Эдуард Успенский - Бизнес крокодила Гены / Eduard Uspensky - Business of Gena the Crocodile: 1

- This is a very convenient way of banking services, - said I. DuPont. - Many banks now engage in credit cards. This is a plate made of plastic with a magnetic tape in the middle. If you have it, then you believe the bank and allowed to buy different things with this card. He identifies you credit for one thousand kvashek.

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- But this is a whole string bag of money! - Exclaimed Cheburashka.

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- Yes, if you carry money in a string bag. But credit card allows you to buy everything without carrying this shopping bags. Cash not needed.

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- But how?

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- Very easy. On the tape recorded information about your bank account. You've come to the store and want to buy shoes.

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- Best car of bricks! - Shouted Cheburashka.

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- Brick machine. You submit to the seller a card on which is written: "Prostokvashinsk-Neyshel-Bank-Corporation." The seller immediately realizes that he is dealing with a serious person. And that this person trusts the bank and buy all the permits within a thousand kvashek. (The size of confidence shows the color of the card.) It inserts the card into a computer cash register, and the unit will announce the bank that Cheburashka was the car at the cost of the bricks in 800 kvashek.

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Gena and Cheburashka listened to all this with bated breath. A lion Chandra all knew long ago.

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- And then?

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- The bank immediately takes your money at the expense of a brick store. Cheburashka And he wrote a letter:

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"Dear Mr. Cheburashka, we are glad that you've bought so many bricks, and hope that the bricks are of good quality. Now, please return us to the bank 800 kvashek. And another 160 kvashek for what we gave you such services. "

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You all see?

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- All.

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- So, what's the bottom line - began counting on his long fingers I. DuPont. - Cheburashka got his long awaited brick. Store received 800 kvashek. The bank earned 160 kvashek. And everyone is happy.

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- And not too many wins the pot for their services? - Chandra said.

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- The bank takes quite a bit, if the customer returns the money immediately. From the customer's bank is almost accurate receives nothing. Because 160 kvashek accumulates during the year. And if the customer delays payment, it is very convenient to the bank.

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- How much the bank receives a percentage? - Asked quickly Cheburashka are formed.

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- Approximately 20% per annum. And in addition, each customer pays the bank a small amount each year. About 20 kvashek. And since many customers, the money accumulates large. Our staff joked: "This year nateklo prostokvashki lot."

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- I want a credit card! - Shouted Cheburashka. - Can I give her?

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- You can, - said the banker, - if you vouch for at least one of our regular customers.

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- I immediately vouch for Cheburashka - the lion said Chandra. - It is a very responsible person.

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- Then, for heaven's sake.

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And an hour later Cheburashka was holding a plastic card with the word "sour-card."

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- Note - I. DuPont said to him - if you need cash, you do not have to go to the bank. Throughout the city there are such special cash booths. You pop the card into the slot, push buttons with a password and the machine spits you kvashki.

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Lyrical epilogue

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Credit cards

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So, you guys bought new clothes:

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Let's boots, say, shoes.

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You are a credit card for all paid

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And then immediately they dressed.

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The money then

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A shoe now.

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Credit card to pay for you.

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But in the friendship of the great

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Accents -

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You will have to bank

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Leave interest rates.

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Services

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Not available for free,

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Services are the same product.

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And remember strongly:

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In today's world

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Given free of charge

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Only the sighs in the apartment.

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Chapter Five CORPORATION

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