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POLYGON FILM STUDIO
IN ASSOCIATION WITH SOUZ-VIDEO
PRESENTS

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SERGEY ARTSYBASHEV
ALEXANDRE BELYAVSKY
UOZAS BUDRAITIS
VICTOR PAVLOV

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MIKHAIL VLADIMIROV
IVAN OKHLOBYSTIN
VLADIMIR SHAINSKY
SERGEY GABRIELYAN
OLEG PASHCHENKO

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IN ROMAN KACHANOV FILM

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Have you got the money?

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What do you want
aII that haIdoI for?

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I'II eat it and be driven
to a madhouse.

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But what for?

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To join the army
is not a pIeasure for me.

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DEMOBBED

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That was a hard year:
taxes, disasters,

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prostitution, banditry,
and insufficient recruitment.

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The probIem was attacked
by our recruitment officer.

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He mustered aII IocaI Ioafers,
fooIs and disabIed.

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The deaf were appointed to serve as
guards at a Mountain Adder Post.

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Years have passed since
the appointment

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and they are stiII keeping
their weird guard.

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There is the word ''must''.

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It does not matter,
I wiII not take the oath.

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Sonny, young you are.

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The oath is not for you
but you are for the oath.

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Warrant officer, write down
this phrase, simpIe and great.

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MUSIC BY PAVEL MOLCHANOV

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Mum, I hate to become a soIdier,
I fear to serve.

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We have to caII
our uncIe Victor for heIp.

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He is a zootechnician and must
know how to shirk the service.

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RECORDING DIRECTOR
VLADISLAV TARASOV

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To Iive outside the army is just the
same as to make Iove in a rubber.

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There is a movement and no progress.

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EDITOR
ALBINA ANTIPENKO

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Look here, you've burnt
the whoIe pIace of our work.

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Excuse me, I did not want to.

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I run an experiment with a view
to a rationaIization proposaI.

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Cannot you have at Ieast
the accounts undamaged?

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– What for?
– We shouId be paid our wages today.

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It went cIean out of my mind.

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Now keep in mind that if you faiI
to Ieave for the army,

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you wiII be caged up Iike a jaiIbird.

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COSTUME DESIGNER
PAVEL LIPATOV

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Everything human must be beautifuI:

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shouIder-straps, cap-badges,
undergarment.

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Otherwise you are not
a human but a mammaI.

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MAKE-UP
ROMAN DARENSKY

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WhiIe doing so...

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...you may significantIy extend the Iife of
service of your carburetor and pIunger rings.

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Zinaida, get out of here.

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take your academic record
and come to my office.

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You has become of age
to go into the army.

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PeopIe are different: some defend their
MotherIand against enemies' attacks,

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some attack their teachers'
wives around the coIIege.

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Either peopIe can be servicemen.

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However, the former are serving,
the Iatter hasn't yet.

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PRODUCTION DESIGNER
YEKATERINA ZALETAYEVA

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Hey, Cheburashka Toy Who Has No Friend,
I have been eating aII that haIdoI...

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...and the army became
more and more attractive.

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I don't know what shouId be done,
Cheburashka Toy Who Has No Friend.

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COMPUTER ANIMATION
ANTON MOLOK
GEORGY KULIKOV

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Nature is neither a shrine, nor a workshop.

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Nature is a shoot-to-kiII gaIIery.

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– We have our beIiefs.
– What beIiefs?

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We beIieve in our god Govindah
who forbids us to shoot at peopIe.

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That's aII right.
AII of you are fit for service.

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And your godindah is fit for aII purposes.
Besides, your hair needn't have been cut.

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And you have staying power.

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To cry your prayers for four hours
running is not within everyone's capacity.

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You wiII be appointed to serve
in the chemicaI troops.

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ADMINISTRATOR
SERGEY KHOTIMSKY

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We say, cannot you get to sIeep?

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FIy away, Russian eagIe.
I and Cheburashka Toy...

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... Who Has No Friend
want to serve as gunners.

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You are weIcome!

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EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
VICTOR ALISOV

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The serviceman is not an occupation
but a sexuaI orientation.

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PRODUCERS
SERGEY KHOTIMSKY
MAXIM GARANIN
SERGEY ALEKSEYEV

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... My Iife seemed to be a pack of cards.

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I was sick of the worId and
the worId didn't take a Iiking to me.

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I had to make a choice.

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Smoking was not aIIowed
in monasteries, drinking in prisons.

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The army was a singIe option.

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It seemed to be a wonderfuI Iand
of freedom from the worId and myseIf.

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To NationaI or EI Gaucho as usuaI?

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Today we go to a recruitment office.

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COORDINATOR
FAINA BALK

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We have to amputate your forefinger.

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You wiII be unabIe to shoot.
I wouId recommend you a circuIar saw.

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At home you may use cutting pIiers.

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UncIe Victor, how can I marry
without my forefinger?

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What wiII you make with it for you wife?

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I don't know exactIy.
I am stiII in the green.

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Since your are too green, you have
to make a number one in your pants or,

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in other words, wet yourseIf or,
scientificaIIy, enuresis.

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If anyone have an enuresis,
he is not fit for service.

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I don't want to wet myseIf.

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Besides, my grandma trained me
to having a pee at four in the morning.

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She was a dairymaid.
The morning miIking began at five.

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WeII, four in the morning
is the right time.

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Business before pIeasure.

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You wiII either wet yourseIf
or have your finger amputated.

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Son, be brave as your father
who was reported missing.

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DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
ANATOLY SUSEKOV

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– SoIdier, are you reaIIy pissing?
– Yes, I am.

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It does not matter at aII, soIdier.
Bad environment, you know.

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Nowadays everyone
wets oneseIf, me too.

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And Commander-in-Chief does
sometimes, owing to circumstances.

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Our obIigations to the MotherIand
are of the highest consideration.

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I wiII appoint you
to serve in airborne troops.

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There you wiII aIso start
shitting your pants.

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Now, everybody, go to the recruit depot.
Chiao, Pinocchios.

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You may send me
Ietters marked as poste restante.

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''I am Sebastian Pereira,
a trader in bIack-wood.'' I'm joking.

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SCRIPTWRITERS
IVAN OKHLOBYSTIN
ROMAN KACHANOV

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I do not remember where
or when we were put off.

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I onIy remember that I was sick.

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UnIike the others,
I went into the army for moraI reasons.

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DIRECTOR
ROMAN KACHANOV

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Hey, paIs,where
can I be registered for marines?

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I have no wish to join
a construction battaIion.

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I brooked no physicaI work
free of charge.

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Aren't you going to simuIate iIIness?

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It's ridicuIous!
Why do you think I have come here?

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I advise you to smash a bottIe
to smithers and swaIIow them.

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As for me, I am going into the army
to improve my skiIIs and heaIth.

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What a IiveIy fancy!

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Here, take this, it's a good
remedy for funny ideas.

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Wait for the officer of the day.
He may Iet you out.

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Look, bIockhead,I am tired of
repeating that I had served in the army.

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Today I see my nephew
to the recruitment depot.

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He is sIeeping there,
wet from head to foot.

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Check up!
I shouId go for miIking in an hour.

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My name's Victor Bashmakov.
Cannot you understand?

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Wait for the officer of the day.
He may Iet you out.

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Damn!

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Puff, buddies, as much as you want.

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Cheburashka Toy Who Has No Friend
has come to extremes.

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Marina, wait for me and I'II be back.
What do you say?

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No, Marina, you must not attend
his birthday party.

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And hers either.

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Who is coughing over there?

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Remember me to your grandpa.

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Why are you breathing hard?
Do you have a coId?

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I wrote a Ietter for you.

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When I come to my unit,
I wiII buy an enveIope and post it.

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Send me poppy bread rings
and audio cassettes...

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Hey, paI, I want to caII home.
My sister must be in Iabor.

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Then we were given a show of GeneraI
in reserves, with ancient orders.

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Sonnies! The buIIet hits at random,
the bayonet does weII!

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Don't roar, oId man.
You'd better give us refreshments.

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Sure I'II give.

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OnIy in here my woman cannot annoy
and disgrace me, an oId guardsman.

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00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,993 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Perhaps, you shouIdn't do it.
Remember, your Iast visit...

151
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,717 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Shut up! I rammed my first destroyer
when your MarshaI couId onIy

152
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,434 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
cIean up johns under my command.

153
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:31,190 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For a bottIe of vodka...

154
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,431 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... I gave eight machines,
coming out of the battIe unscathed.

155
00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,870 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Forward to BeIomorcanaI!

156
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,314 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To our MotherIand!
To the victory day!

157
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,235 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Drink the booze, sonnies!

158
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,315 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The obedient sonnies
executed the order.

159
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,758 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's a right man.

160
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,589 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Such an oId man deserves an iron
monuments at any raiIway station.

161
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,032 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He shouIdn't be tied up or,
moreover, driven to a sobering point.

162
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,993 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– To the oId man!
– To the hero!

163
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,709 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why shouId I cIean it up
instead of that freak?

164
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,912 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It is not my fauIt that I am
found to be sitting next to him.

165
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,549 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That man is of State Security Service,
SpeciaI Department!

166
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:42,428 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Everybody present in the depot was
singIy brought to the speciaI department.

167
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:47,317 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
AImost aII came out with
a pensive air, arousing my suspicions.

168
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,319 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He threatened me.

169
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,914 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He offered me a fee and gave none.

170
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,157 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What a cunning man!

171
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:16,710 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– What did he inquire of you?
– I didn't understand.

172
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,072 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ah, you are in a bad way, recruit.

173
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Is there anybody in
a good way nowadays?

174
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,555 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Your way is not just
bad but much worse.

175
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,595 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– Than I had before?
– Than you had had before.

176
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– It's nightmarish.
– Yes, it is.

177
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,839 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What shouId we do?

178
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:46,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We shouId assist the appropriate service
to expose security risks in the army.

179
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,634 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– I know exactIy that there is one.
– Swear!

180
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:53,515 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
DeviI take me!
The officer on duty expeIs gas.

181
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,032 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Report in detaiIs!
What kind of gas? Markings?

182
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:04,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The gas is extremeIy choking.
The components are smoked sausage...

183
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,115 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...processed cheese and Iemonade...

184
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,350 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...with its service Iife expired.
When he comes out of the Ioo,

185
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:14,791 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
nobody can get there for haIf an hour.

186
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,559 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I see.

187
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:26,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Keep the gas of him.
I'II contact you. Now you may go.

188
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Next!

189
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:38,271 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I caIIed the next one
and took some drug.

190
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:58,190 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Four days Iater somebody
threw coId water on me to bring me

191
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,790 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
to the chief officer
of the recruitment depot.

192
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,990 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Young man,
are you going to serve?

193
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,912 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Though it Iooks Iike you
have your vacation here.

194
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:15,032 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I have aIready sent off three recruits'
teams and you are stiII here.

195
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,757 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
-The whoIe depot stinks of you.
-Just say the word!

196
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,953 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Appoint me to be
a sniper in a hot spot.

197
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,671 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I have prescribed something Iike
that for you. And for your friend too.

198
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was cast down.

199
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,074 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What friend do you mean?
That one with a mustache?

200
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:33,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If you couId know my friends!
I owed them a Iot.

201
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,832 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
However, they themseIves wanted
me to take their money,

202
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,917 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
shoving banknotes into my hand.

203
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,794 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They were brothers,
UIugbek AIiev and Maksud AIiev.

204
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,150 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The brothers owned Begonia
Snack Bar in Moscow

205
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,874 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
and just had soId their
one-year-oId BMW.

206
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:55,231 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I Iet the cat out of the bag
by saying to Maksud that

207
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,433 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I couId arrange his money
at a good interest rate.

208
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,951 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I said: 'Maksud, I am deIighted
with your inteIIect and fortitude.

209
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:06,189 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Bucks themseIves stick to you hands.'
He did not protest to me.

210
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:11,398 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He said that he deaIt in khachapuri,
jackets and Sony eIectronics

211
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
and was a trustworthy man.

212
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:17,833 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I toId him
that I had a cIose acquaintance

213
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,634 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
with a minister who introduced me
to a banker and that the banker

214
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,195 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
offered me to pIace money
on very favorabIe terms:

215
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:28,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
to deposit thirty grands and
get forty a month Iater.

216
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:35,033 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
'I repIied to the banker that I had a
good friend next to a reIative to whom

217
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:39,348 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I wouId give the offer
unIess he was too busy.

218
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,273 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Maksud cIanked his
caIcuIator to trot to UIugbek.

219
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:47,190 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They were excited enough
to bicker with each other.

220
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I got the money.

221
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,951 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
On the same day I had
nothing but royaI fIushes.

222
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:58,035 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Then I hit a bad patch.
AII the moneys was gone.

223
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:04,038 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A battIe began in which I couId
Iose my sight before first Iight.

224
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,515 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let's return to the depot
where I ask the coIoneI:

225
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,234 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What friend do you mean?
That one with a mustache?

226
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,433 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Your very inteIIigent and
very painstaking friend.

227
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You mustn't...
I won't go with him.

228
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,318 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He has a diseased stomach.

229
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,070 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't teII Iies. I couId stomach a
bearing in my chiIdhood.

230
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
In addition, he is an idiot.

231
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,438 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Register him together
with that bIockhead.

232
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,030 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I didn't know
that bIockhead's name yet.

233
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,232 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Record that his name is MeIon.
It is IikeIy designed for his buII face.

234
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,716 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hey, MeIon, what's your name?

235
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,474 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
My name is AnatoIy V. Pistimeyev.

236
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,710 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I am a forth grade tooI maker.

237
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why did you refuse to give
your name to the officer?

238
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,198 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I shouIdn't do his job.

239
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,438 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Somebody eIse Iost my papers
and must find them.

240
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,155 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WILD WARRANT

241
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,230 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
By the evening time AnatoIy's
papers were found in the medicaI office.

242
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,715 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And Iater a recruiter
came for our needs.

243
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:35,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Recruits! There is need to
reaIize the depth of our depth.

244
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hey, serviceman, wiII we get rifIes?

245
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,555 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Three hundred and thirty five.

246
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,839 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There are sober men here.

247
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,068 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Women too.

248
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
With no mustache.

249
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Buddies, do you have some money?

250
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,994 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
AII the way Iong
the warrant begged money of us.

251
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,273 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It is necessary to buy a
IittIe gift for the chief.

252
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,156 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
PaI, I have no money.

253
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,389 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I have money just enough for food.

254
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,550 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We need a souvenir for the generaI.
Compasses for drawings.

255
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,277 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Your temptation is over, serviceman.

256
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,554 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
My brother-soIdiers caII me VIadisIav.
You may caII me VIadik.

257
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I soId my daddy's microscope.

258
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,117 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Did you daddy put
microbes under the scope?

259
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,869 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I know a pIace aIong this road,
there are great compasses there.

260
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let's go.

261
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:46,717 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ten centuries ago
I was a honorabIe knight.

262
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:51,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
FooIish faces and
my armors hindered me.

263
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,038 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What do you wish to dine on?

264
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,438 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A Iot of Russian saIad, pIease.

265
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,515 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
In our IocaI canteen
we were given a Iot of saIad.

266
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,396 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Once I ate too much
and fainted away.

267
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,553 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
My supervisor brought me home.

268
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:20,158 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What a disgusting story. PIease, meat,
whiskey with soda water and ice.

269
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,353 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Trois bouteiIIes de vodka avec pIaisir.

270
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,190 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Barbecue, pIease.

271
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,717 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MademoiseIIe, you are so beautifuI.

272
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Like Edith Piaf?

273
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
CertainIy.

274
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,634 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
May I touch your waist?

275
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,596 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You may, though my waist
is above your hand.

276
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,155 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ShouId it hinder our feeIings?

277
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,834 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, but shouId that man
with a tie at the third tabIe.

278
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,749 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why?

279
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,193 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He is my husband Grigory Toporov.

280
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,950 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He won second pIace at the European
Hammer Throw Championship.

281
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:56,989 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What is your name?

282
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,188 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You may mereIy caII me
EIvis PresIy, a song writer.

283
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Damn it aII!

284
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,234 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Anyone couId easiIy predict that
our dinner wouId end...

285
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,557 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...with appearing a patroI team.

286
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,276 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Who? Bastards!

287
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,669 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Servicemen!

288
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,909 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sure I don't mind your
swaddIing that dimwit.

289
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,275 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
However, he is conveying me and
my friends to the army

290
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,714 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
where we are to perform a heroic task.
If you nevertheIess arrest him,

291
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:30,553 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
we wiII very IikeIy change our secret
addresses and scatter Iike rats.

292
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,678 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It is you who are to make a decision.

293
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,319 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The army needs soIdiers.

294
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,149 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The army without soIdiers means represents
an inept and corruptive formation.

295
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,154 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I am resoIving the probIem.

296
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,835 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Showing quick wits inherent
to aII servicemen,..

297
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:59,159 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...the major poured vodka into two gIasses.
One for the warrant,..

298
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,637 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...another for himseIf.

299
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,958 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The warrant drank
and Iodged Iike crops.

300
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,030 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The warrant Ieft aII accompanying
documents to our own examination.

301
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,712 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
As it turned out, we went to
a Iong-numbered unit...

302
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,640 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...to serve in strategic missiIe troops.

303
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,629 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
''M/v ''Richard Zorge''.
'' Strategic missiIe troops.''

304
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,753 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Do you understand, MeIon, that you
wiII be entrusted with nucIear power?

305
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,917 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– That's aII I need!
– I'd arrange a big bang!

306
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,794 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
SuddenIy there appeared an aIkie...

307
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,075 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hi, boys, do you wish
to Iove for money?

308
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,116 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
She offered us Iove for money.

309
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,676 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I am gnawing your face.

310
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,911 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
At that time the warrant came to
himseIf and attempted to escape.

311
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:21,629 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I want to have a pee.

312
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:27,234 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Warrant, you must be made in a hurry.
AII your Iife is safe sex advertising.

313
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Go to that bush.

314
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,755 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It does not become commanders
to do a number in the bush.

315
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:39,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let's bring him to the station.
Why shouId he suffer? Let him pee.

316
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,474 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He came into a cubicIe and
Iocked himseIf up forever.

317
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– Come out. Are you aII right?
– He is aII right.

318
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,598 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We may miss the motor vesseI.

319
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,474 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Attention! The chief is coming out!

320
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,908 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Pipe aII hands on deck!

321
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Our warrant is a bad-mannered person.

322
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,118 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WiId warrant.

323
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,755 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WhiIe I was puIIing the warrant by
the Ieft foot, I imagined...

324
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:18,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...the brothers Maksud and UIugbek

325
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:23,471 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
missing me in my rented apartment.

326
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,395 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Who is a passenger? This one?
This is rubbish!

327
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Mind what you say!

328
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:45,392 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He is a hero of three hot spots,
a saiIor of the BaItic FIeet.

329
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,956 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He is contused aII over his head.

330
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,595 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
His bIood pressure jumps
up to 300 every night.

331
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,156 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– ReaIIy?
– You can bet.

332
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
AII right, carry him in.

333
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,113 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't Ieft this hero in the passage.
I'm in charge for carpets.

334
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,275 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The froIicsome warrant broke wind,
Iying on an upper berth.

335
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,713 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
On the Iower berths we sit,
dreaming of a heroic deed.

336
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,714 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You, MeIon, be nicknamed Bomb.

337
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,399 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why?

338
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,833 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You have a spitfire temper.

339
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,271 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You, VIadik, be Bayonet
because you're sIim.

340
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,989 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And me be BuIIet
because of hitting the mark.

341
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:53,112 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If I was sent to a hot spot,
I wouId be decorated for bravery.

342
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,072 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And given the priority right to get a fIat.

343
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,477 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And aII other preferences for sure.

344
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,710 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If your Ieg was torn off by a sheII,
you wouId be given a wooden Iimb –

345
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,949 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
in addition to a fouI-mouthed parrot
and a bIack mark.

346
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,519 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No more pirates any Ionger.

347
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,909 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why that merrymaking?

348
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,113 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A wedding with a Gypsy chorus
and a corps de baIIet.

349
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,519 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I adore corps de baIIet.

350
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:27,035 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That somebody was reported
to push drugs through newspaper staIIs.

351
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Stand from under!

352
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,757 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Whores!

353
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,557 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
In the morning we Ianded at the city ''X''.

354
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,716 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Recruits! FaII in!

355
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,274 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Your sacred duty is to
defend the MotherIand and to obey

356
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,234 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
the personaI hygiene reguIations
instead of zigging and zagging.

357
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,835 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That is why to route in
a more efficient manner,

358
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,431 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
we shouId get on a bus
and be routed to the unit.

359
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,358 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's quite different with him.

360
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The more wine to drown sorrow,
the more sorrow known.

361
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,598 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– Chief!
– What?

362
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,430 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Do you recaII your biting
a generaI's shouIder strap yesterday?

363
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,233 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Biting a generaI? Never!

364
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Neither Gypsies.

365
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,514 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The serviceman may reIax
among civvies sometimes.

366
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,791 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But to bite a generaI and,
moreover, a generaI's shouIder

367
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,757 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
strip is absoIuteIy impossibIe.

368
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,795 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We must keep our subordination
and Iength of service. FoIIow me!

369
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
FaII in!

370
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Here is our native unit.

371
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It Iooks Iike ruins.

372
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,397 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It is not ruins, recruit.

373
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,192 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It is the pIace where you are
to spend the nearest two years...

374
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...in an interesting and
very fascinating manner.

375
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,758 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I've no doubt.

376
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,554 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
After the submission of
our documents to the headquarters

377
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,912 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
we couId get originaI ideas of the army.

378
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,432 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Here we won't be fed.

379
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,035 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That man on the poster
''Do Not Touch a Bare Wire!''...

380
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,869 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– to be brief –

381
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... is a buIIshit.

382
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,350 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The warrant brought us to a bathhouse
and provided with his first saying:

383
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,275 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Nobody but fIies may
marry without wedding.

384
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:17,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Then the warrant gave us foot-cIoths
and showed how to use them.

385
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,319 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's isn't that!

386
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:21,551 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We see.

387
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The inventor ought to have
his head naiIed for such things!

388
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,438 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I hoId him in contempt.

389
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,070 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It finaIIy turned out that onIy Bomb
couId manage his foot-cIoths.

390
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,556 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Bayonet and me
shoved ours into pockets.

391
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now you shouId sew inside coIIars
in under the coIIars of your uniform.

392
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,269 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We don't know how to do it.

393
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,758 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Nobody knows.
Your skiII or wish is not the point.

394
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,912 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The point is that you shouId sew inside
coIIars in under the coIIars of uniform.

395
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:05,429 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The army is not just a native word but
a fast deed. Thus we have won aII wars.

396
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:11,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WhiIe enemies are drawing up maps,
we change Iandscapes.

397
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ManuaIIy.

398
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:21,199 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The enemies start his attack to get
fIustered within unknown Iocations,

399
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,474 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
to Iose their fighting capacity.

400
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,794 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That is the point,
that is our strategy.

401
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I cannot bear it any Ionger,
I'm going mad.

402
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,074 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I've gone. I have tic in my eye.

403
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,399 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I've sewn in my finger.

404
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To acquaint us sIightIy with
the pIace of service,

405
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,949 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
the warrant showed us
an intercontinentaI missiIe Iauncher.

406
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,509 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WeII, soIdiers,
this is a secret faciIity.

407
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,554 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Bomb immediateIy trod on a dog shit.

408
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,229 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Fancy that!

409
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:13,116 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sonnies, from here our MotherIand
dictates her infIexibIe wiII...

410
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,756 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...to the other nations
of the worId community.

411
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,919 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let's arrange a big bang!

412
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:23,433 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sure. To ruin the whoIe
worId is as easy as pie.

413
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,149 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But not now.

414
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,673 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The warrant brought us to a mess room
where three hundred soIdiers sat,

415
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,554 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
identicaI, with one face,
and that face was starving.

416
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Those aren't fit for roasting.

417
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,073 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, they aren't.
They'II be roasted up too much.

418
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,998 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They'd be better stewed.

419
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:45,434 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Our neighbors had an animated
discussion of our gastronomic merits.

420
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,708 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What a nasty thing!

421
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,709 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I Iike it.

422
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,753 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I fear to think of founding
myseIf by your side on an uninhabited

423
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,157 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
isIand in a year of famine.

424
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How goes it outside?
Are there any women?

425
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,874 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There are so IittIe
that we are astonished.

426
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I say, where is our wiId warrant?

427
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,994 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Serviceman. can you teII me
how to get to a snack bar?

428
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,273 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– You're greenhorns, aren't you?
– Yes, we are.

429
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,953 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WeII, greenhorns.
SaIute me quickIy.

430
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,032 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now take this drum and
roII it to that man.

431
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,155 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He is a serviceman too.
Remember to saIute him.

432
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,114 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
As for a snack bar, it is
where you are roIIing this drum.

433
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,835 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– Thank you.
– You are weIcome.

434
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,832 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– I don't Iike it aI aII.
– It can rupture us.

435
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,433 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That is no good to be ruptured
on an empty stomach.

436
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,714 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We extremeIy need a snack.

437
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,672 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
When I went into the army,
we had eaten seven boxes of pancakes.

438
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,759 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was seen off
by the whoIe of my works.

439
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,431 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– As for me, by the whoIe of my coIIege.
– As for me, by the whoIe of my casino.

440
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,839 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
RoII it to the checkpoint.

441
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,272 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I have a foreboding.
You foreboding is not worth a button.

442
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,793 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The point is that we are
moving away from the canteen.

443
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What is the hitch?

444
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,516 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
– Who is that hero?
– He is Father Chief.

445
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,998 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No more questions.
Give us a menu card.

446
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,748 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I am aII menu.

447
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Poppy roIIs, rum cakes...

448
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,388 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...ecIair cakes..

449
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,515 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...Iimonade, Prima cigarettes.

450
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Coffee?

451
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,233 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No coffee except for officers.

452
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,795 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Coffee causes nervous
breakdowns to privates.

453
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:26,628 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I take aII this.

454
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,308 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Here you are!

455
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,593 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take a seat, warrant. HeIp yourseIf.

456
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
It's time to go to the barracks.

457
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,873 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WiII we be given something to eat?

458
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes, there you'II be
given aII you want.

459
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
BOX ON THE EAR

460
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,876 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
By good army tradition...

461
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,155 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...the oId-timer examined
us from head to foot.

462
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,191 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Everyone who has served
six months is caIIed a young-timer.

463
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,314 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The young-timer is at
middIer's beck and caII.

464
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,232 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The middIer means anyone
in his third period of service.

465
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,990 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
MiddIers run errands for any oId-timer
having onIy six months Ieft to serve.

466
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,156 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Can you expIain it in detaiIs?

467
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,195 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I say..

468
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,078 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...that your Iife is buIIshit.

469
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,992 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're raw recruits.
Any of us may bring you to ruin.

470
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,955 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I wonder what it means in practice?

471
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,909 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look at those good feIIows
headed by senior sergeant Lavrov.

472
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,835 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Our unwritten Iaws prevent them
from washing their foot-cIoths.

473
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,512 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
However, they adore cIeanness.
You'II be wash their cIoths with soap.

474
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:49,678 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Say that good feIIows headed
by senior sergeant Lavrov

475
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,354 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
that we have no interest in washing.

476
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We have come
to defend the MotherIand.

477
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,678 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'II beat the shit out of you!

478
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,956 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Can you teII me how to get
to the medicaI section?

479
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,719 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Go straight and to the right.

480
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,998 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
WouId you mind your
accompanying me?

481
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
PIease, don't troubIe!
He can get it himseIf.

482
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,828 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Having been inspired by such reception,
we Ieft the barracks for the infirmary.

483
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The dead don't grow oIder.
The dead don't grow up.

484
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,991 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The dead don't smoke.
The dead don't drink.

485
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:54,308 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The dead don't dance.
The dead don't teII a Iie.

486
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,229 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The dead don't pIay.
The dead don't sing.

487
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,994 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Fancy that!
The things might have gone worse.

488
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes, I imagined something Iike that.

489
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,754 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I want to be given a rifIe
as soon as possibIe.

490
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,434 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A rifIe, a Iot of grenades
and one anti-personneI mine.

491
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,433 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There are five persons there,
aII have chickenpox.

492
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
HaIIow, outer inteIIigent Iife.

493
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,118 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They are of Tungus nationaIity.

494
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,197 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They don't know
a singIe word in Russian.

495
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,755 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I've never heard of Tunguses
serving in the army.

496
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,998 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I was said that aII they had died out.

497
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,192 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They are probabIy be sent under
a nationaI interchange procedure.

498
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,994 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To my coIIege there were aIso
sent suspicious persons.

499
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,559 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
UsuaIIy with herpes.

500
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,794 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
However, the night time
compensated us for aII moraI damages.

501
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,313 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Up to four in the morning
we had been pIaying

502
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,433 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
the-demobbed-soIdier-
goes-home-by-train.

503
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,672 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Looking forward to a meeting
with his reIations and friends,

504
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,395 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
the Lavrov feIt nervous
and from time to time repeated:

505
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,035 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Guard! A cup of tea, pIease.

506
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,392 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Then Bomb swung the bed too much...

507
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:48,118 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
..and the sergeant feII into a dose
and out of the train.

508
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,352 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He broke his Ieg and burnt himseIf.

509
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:15,235 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
After such a stress Lavrov was carried
on a stretcher to the infirmary with us.

510
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:35,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We became friends with Lavrov.
He has nobody but us to be friends with.

511
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,909 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look, bIoody recruits! Are you going
to serve duIy or make sheep's eyes?

512
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes, we are!

513
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:46,308 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So you! Sing me the song of the girI
who are waiting in tears.

514
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,791 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You! Wave a toweI over me.
Just take care that I don't catch a chiII.

515
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,712 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And you, bastard,

516
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,398 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
destroy fIies unceasingIy.

517
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:00,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look here!

518
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,797 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Do you know the joy
Ieft in recruit's Iife?

519
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,309 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, we don't!

520
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:09,070 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Every raw recruit finaIIy
becomes an oId-timer.

521
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:14,231 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The oId-timer has his wonderIand
because he's Ioved very much.

522
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:19,199 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He can become a fireman to obtain
a pass to a trade union sanatorium.

523
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,710 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Big-bosomed girIs cry
for the demobbed oId-timer.

524
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,792 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Because he wiII never have
to go into the army again.

525
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,118 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Our friendship was estabIished.

526
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:38,035 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Weights are hung on the ears
Of victims to science fiction.

527
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:45,950 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
If you don't beIieve me, go and Iisten
To nightingaIe warbIe

528
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,350 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Of victims to science fiction.

529
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,595 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hey, recruit!
Is chickenpox a deadIy disease?

530
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,317 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, senior sergeant, it isn't.

531
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,274 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Chickenpox is not deadIy
but easiIy transmittabIe.

532
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,472 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Everyone contacting the disease
shouId be isoIated in an inpatient faciIity.

533
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,199 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Inpatient faciIity?

534
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,354 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Lavrov Iiked the expression
''inpatient faciIity'' very much.

535
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I say, bring any of that Tungus
reindeer-breeders to me!

536
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,195 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
At first the reindeer-breeder
was afraid of everything.

537
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,835 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He feIt easy when
he was given a Prima cigarette.

538
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:02,799 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look here, buddy!
You heIp me, I'II heIp you.

539
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
AII peopIe are brothers.
Peace to peace!

540
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,230 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
AII peopIe must heIp each other.
Must heIp, mustn't they?

541
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:21,792 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He don't understand!
Don't understand after a year of service!

542
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:26,268 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hey, savage, spit in my mug, pIease.

543
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,950 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Lavrov caImed down
and Iet the breeder go.

544
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:46,835 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Looking forward to usefuI iIIness,
he sang a song of demobbed soIdiers.

545
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,157 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hey, raw recruit! PIay!

546
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:58,992 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Those demobbed, former oId-timers,
Leave their homeIike quarters.

547
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:05,075 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Wherever one Iooks they waIk around,
Being drunk, within these May days.

548
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:12,709 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Wherever one Iooks they waIk around,
Being drunk, within these May days.

549
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:19,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
On the pIatform a girI in tears
Whispers: 'PIease, don't Ieave me.'

550
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,032 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
'No, I can't,' said the soIdier.

551
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:30,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
'Now on girIs' shouIders there must Iie
Hands of young-timers.'

552
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,472 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How the breeder reaIized
that he shouId spit in Lavrov's mug.

553
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,595 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He doesn't know
a singIe word in Russian.

554
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,993 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Some words may be
not unknown to him.

555
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:25,675 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Bomb, go to the mess room.
Take Ieavings from the mess-dish

556
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,112 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
standing hear the waII
and spread them over yourseIf.

557
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,835 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take the mess-dish then
and go out for vodka.

558
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,431 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No patroI officer
wiII arrest such a shit.

559
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,358 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I say, soIdier! Come here!

560
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:00,789 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What do you want?

561
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:03,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Do You Iove mummy?

562
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes, I Iove my mummy.

563
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:10,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And aunty Tatiana and OIga Krymova,
a quaIity controI cIerk at our works.

564
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,235 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Do you Iike money?

565
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes, very much.

566
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,958 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
TeII us where is Gena Bobkov?

567
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Who is Gena Bobkov?

568
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,118 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You bIockhead!

569
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,148 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Where is Gena Bobkov?

570
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,069 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I don't know.

571
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,589 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get to know!

572
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,157 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We are his brothers.

573
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,749 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But you don't need to teII him about it.
He wouId be embarrassed.

574
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,755 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
AII right.

575
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
I'II give you much more...

576
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...if you get to know
where Gena Bobkov is.

577
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:50,075 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes, where that jackaI is.

578
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:53,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
AII right, I'II do it.

579
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Bomb decided that they
were American spies.

580
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,034 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
However, he promised to make
inquiries about a Gena Bobkov.

581
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,870 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He spent the money on a box of ecIair
cakes and three bottIes of vodka.

582
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,232 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Then he dropped in a book store.

583
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,998 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Miss!
Have you got Science and Life?

584
00:49:15,080 --