Эдуард Успенский - Бизнес крокодила Гены / Eduard Uspensky - Business of Gena the Crocodile: 1

Edward Nikolaevich Uspensky

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BUSINESS OF GENA THE CROCODILE
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THE INTRODUCTION

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Dear companions students! (In this case it is children from six till nine years.)

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Put aside ice hockey sticks, pedal cars, kittens, chickens, puppies and other distracting subjects and sit down near to the father, mum, the grandfather or the grandmother on a sofa.

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We begin our first lesson.

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This book is the grant for beginning millionaires.

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Only don't think, companions seven-years-old-kids-to-be-students that, having read it, you together with the grandmother by a weekend terribly will grow rich. No, we can't promise it to you. But on a way to millions you can make the first step. We will necessarily tell to you that such a stock exchange, actions, marketing and dividends.

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We'll try to explain you how a bank works.

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And you will know for sure, where you
should or should not invest your capital.

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— Dear student from the first row, tell, please, you have a check-book? So, it is clear, you haven't it yet... And a credit card? So, and it is clear. And where you store the savings — in a coin box or in different places under a sofa in every nook and cranny?. In a coin box? That's good. Storage of money in a coin box is more progressive method.

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— And at you, a companion the student the girl, you haven't neither money, or a coin box, nor a sofa? Calm down, you could just have a desire and our book. And everything you'll have.

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You just have to read up our book up to the end and properly to get acquainted with Prostokvashinsk City, with its inhabitants, with its manufactures, with its establishments.

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We will tell to you, students,

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What are the dividends,

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Stock exchange, banks and advertizing.

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Let sit down with you nearby

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The father, the grandmother and mum.

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The story begins,

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We enter the first class.

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First chapter Prostokvashinsk and ITS INHABITANTS

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Everyone who approaches on the Prostokvashinsk City, first of all notices a considerable quantity of fences.

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Not a single European city has such fences.

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It speaks about immense wood riches of a city.

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THE FARM

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The very first big fence of sticks belongs to farmer Grigory Kravchuk. Behind a fence there are immense fields, cowsheds and warehouses.

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Uncle Grigory is not that much educated, he only manages to turn on a PC on his fifth try.

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But he's a big expert in agriculture — he can distinguish a strawberry from a boiled potato even being literally blindfold.

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It makes wheat, a potato, pork (fat) and contains 25 dairy cows.

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He is assisted by five workers, two tractors and his very smart daughter Sonya (25). It is her PC that is so hard for him to turn on.

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THE SAWMILL

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There's a sawmill by the opposite
side of the access road.

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It Boris Divinovich Ksukosjan orders.

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He very much loves money and is ready to squeeze out the sawmill as a floor cloth dry, to extract as much as possible квашек.

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Квашки and простоквашки is a currency of the city of Prostokvashinska. One квашка is approximately equal to one rouble, one простоквашка — to one dollar.

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On a sawmill 20 workers work.

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Ten of those are Prostokvashinsk locals, the other ten are visitors.

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They came from a foreign country named Kingkongia. They have lower qualification and can be paid less. All the Kingkongiers are small and green.

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On a sawmill drive rafts from logs on wide mother-river Prostokvashke. Logs cut on boards.

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At a sawmill there is a small furniture shop. It makes benches and stools.

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Mebelno-taburetochnym shop engineer-designer Michael Kochin orders. Very talented young expert (28 years, it is single).

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If we go further on the main city street, we will be met by a grandiose monument with the hand lifted upwards.

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It is a monument to founder Prostokvashinska to forester-liberator Mihajle Prostokvashinu. It has based this city at the time of Minina and Pozharsky when together with group of the Cossack army has lost the way in an immense taiga.

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Простоквашинцы love this monument and aren't going to take down it, and very often paint Mihajlu that it didn't rust.

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THE BULLETIN OF COURSES OF FOREIGN CURRENCIES

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MUNITIONS FACTORY

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Near to a monument the film factory settles down. But really it is any not factory. It is a military-industrial complex, confidential defensive factory. It makes valenoks for military men.

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There start up nobody. Because, having counted up quantity of valenoks, the foreign spy will quickly divide them into two and learns quantity of soldiers in country army.

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The factory employees are one hundred female felting workers, half a hundred male compression workers, plus two packing carpenters.

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