Камеди клаб. Павел Воля О России / Comedy Club. Pavel Volya About Russia: Вот здесь вот тоже живут...

Russia is worth being here. Come on, all you, russian people, move closer to your TVs, we are going to speak of our immense one.
Ah, I'll start with how it appeared here. It started with a life story. Wow, i've got a pointer now. Oh, been to Poland a month ago, here it is, the whole Poland, and had a talk with the local polish. Ocasionally I said the word "Yakutia", and they reacted like: "What is it? Where is it - Yakutia?" Ok, I've pointed once more - here is Poland, here is this crap. And this is Yakutia, here it is! The Yakuts who are watching me now, I've got an idea - every time you hear the word "Poland", please, ask: 'Who is it? What is it?" Can you imagine, this country has no idea, where Yakutia is situated! If you take all the diamonds of Yakutia and put them on the ground, they'll occupy more than the territory of Poland, I swear!
We got a giant, the best and the largest country in the world! And guess, why the whole world envies us? Because this huge territory, (everyone just get stunned looking at the map), is inhabited by 150 million people. The tiny 150 million!
Right here, from this to this point, at the border, are standing 1 500 000 000 people, they are sleeping like that!
Right here, here, at a blow from the border, if you need to talk to someone here, you'll have to rush through the taiga for 24 hours and

be104ka 01.07.14 в 03:55

Russia is there, not in vain. So, you Russian people, get closer to your TVs and we'll speak about our huge country. Well, now I'll tell you how it appeared here. It all began with a life story. Oh, they gave me a pointer! So, a month ago I went to Poland, here is it, all the country, and I talked with the Polish. It happened so that I said "Yakutia", and they asked, where is Yakutia? Where is it? I'll show you once more - here's Poland, this tiny one. And this is Yakutia, here it is! The Yakuts who're watching me now, listen, I suggest every time you hear about Poland, ask: "What is it? Where is it?" Can you imagine? people of this small country don't know about Yakutia! If you take all the diamonds from Yakutia and lay them on the ground, I bet they'll occupy a place bigger than Poland! So we live in a huge, the world's best and biggest country! And do you know why all the world envies us? Cause when they look at this huge territory, they just can't imagine there live 150 millions of people! Just 150 millions!

jules 30.09.19 в 16:14