Окно в Париж / The Window to Paris: Окно в Париж

He brought us to Paris and all
you can do is shout at him.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:34

Look at this!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:34

(singing)

mykstery 21.10.11 в 18:30

- So you speak French?
- No, it's an Yves Montand song.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:34

Hey you! If you think
you can get away with this,

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you're mistaken.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:34

The police know about your
last night carousal. I took care about it.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:34

And you can not doubt that
you'll have to respond before the law.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:34

What does she want?

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:35

She says thank you
for tuning her piano yesterday.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:35

- I did?
- Yes.

spectrus 06.04.12 в 19:41

You're welcome, Madam.
It was no trouble.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:35

Anytime, don't mention it!

spectrus 06.04.12 в 19:42

And don't play the fool!
Play the fool at home in Poland,

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:35

but observe the laws
of civilized society here.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:35

No, she definitely wants something.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:35

What could a Parisienne want
of a Russian peasant?

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:35

- You think?
- Sure.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:36

Besides that you have ruined my garden, -
have broken the Dutch rose, -

mykstery 13.10.14 в 11:08

you've inflicted damage
for 5500 francs!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:36

Look what a mess you've made
of my studio!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:36

Come in, have a look.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:36

See that? She's asking us in.
I told you! Let's go!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:36

Take my advice, don't be shy.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:36

Demand you pay damages and
put the studio in order.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:37

Don't pretend you don't understand.
I have witnesses.

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They will confirm everything
I will report to the police.

spectrus 06.04.12 в 19:42

Watch her wiggle her fanny!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:37

Look at your job.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:37

How am I to restore this composition?

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:37

- That's a hint! Hot babe!
- I think she's repulsive!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:37

They say, they are better in bed!

MacyMissa 02.11.12 в 09:28

What about the sofa?
What'll I do about these stains?

spectrus 06.04.12 в 19:44

And the lobster?
You broke its pincher!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:38

- She wants to do it doggy-style
(like a crab) on the sofa! - Don't say that!

spectrus 06.04.12 в 19:45

I can only throw it out now.

spectrus 06.04.12 в 19:45

Gorokhov!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:38

- Oh damn!
- Where are you?

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Darn Vera found the door.
I'm off!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:38

So, listen, take the condom.

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and be careful,
they've got AIDS all about here.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:38

Where the hell were you? Bastard!

spectrus 06.04.12 в 19:46

Everyone's looking for you,
they came from the job.

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:39

Look, Verka! I'll tell you something!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:39

You won't believe your eyes!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:39

Already found yourself a dame,
you jerk!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:39

What do you mean?
She's Nikolai's bird!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:39

Kolya, show up! Has you seen it, you stupid?
He's Kolya! You believe it or not?

mykstery 13.10.14 в 11:15

- Parasite! Waving your arms too!
- I'll show you were I was!

mykstery 15.10.11 в 10:39

Where are you loafing about?
I'm gonna bring you to the police!

mykstery 13.10.14 в 11:17