Наша Раша:яйца судьбы / Our Russia:destiny balls: Наша Раша

We live in the finest country in the world

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and all the other countries envy us.

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Because our capital is neither Tokyo nor Rio-de-Janeiro

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But the marvellous Moscow. The city with unrepeatable ancient architecture.

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With broad avenues

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The city in which there are living kind and civilized people.

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The city...on the Neva river.

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Only in Moscow, driving on the wrong side of the road

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is the safest

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Only in Moscow you can be born, live happily

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and die with honour in a traffic jam.

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Only in Moscow they have already started using the Fourth Transport Ring on suction cups

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built right above the Third.

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only in Moscow to eat shaurma

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you should catch it first.

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Only in Moscow even the homeless

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have passports with multivisa to Shengen countries

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Well, you jerk!

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Here are you, a fur, draw the documents!

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tourists from all over the world come to Moscow...

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every day

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It is Moscow you come to in order to lose virginity

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...but you lose money, documents and cell phone instead.

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It is Moscow where 50% of inhabitants are oligarchs

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and the other 50% are "doshirarchs" - that is, so poor that can afford to eat only "Doshirak" - very cheap noodles.

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And this is Victor Maryanovich Ryabushkin -

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- the exception from the rules.

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He is so rich that as compared to him all another oligarchs

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are like poor "doshirarchs"

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Victor Maryanovich is the first official

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"docherarch" - that is, the richest of the rich.

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And this is Victor Maryanovich's flat which is designed simply and tastefully.

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in a giant golden bar there are hollowed multilevel

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apartments and anatomical WC

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washed by envious people's tears.

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And... Raphael is original, too?
- Yes, of course.

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And so are all the things here in this room.

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the food Victor Maryanovich eats is prepared

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in Paris, in his own restaurant, and delivered by his own plane

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...to his own Moscow.

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and this is...Victor Maryanovich's "right hand" -

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called "the Bison"

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Bison lost his eye in the 1990-s when he tightened it

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Well, that's not important where.

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All the Moscow wanted to know why Victor Maryanovich has

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so much money.

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OK, I'll uncover my secret for you.

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And Victor Maryanovich's secret

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was guarded by Venera of Myloss herself.

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you just had to touch her marble nipples

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