Хочу в тюрьму / I Want To Go To Prison: Хочу в тюрьму

Then let's have a smoke or... so... or what?

ibadenglish 03.10.12 в 15:01

Or what is better.
Let's stand up?

ibadenglish 03.10.12 в 15:02

My pleasure.

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:11

I met you - and older times
Have revived in my dead heart;

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 22:58

I recall golden time -
And my heart feels warmer...

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 22:55

I recall our golden time -
And my heart feels warmer...

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 22:55

Manya! Manya!

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:11

Manya! Yesterday I... Looks like yesterday I... did this...

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 22:56

I congratulate you! Yesterday close to your own home you were trying to put the moves on your own wife.

ibadenglish 03.10.12 в 15:04

You've never been so drunk!

ibadenglish 03.10.12 в 15:05

- Yegor, good morning!
- Hey!

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 22:57

- Hi, dad.
- Hi, dad.

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:12

- How are you? Did you catch it much?
- I don't know so far.

ibadenglish 03.10.12 в 15:06

Have you done your homework?

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:12

- What are you talking about? It's vacation time.
- Don't be rude to your dad.

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 22:59

Svetka, move faster, or it may get worse.

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 23:00

Hold on, dad, break a leg!

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 22:59

Daddy, I'm with you.
If anything happens, call for help - will you?

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 23:00

Go get some rest.

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:12

(parrot in a cage)
- Borya is good! Impeachment! Impeachment!

Anjelika9 12.10.12 в 01:46

Hey, is Lyudmila in the university now?

Anjelika9 12.10.12 в 01:47

I'm here.

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:19

And you don't be rude too.

ibadenglish 03.10.12 в 15:10

Manya, who do you think I am?
How could you think

Anjelika9 12.10.12 в 01:47

that I... that I could confuse you with somebody else?

ibadenglish 03.10.12 в 15:11

Manya, what wrong have I done?

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 23:00

You felt me up in the elevator, until you fell asleep still standing.

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 23:01

I was tired. And why can't I hug my own wife at an elevator?

ibadenglish 03.10.12 в 15:12

You called me a little girl.

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:12

You ARE little girl.

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:12

Fine, peace?

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:19

Me and Vovan... Shit!..
with all the workers...

mykstery 16.10.13 в 15:38

- I know, you got fired. Vovan called me earlier.
- What a mess...

Anjelika9 12.10.12 в 01:49

Fuck them all. Asphalt is not over yet.

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 23:02

You're a man with brains
so they'll snatch you right up.

mykstery 15.07.13 в 17:22

- Who will?
- How who? The state will!

mykstery 15.07.13 в 17:23

No, thank you, that's enough!
Enough riping my back for them!

mykstery 15.07.13 в 17:24

So, you were speaking about capitalism?

Anjelika9 12.10.12 в 01:49

There are no strongholds our people can't conquer!

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 23:03

I'll start business.

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:13

Come on!.. Here we go!...
Come here!..

mykstery 16.10.13 в 15:40

Oh, what's coming up here?

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 23:03

Here you are! You're my darling!

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:13

Listen, boss, do you have success in women?

lidka666 15.07.13 в 08:27

He enjoys a great success, but not a small one.

Anjelika9 12.10.12 в 01:50

Fine. What d'you want?

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:13

What we need? We need go two steps -
straight ahead and turn to the right.

mykstery 04.10.14 в 12:40

Just go faster, we're in a hurry. Can your foreign car
go straight ahead and turn to the right?

mykstery 04.10.14 в 12:41

Usually I go left. But if needed we can go right.

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 23:03

Come on, come on.

Anjelika9 19.09.12 в 00:13