Дежа вю / Deja Vu: Дежа вю

- But the box, we'll arrange it.
- How is Charlie Chaplin?

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 08:46

According to the latest information, he
joined communists.

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:14

- Why do they take pictures of me?
- This is my colleague.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 08:50

We are reporting on your
stay in Odessa.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 09:08

- We'll report of every step.
- I protest!

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 09:10

I came here for a private matter.
To visit my father's tomb.

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:18

So that's why you speak
Russian so good?

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 09:33

Was your father Russian?
No, he was Pole.

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:20

- From Odessa?
- No, exiled to Siberia.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 09:34

Here is his grave,
I want to visit.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 09:36

- We'll arrange it.
- No, I will do it myself. No reporters.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 09:38

It depends...

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 09:41

Your pass.
We are checking in.

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:23

No rooms.
Cyclists' checking.

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:24

By bike - to a bright future.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 09:53

This citizen has a booked
suite. He is American. Rusflots' guest.

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:30

- Kostya, take comrade American to his suite.
- In helmet.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 09:56

Guten Morgen,
comrade American.

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:32

In America, ideals of the French
Revolution exist in words only.

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:35

But here - in practice. You exploit
Blacks' labour, and we replace it with machines.

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:38

Damn! What does he do?
Mechanical carrier.

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:39

Delivers luggage stright to the room.

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:40

Foreign construction?
Ours! Ours!

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:41

What the...?
Where is my luggage?

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:42

On the way to your room
by the conveyor.

MissD 05.10.09 в 11:44

Don't worry. Listen,
it went to the second floor.

MissD 06.10.09 в 17:52

Where are you going, comrade American?

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 15:50

- What's happening?
- Your fellow offended the american.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 15:52

Reminded him of the ideals of the French
Revolution and he's got furious.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 15:55

Thrown off all gifts.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 16:00

Do not worry, comrade American,
Here's your luggage, do you hear?

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 16:01

- It's the best system in Europe.
- Here is your suite.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 16:02

See, everything is fine.
It's a turning gear broke down.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 16:06

Yes, it's the scandal.
He must be a complete idiot,

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 16:09

who fixed such a delicate handle
to such a trolley.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 16:15

Woman, go away.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 16:16

What? Are you so upset,
because of this handle?

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 16:18

We'll make you a new, an iron one.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 16:20

Citizen Pollack, it's
time for us to go.

alr0lbxrl 05.10.09 в 16:25

We've got very intensive program.
People are waiting for us.

MissD 06.10.09 в 18:09

What do I do with it?
Stick it in my ass?

MissD 06.10.09 в 18:11

Welcome to Odessa.

MissD 06.10.09 в 18:11

If you willn't come out in 5 minutes,
you'll regret about it for the rest of your life.

alr0lbxrl 07.10.09 в 08:11

You'll be late to meet Potemkin's sailors
and will never see them.

alr0lbxrl 07.10.09 в 08:22

What's the matter, woman?

MissD 06.10.09 в 18:12

Herr der Amerikaner. This is apartment ours by right. Verstehen?

MissD 06.10.09 в 18:13

Ja. We are the first passengers.

MissD 06.10.09 в 18:13

Why?

MissD 06.10.09 в 18:13

When I was a boy, I asked God for a bicycle,

MissD 06.10.09 в 18:15

he didn't give it to me, so there is no God.

MissD 06.10.09 в 18:15