Хочу в тюрьму / I Want To Go To Prison: Хочу в тюрьму

<scratched on the window>
Moscow - Voronezh. Not gonna get us!

Anjelika9 18.09.12 в 23:56

Hi there!
What you got there under the hood?

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 05:05

Kinda jet engine i got there..
Yep, kinda.

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 04:46

Nah... OEM. Just re-engineered myself,
boosted it a bit.

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 04:50

Light it up! It's not gonna bite.

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 04:52

What's your name "genius mechanic"?

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 04:57

Me? Lyamkin is my lastname.
Semyon Lyamkin is full name.

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 04:53

Coming back from vacation?

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 04:55

No, just did some gardening in country-side. Help yourself!

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 05:00

- Thank you.
- What's about your job?

mykstery 30.01.11 в 17:57

Everything's tip-top. No problem.

mykstery 30.01.11 в 17:58

Ok, gotta go.
If you are in trouble - just give me a call.

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 05:08

- Yeah, we'll swap engines then.
- Bye!

mykstery 30.01.11 в 18:01

Security Russian International...
Oh...

mykstery 30.01.11 в 18:02

It's a state-of-the-art robot.
It can operate being on the ground and in space.

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 05:14

Good afternoon!
Could I ask you some questions?

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:05

[Speaking in one voice] Good afternoon!

mykstery 30.01.11 в 18:08

You are talking to fresh unemployed guys!

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 05:21

- Oh, shit...
- They sit right here drowning their sorrows.

mykstery 03.02.11 в 14:57

So what do you want from us?

mykstery 03.02.11 в 14:58

We want to ask you a question:
What did you decide to do next?

mykstery 03.02.11 в 15:00

I decided to have a rest on Bahama Islands
for one year or two.

mykstery 03.02.11 в 15:02

But sincerely guys, I am sick
and tired of this crappy life...

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 05:24

You're just getting used to good things
when suddenly life becomes even better!

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:07

And I'm going to return all empties,

mykstery 03.02.11 в 15:11

buy up all our factory
with all its shops

mykstery 03.02.11 в 15:16

and then to be a turner
in this factory again.

mykstery 03.02.11 в 15:17

Senya, Senya! And you?

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:06

Oh, come on!
I'll just check out.

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 04:43

- Are you alright, Senya?
- Seems that our "aliens" fried something there.

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 05:17

So, what has happened "Mr. Plumber-san"?
Has it stopped running, hah? (анонимно)

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 05:36

Where is it? Here, turn it on.

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:09

Look, we connect this thingamajig
with that doohickey,...

mykstery 03.02.11 в 15:35

throw it out and directly...
gimmie... connect it.

mykstery 03.02.11 в 15:39

He's asking who is that man.

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 05:03

A former worker of this factory.

mykstery 03.02.11 в 15:41

(Talking in Chinese)

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 05:02

What did he say?

mykstery 03.02.11 в 15:41

He basically said "F#$%ing awesome!"

(анонимно) 28.04.12 в 05:30

Wow!

mykstery 03.02.11 в 15:45

Senya! If you explain them all properly,...

mykstery 03.02.11 в 15:47

they start to know much
about their own equipment.

mykstery 03.02.11 в 15:53

- Capable guys! - Well, what did you do to them?
(one of the sitters speaks)

lidka666 14.07.13 в 18:46

The floor is being given
to my friend mr. Lyamkin. Come on!

ibadenglish 03.10.12 в 15:00

Are you crazy?
Manya will kill me!

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:19

Kill you? So what?

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:10

Mr. Zhora, I don't know what to do.
I have the power, I have the will, but I don't have the willpower!

ibadenglish 03.10.12 в 14:59

Excuse me, would you have a match?

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:10

Yes, I do.

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:10

- What a nice evening, isn't it?
- It isn't.

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:11