

Otherwise we would have got
to the Guinness book of records.

olhy 24.11.13 в 20:40

We'll draw up a new protocol
for the Guinness book of records.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:50

I have one case with a suspect
who has PhD in biology.

olhy 24.11.13 в 20:41

He will be the witness.

mykstery 30.10.11 в 14:21

It's time for our region
to become world-wide known,

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:50

to defend the honor
of the Motherland.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:51

- Prosecutor! What's up?
- I've just remembered the Snivels.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:51

What snivels?

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:51

My village lies between two rivers:
The Big Snivel and the Little Snivel.

mykstery 11.12.10 в 12:52