Хочу в тюрьму / I Want To Go To Prison: Хочу в тюрьму

Take it, take it, relax,
don't worry. Everything is all right, it's for you.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:41

A minute of laughter, by the way,
adds one more year of life 'conditionally'.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:42

The first branch, block the ladder. The second -
go to a rear entrance. Stop! On the contrary.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:43

Catman, go to the cellar with a hound.
Zilberman, you will cover me.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:44

Ivanov, Vorobyov, Sidorov - go to the roof.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:45

Now I got it.

Anjelika9 12.10.12 в 01:50

Don't stamp your feet, don't stamp your feet -
it's not the Storming of the Winter Palace for you.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:47

Moscow-Voronezh,
as we say, not gonna get us!

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:47

Vorobyov, Sidorov - go to that edge.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:48

As you send, Sidorov.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:48

Zilberman, stand at your
place and cover me.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:50

- I stand here for sure!
- Where do you go?

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:51

Look attentively -
Catman, go away.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:52

- Where's the hound, where's the hound?
- It's in the cellar with Catman...

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:52

He's here! He's here!

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:54

Remember that I've told to you.
Take him alive - he's got the money.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:55

- Vorobyov, go forward!
- Where to?

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:55

- Comrade Commander! He'll go away! He'll go away!
- I will!

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:56

Food.

Anjelika9 12.10.12 в 01:50

'Go ahead, pour' cafe.

Anjelika9 12.10.12 в 01:50

'Be careful to trust a person

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:58

who does not like wine.'– Karl Marx

mykstery 07.10.14 в 12:59

Because, my baby, Venus de Milo

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:04

beside you is just a laundress.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:04

What are you talking about?

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:04

And a breed of the woman
depends on perfection of her knees.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:06

- Hello. What do you want?
- I don't know. The same he has.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:06

- Oh, so it's a glass of vodka and a sandwich.
- Yeah, yeah.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:07

- Sometimes you want it always!
- It's a pity there's no snack after drinking...

Anjelika9 12.10.12 в 01:51

They've given me the workmate...
The cop's vehicle has tired me out!

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:08

Igor Alexandrovich,
we have to carry out a full inspection.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:11

Tomorrow I will throw my ID on the table!

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:12

- The problems with candles.
- Get lost with your candles!

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:13

- And you know, problems with distributor,
with the ignition... - What distributor?!

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:16

Judging by night character of your work,
you're either a gangster, or a souteneur.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:18

Yes, I'm a gangster. I plunder safes.
It turned out so...

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:19

And you won't surprise and won't frighten us -
Now seldom we have ones who are not gangsters.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:20

I'll present myself better -

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:22

The former member of the former Union,
The former artist of the former USSR.

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:22

- This is Marianna.
- Marina.

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 22:53

Come on.

Anjelika9 12.10.12 в 01:51

- Come on, cling to the 'Beast'...
- The 'Beast'?

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:23

- ...while this faggot heats his ass at the cafe.
- Faggot?

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:25

- Take the 'tie'.
- What tie?

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:26

Cord, cord!

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 22:53

Would you like to finish your food? We will finish. Marianna, that's for you.

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 22:54

- Excuse me, could you please?
- Yes, we could.

Anjelika9 24.10.12 в 22:54

*I like to walk at moon times
Under sounds, geranium smells...*

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:27

- Marina, allow me to pass!
- Get lost with your mister-comrade!

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:28

*And at the same time with one hand
to play with the young beauty,*

mykstery 07.10.14 в 13:29