Операция Ы и другие приключения Шурика / Operation Y and Others Shurik's Adventures: Операция Ы

- Art. 89.2. Up to 6 years in prison.
No good.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:33

- Wait, there will be no robbing.
- The stealing is done before us.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:34

This is a no-brainer. You just need
to make it look like a robbery.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:35

You need to pick the lock,
get into the warehouse,

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:35

leave traces as if someone
took the goods, and leave empty-handed.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:36

Have you understood at last?

iulea7777777 12.12.13 в 09:42

No worries, comrade Director.
People just want to figure things out.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:37

- That's natural.
- Legal, too.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:37

- This is a new arrangement for us.
- Untested for sure.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:38

No worries, comrade Director.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:38

Could you, please, tell us, this event -
or should I rather say, this operation -

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:39

Y!

alex_pankratov 28.09.14 в 17:48

Operation Y!

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:39

Why Y?

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:39

- Why Y?
- To keep it q-Y-et.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:40

Idiot.

alex_pankratov 28.09.14 в 17:49

Okay, back to business.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:40

First of all, you need
to neutralize the guard.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:40

- Not us. You.
- No, this time, it is YOU.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:41

Yes? Yes

alex_pankratov 28.09.14 в 17:49

What do you mean by neutralize?

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:41

- Art. 193.2, up to 2 years. No good.
- Nah, no good.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:41

Don't you...

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:41

The guard is gently put to sleep
with chloroform and tied up

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:42

without any injuries inflicted.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:43

- Legally, this whole operation...
- Y!

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:43

- is just a minor misdemeanour.
- Minor?

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:43

And please, keep in mind the money
I'm paying for this is not minor at all.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:44

- And....
-You'll be pre-paid

iulea7777777 12.12.13 в 09:45

- Is watcher strong?

romgur73 28.09.14 в 18:15

At the operation night, the watcher will be an old woman.

iulea7777777 12.12.13 в 09:46

- It's ok, really?

torinese 13.02.14 в 08:19

-Is she armed?
- Have you got any questions?

torinese 13.02.14 в 08:21

- How much?
- 300.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:45

- Nay, we're not joking here.
- No, no, no, no can do there.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:46

- We don't know you, you don't know us.
- Go find some fools.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:47

- I make more off mermaids...
- Come on, guys...

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:47

- 300, sure.
- Wait. Your conditions?

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:47

330. - I agree.

alex_pankratov 28.09.14 в 17:50

- Each.
- Agreed.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:48

God bless you!

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:48

Stop, stop it! What are you doing?

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:48

We've been rehearsing for an hour.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:48

I let you wreck my own shed for this.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:50

No use, was it?

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:50

Say, you. You were supposed
to approach the old lady as a bypasser

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:50

and attract her attention
with a simple and natural question.

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:51

What did YOU ask?

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:51

- Where can I find the library?
- At 3 a.m.? Idiot!

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:51

Now, you. What were you supposed to do?

Rosalinne4k 18.10.21 в 06:51