Почдество / Postmas: Почдество

Postmas: the real christmas story.

leonline 17.12.12 в 18:26

It's not well-known, but Jesus had a twin brother.

leonline 17.12.12 в 18:27

Actually the same god's son, but he was not religious, and wasn't so obsessed with sharing his vision of the world.

leonline 17.12.12 в 18:28

He was obsessed with travel. Sure, the planet is so beautiful!

leonline 17.12.12 в 18:30

In heaven it's the same shit every day: harps, righteous souls, ethernal love behind the clouds.

leonline 17.12.12 в 18:32

And here - the waterfalls, the sunsets, the hurricanes, etc, etc.
The great, great diversity.

leonline 17.12.12 в 18:35

And he was very king man, how else?

leonline 17.12.12 в 18:35

So the people around got that there's nice guy,
that is travelling all the time

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and started to ask him to deliver some stuff, on the way.

leonline 17.12.12 в 18:38

Kind of: "Bro, would you mind to pick this jug of wine to my dad in Kabul?"

leonline 17.12.12 в 18:39

"And then this important letter to Assville, Fuckinesia, huh?"

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And on, and, on.

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And the man never said "No".
First, he did not liked to turn people down,

leonline 17.12.12 в 18:41

and then he really liked to see new places.

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So he carried the letters and the boxes,

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even build a cart to pick more stuff.

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And soon there were some mates,

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not the apostles, just fellow travelers.

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Who knows, when this buddy will to, let's say, Baghdad.

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And those fellows were always ready: "We'll deliver, no problems!"

leonline 17.12.12 в 18:50

Well, they were working for some money, since they were going not where they wanted to.

leonline 17.12.12 в 18:51

But with the delivery.

leonline 17.12.12 в 18:52