Особенности национальной охоты / Peculiarities of National Hunting: Особенности национальной охоты

Get out of here! Get out!

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:19

Zhenya, when does the hunting starts?

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:21

- We'll have a bit of a rest then we'll
go hunting. - Are we going to drink?

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:23

- What does he say?
- He asks when does the hunting starts.

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:25

Soon, the hunting will be soon.
We'll go there, to the remote cordon.

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:25

Why the remote cordon? This will take
more than 32 kilometres.

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:27

There are many elks.
Many elks. All...

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:29

Elk is a large animal.
Antlers. Elk has big form eyes.

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:31

Oh, yeah, yeah, our chicks are nice.
They have big eyes and big a... So you understand.

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:31

- You take her there, to a grove,
and there you... her... - Whom, elk?!

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:34

Well, brother, there's beautiful nature
there. She loses her wits, and you... her...

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:35

- You and me? - We go together.
You and me, together. Do you see?

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:36

- Zhenya, what did he say?
- He says that he'll do it with you.

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:36

No, no! That's not my sport.
I like women!

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:37

Well, relax, there's lot of chicks around.
It's the elk that's walked far away.

Alex_ander 02.09.11 в 10:05

Elk walked far away but chicks are near. You
only give a whistle, it'll be enough for all.

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:38

- You and me, we'll give whistles together,
they'll come running. - No, no...

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:38

Stop, stop! You can't come here!
You can't come here!

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:39

Turn away! You can't come here!

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:39

What? What are you doing?

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:40

So who's done it?

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:40

Kuzmich, we thought you were calling us,
so we came to you.

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:42

Are you upset? Kuzmich,
don't be upset!

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:42

Kuzmich!

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:43

So to the friendship.

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:43

No, I still don't understand,
why to the remote cordon?

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:43

So how could that beast escape?

Alex_ander 02.09.11 в 09:57

How? On feet, on feet.
He escaped on feet. Over there.

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:44

Zhenya, Kuzmich said
that he makes love to elks.

mykstery 01.09.11 в 21:45

Yeah, he loves elks.
He kept a cow-elk at his place for 2 years.

Alex_ander 02.09.11 в 09:50

Mikhalych. Mikhalych, you're a military man,
could you advise me what do I do?

Alex_ander 02.09.11 в 09:53

It could be nice to bring a cow to my
brother-in-law, to the remote cordon.

mykstery 05.09.11 в 07:18

I don't need it,
so it's exactly what he needs.

mykstery 05.09.11 в 07:18

Well, now I see,
why to the remote cordon.

mykstery 05.09.11 в 07:19

He needs to transport the cow to his
brother-in-law. Have you heard it?

mykstery 05.09.11 в 07:20

So, we'll be transporting
it by boat, won't we?

mykstery 05.09.11 в 07:20

Mikhalych, rack your brains,
so far you're a general.

mykstery 05.09.11 в 07:20

Advise me, how can I deliver
the cow to my brother-in-law?

mykstery 05.09.11 в 07:20

- By plane. - What, are you kidding? We've got only bombers around.

Alex_ander 02.09.11 в 10:24

In a bomb compartment.

mykstery 03.09.11 в 09:57

But I won't assist you in that.
It's up to you to talk yourself into it.

Alex_ander 02.09.11 в 10:27

Was it me who's given you the idea? I was.

mykstery 05.09.11 в 07:21

Well, to brotherhood.

Alex_ander 02.09.11 в 10:29

Oh, shit! Oh, give me your hand!

mykstery 05.09.11 в 07:23

The water's cold!

Alex_ander 02.09.11 в 10:29

Mikhalych, swiim on
but don't swim beyond the buoys.

mykstery 05.09.11 в 07:24

I feel as if I'm falling to pieces.

mykstery 02.09.11 в 10:17

My hands, legs, heart and soul.
I'm all separated.

mykstery 02.09.11 в 10:20

What does he say?

Alex_ander 02.09.11 в 10:07

Well, he's having fun.

Alex_ander 02.09.11 в 10:06