Возвращение блудного попугая / The Return of The Prodigal Parrot: 01

(TV): - Attention to all the traffic police stations!
Detain the white 'Zhiguli' car.

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:33

Be careful - the criminal is armed.

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:34

- Kesha, tone the volume down. Kesha, can you hear me?

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:35

- Firstly, I'm not Kesha but Innokentiy.
Secondly, the criminal is armed.

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:57

Attention, attention!
Close all the roads from the city.

Daiver86 12.12.11 в 17:42

(the sirens blazing)

belgita80 12.12.11 в 18:47

Comrade major, St. Polischuk's speaking.

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:33

I'm tracking the criminal riding on my scooter.

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:33

(shots fired)

belgita80 12.12.11 в 18:47

(tunes the volume down)

belgita80 12.12.11 в 18:47

I can't hear!
Kesha, please! A little bit...

(анонимно) 12.12.11 в 17:04

yeah, no way!

belgita80 12.12.11 в 18:50

It's a disgrace!
I'll have a test tomorrow. But you...

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:28

So this... So you do it this way..

Daiver86 12.12.11 в 17:41

So that's the way you are! On the very cliffhanger moment you...

belgita80 12.12.11 в 19:05

Now I can see! Just Polischuk's riding
on his scooter but you...

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:32

Oh...

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:24

Well... Well, stop it, stop clowning!

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:22

- I feel bad. Water!

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:21

So this is how you treat your friend! Yeah?
So this is how you treat your friend!

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:24

I spare no life to him and he...

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:26

No, no. That's the end! Good bye forever.

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:18

Only death will save me
from my heart sorrow.

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:19

(singing): "Good bye my love, good bye..."

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:28

Kesha, wait! Kesha!

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:29

Never mind, I'm gonna show ya.

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:29

Gonna teach you a lesson.
You're gonna cry.

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:30

cars' noise and other sounds of the night

(анонимно) 12.12.11 в 17:12

Oh, that's wonderful!

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:30

Delightfully!

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:18

(singing): - Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam,
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home...

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:52

Delightfully!

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:18

applause

(анонимно) 12.12.11 в 17:08

oh, just you wait!

belgita80 12.12.11 в 18:54

So, this one time I fly over the Tahiti...
Ever been to Tahiti?

belgita80 12.12.11 в 18:55

Alright, so major Tomin tells me:

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:39

'The bank was robbed by lady Monica from culinary school'

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:41

Missed...'One million, million, million scarlet roses...'

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:44

And I tell him: 'Shurik! Be
careful - the criminal is armed!'

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:45

And he tells me: 'In the Greek museum,
in the Greek museum... white mousse'

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:59

everybody laughs

(анонимно) 12.12.11 в 17:11

applause

(анонимно) 12.12.11 в 17:11

Delightfully! Delightfully!

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:18

Well, once I had a flight to Tahiti.
So Shurik tell me there:

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:02

'Maltsev took the puck
then passed it right to Krutov'.

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:05

Krutov passed it ahead - right to Axel Breitung. The spurt...'

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:08

Ah... haw... talking plain,
Polischuk's riding on his sckooter...

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:11

Once I had a flight to Tahiti...
There was a foggy weather over the region, the wind is northern, gusty.

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:17

Delightfully!

mykstery 12.12.11 в 15:59

Once I had a flight to Tahiti...
Have you ever been to Tahiti?

mykstery 12.12.11 в 16:15