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THE POLYGON STUDlO
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ln association with RTR TV CHANNEL
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presents
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PlOTR KORSHUNKOV
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STANlSLAV DUZHNlKOV
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VLADlSLAV KOPP
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ALEXEl PANlN
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ROMAN RADOV
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SERGEl ARTSlBASHEV
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VlCTOR PAVLOV
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ANATOLY GORlACHEV
PAVEL SlROTlN
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EKATERlNA LAPlNA
lGOR PlSMENNY
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JEAN DANlEL
ANATOLY KOROLCO
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AS WELL AS...
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ALEXANDER POZHAROV
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lN
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DEMOBBED – 2
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BASED UPON ''DEMOBBED – 1''
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WRlTTEN BY lVAN OCHLOBlSTYN
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ALEXANDER BASOV
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MARAT RAFlKOV
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DlRECTED BY ALEXANDER BASOV
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MARAT RAFlKOV
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DlRECTOR OF FOTOGRAHPY
ANDREl VATSURA
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MUSlC BY VADlM GOLUTVlN
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EXECUTlVE PRODUCERS
MARlNA KAPUSTlNA
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VlCTOR ALlSOV
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PRODUCERS – SERGEl HOTlMSKY
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MAXlM GARANlN
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SERGEl ALEXEEV
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PROJECT COORDlNATOR – FAlNA BALK
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Dedicated to all the enlisted men.
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DEMOBBED – 2
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FlLM 1
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First year in the army,
and already in luck!
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Ensign Kazakov was taking
samples of super-secret warheads...
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to the Moscow trade exhibition.
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Serioga, Serioga!
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Do you know the legend
of Black Ensign?
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No.
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You don't know anything!
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Listen now!
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Once upon a time
there was a regiment...
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And in this regiment
was a battalion...
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And in this battalion
was an ensign!
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Kazakov took Pisa, the Kid and me
to carry warheads around...
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and protect from American spies
taking great interest in our secrets.
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lt seems we'll never stop.
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Car is driving, time is passing!
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The road is a soldier's vacation!
Be glad, take a wink or two!
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Easy for you to say!
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''CABBAGlUM'' – 72
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Shit!
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The war-call of ensign Kasakov
brought us to our feet.
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This is a court martial offence!
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Where's my gun?
l'm shooting myself right now!
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Why waste a bullet?
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Why? Why?!
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We've lost a box
with top-secret munitions!
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And it's your fault, soldiers!
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You'll answer before court,
and l'll wash it off with my own blood!
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No need to spill blood.
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lt's just lying somewhere
back along the road!
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Let's search and find it!
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Spoken like a real soldier! Good!
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Serioga, turn it around!
Let's search for warheads!
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No go!
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What do you mean?!
lt's a military secret!
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What will we sell the lndians?
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l've just enough gas
to take us there and back!
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Sell them anything you like,
suit yourself!
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lndian lndians, not American ones!
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Sell them anything you like,
suit yourself!
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But instead of tobacco...
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Soldiers, it's total caput!
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One such warhead can make
such a show...
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Just wet stinking lumps
for two miles around!
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Saw it with my own eyes
in the training reel!
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What are staring at?
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Let's hit the road!
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Serioga, take a good look
after the others!
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ln extreme – just blow it all up!
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We walked all day, all night,
but found nothing.
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As the sun rose, we crawled
to a roadside cafe...
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and stopped for breakfast.
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Not you average garrison
mess-room.
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But Russian soldier
will eat anything.
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We've seen much worse
so no one complained.
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Not far off three fallen
women kept their watch.
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Kazakov decided to give them
a lecture on political education.
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Comrades!
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First he reviewed the current
political and economic situation.
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Comrades...
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...prostitutes!
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Our dear Motherland is suffering...
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Suffering a crisis! ln everything!
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So you must organize yourself
as self-defense units!
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Bug off!
l'm no prostitute l'm a sex bomb!
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A bomb?! Where?!
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Nowhere!
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Comrades prostitutes!
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l order you to hand over all your
bombs, sex kind including!
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The general! Day's just beginning,
he's already wet!
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Let's soak him in the river, girls!
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Girls, girls! No river please!
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This hero is lacking one testicle!
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Sold it to buy a prosthetic limb
for his comrade in arms!
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Why soak him in the river?
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One-balled cat!
They're all the same!
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So let's saw the other on off!
For symmetry!
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Stuff your symmetry!
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He'll be court-martialed anyway.
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lf we don't find a green box
with two heavy steel mothers!
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And he's got a family!
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l just saw something like that
near Shittino village.
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Thank you, beautiful!
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Yes, it was lying at the turning.
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How far to Shittino?
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Mile and a half.
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Dear sex-bombs!
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On the part of...
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Let me express...
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Steer clear of the shit-heads!
They're a nutty bunch!
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lt's alright!
We're all wounded in the head!
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lt's only a shell-shock!
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Soldiers!
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Follow me!
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Heavy son of a bitch!
Small but heavy!
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Maybe it's the weight of his soul...
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Let's just leave him
and pick up on the way back.
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Give him time to sleep it off.
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But where can we hide him?
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lf anyone comes along,
it's the can for him!
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Heap the grass upon him?
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Or tree branches?
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Why not bury him right away?
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That's when Pisa first revealed
that he could think like a real soldier.
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He'll fit in just fine!
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Get his pistol!
Or he'll wake up shooting!
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On to Shittino!
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After two-hour walk through
the woods we reached the turning.
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But there was no box
and no warheads.
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Let's storm this place!
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So we decided to visit Shittino...
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...and persuade its residents
to return the army property.
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SHlTTlNO
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A barrier, fashioned from
a big branch by some local craftsman...
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...blocked the road.
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And this is what we were searching for!
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One of the deadly iron fuckers!
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But there were two in the box...
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One down!
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l'll bang your head with a...
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...butt end if you touch it!
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But why?
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Mister farmer,
it's our own warhead!
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Only we lost it, it just dropped off!
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What's gone is gone!
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Hey, hey!
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That's better!
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Hey, Semionich! Come out!
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Guys, you just don't understand!
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lt's a piece of a strategic missile!
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We are supposed to take this
pig to Moscow and sell it to lndians!
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Fuck your Moscow!
Moscow is sending us nothing!
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Guys, you better give it back!
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Else our general will
bring the whole regiment...
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...and there'll be no Shittino
on the map!
169
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:49,358 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No more threats lad!
Be gone like this man said!
170
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No way!
171
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,398 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This is our warhead!
172
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The head is yours all right!
But the truth is ours!
173
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,634 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Grandfather,
give us the bomb please!
174
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Our ensign said he'd...
175
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...shoot himself!
176
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,835 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He'll go to jail.
177
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Your ensign is already
in a dungeon!
178
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The place, which is round
and of iron wrought!
179
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How could you see it?
180
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You're blind!
181
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,433 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
My eyes are blind,
but my heart sees everything!
182
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,076 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Father Gamadriel,
what do we do now?
183
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Let them move the woodpile
nearer the main house...
184
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...and give them their warheads!
185
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,998 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
First show us the other one!
186
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,119 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What for? lt's in the barn.
187
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,551 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
All right! Where's your woodpile?
188
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That's the attitude!
189
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:27,430 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lvan!
190
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Show the way!
191
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We didn't argue for long.
192
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To help Russian peasant in his hard
labor is an honor for Russian soldier.
193
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Wood is no brick.
lt's much lighter, even handy l'd say.
194
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We worked enjoying ourselves,
swapping jokes, stories, songs...
195
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Then the folklore dried out...
196
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,108 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...but the firewood didn't.
197
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:18,468 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Two grannies sitting nearby didn't
raise our spirits either...
198
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,873 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look, Claudia!
That one's bright yellow!
199
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Must be his mother
slept with the Chinese!
200
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Nothing of the kind!
201
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Sit down, women!
202
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There's a special pill to make
them run in the woods without sleep.
203
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Days at a time! A yellow pill!
204
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Father Gamadriel,
can we give them the sassage?
205
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lt's rotting anyway!
206
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,235 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, woman!
207
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,989 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Throw it to the pigs!
They've got no use for sausages.
208
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One vitamin pill is enough
for one week in the woods.
209
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Well, grandfather...
210
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Give us our stuff!
211
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Lend a hand!
212
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,551 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hey!
213
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,629 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now all the explosive
mixture's gone bad!
214
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No way!
215
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,833 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l plucked it all out not to spoil the
pickle and scattered in the wind!
216
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,470 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Damn! No one would buy it now!
217
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't get excited, lad!
The foreigners won't notice.
218
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You didn't plan to
blow it up there, no?
219
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You think so?
220
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's the naked truth!
221
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,993 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take some sauerkraut,
stuff it inside.
222
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There's no cabbage in lndia,
they'll have no clue.
223
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,678 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And if they break it open,
just tell them...
224
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... it's a new super-secret stuff –
''cabbagium – 72!
225
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,033 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why 72?
226
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:02,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt takes 72 hours for the cabbage
to pickle properly!
227
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why do you feign blindness anyway?
228
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's my own!
229
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Strong move!
230
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,719 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And why all this
camouflage, ''granddaddy''?
231
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,556 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l'm stuck in this Shittino
for five years already.
232
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The collective farm fell to pieces,
all the livestock died out.
233
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:01,832 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Locals turned purple from home brew.
The heart ached to see it all.
234
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:06,230 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l've argued with their chairman
about the need for discipline.
235
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,837 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Only iron gloves – said l.
236
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,951 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Grave will teach them –
he answered.
237
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,032 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And bet his car on it!
238
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So l stuck this beard on,
took the glasses...
239
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,591 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
went to the village and said...
240
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,952 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Stop drinking!
241
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,554 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l've been sent
by the Higher Forces!
242
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Or you'll get Armageddon and
Apocalypses in one package!
243
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So they've told me to fuck off.
244
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,352 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l opened my mouth and roared:
Abracadabra! Attention all!
245
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,394 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And pulled a wire.
And the village council house...
246
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,990 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...just blew up in the air!
247
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So they came to believe in me!
248
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,588 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But why did the council house
blow up?
249
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,674 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
'Cos l've planted a hand-grenade
and tied a wire to the ring.
250
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,392 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now l'm like a father and mother
to them. So how can l quit?
251
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lf l break my cover now,
they'll take whole village apart.
252
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,474 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They've only just started living!
253
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:23,796 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And the chairman?
Did he give you his car?
254
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
With the chairman
it was a little awkward.
255
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,190 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He also took to new faith!
256
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,230 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And where did the grenade
come from?
257
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,155 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
From the service. Something to
remember our glorious army by!
258
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,199 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You were a commissar?
259
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,269 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No!
260
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just an ensign!
261
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Kazakov!
262
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:08,670 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Rest!
263
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hey! Godspeed!
264
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,635 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's that?
265
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,035 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Where am l?
266
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ln the barrel, sir!
267
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,229 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But why?
268
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,871 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For safekeeping, comrade ensign.
269
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,992 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
While you rested,
we took the warheads from the enemy!
270
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,232 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now we'll let you out!
271
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,751 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Do it, soldiers!
272
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,199 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't worry!
273
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:48,830 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Fuck!
274
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Someone's welded our ensign.
275
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,631 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now what do we do?
276
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take the whole package,
what else?
277
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,390 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's heavy as it is,
and we've got two warheads to carry.
278
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,708 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Soldiers! Barrel or no barrel,
we won't be late for the exhibition!
279
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:17,394 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Or just shove me the pistol,
l'll kill myself right here!
280
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,240 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Save the bullets,
you'll need them yet!
281
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,234 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
First we've got to leave
Shittino behind.
282
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's populated by
religious fanatics!
283
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,556 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take a rest, we'll take you
to the exhibition in time!
284
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,030 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Up!
285
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,114 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't you have any mothers?!
286
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,036 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How did they raise you like that?!
287
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,512 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt was impossible to free our
ensign along the way.
288
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,158 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So he spent the entire trip
in the fuel barrel.
289
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,152 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And that's yet another story...
290
00:26:55,480 --> 00:27:00,315 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
NlCKOLA-BABA
291
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We were almost
too late for the exhibition.
292
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,119 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But it passed brilliantly.
293
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,078 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Our secret weapons were in great
demand then...
294
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,715 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
among some
underdeveloped countries.
295
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,394 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
One maharaja came every year.
296
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,237 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Usually he bought one tank
and some missiles.
297
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So we sold him our warheads.
298
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,071 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
TNT? Pyroceline? Plastid?
299
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,360 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This is cabbagium-72!
Secret stuff!
300
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,876 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
One warhead will work such
Brahmaputra, you won't be sorry!
301
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,149 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We'll take all six, sahib!
302
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,233 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Fine!
Won't have to sit here all day.
303
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,953 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A person needs some free oxygen!
304
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To remember the Civvy Street!
305
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,433 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why don't you sell
the big one, sahib?
306
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,191 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What secret does it contain?
307
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,910 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This ain't no bomb,
it's a barrel!
308
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,310 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And there's no secret stuff inside,
just our ensign Kazakov.
309
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,719 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
At first maharaja didn't believe.
310
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let me show you!
311
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,635 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We had to show him our ensign.
312
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,872 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So he wouldn't believe
we were hiding something.
313
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,676 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hindy-russi – bhai-bhai!
314
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,600 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But why is your commander
in the barrel?
315
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,596 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's not just a commander,
he's a famous military yogi.
316
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,391 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's a special
motherland-loving exercise...
317
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,593 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... to better spread this love
among the young recruits!
318
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,590 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Very good!
Can we ask him a question?
319
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,596 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Go ahead.
He's not classified.
320
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's the main source of
mystical powers in a man?
321
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,948 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
His legs.
322
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,313 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Without legs a soldier's
unsuitable for guard duty.
323
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,073 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A soldier must walk constantly!
324
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,116 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How can you charge your brain
with cosmic powers?
325
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,148 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
During the business trip.
326
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,752 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You can meet people
and raise your cultural level.
327
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,269 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Crossword puzzles solve
much easier.
328
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's the meaning of life?
329
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,030 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Command post duty roster.
330
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,755 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's enough
to understand everything.
331
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,317 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And brain without regulation
is just a headache!
332
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,029 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You don't say!
333
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,872 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And we bend
our legs around the back...
334
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,880 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and shove pencils down the noses.
335
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,757 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's much better your way!
336
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're a great Baba!
337
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,669 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
''Baba'' yourself!
338
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,398 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ln your language ''baba''
means ''woman''.
339
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,308 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But in ours – a great teacher!
340
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,270 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Be our idol!
341
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We'll write a book about it,
and it'll be adapted for screen.
342
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,909 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
By all means.
343
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,955 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just for 20 rubles a person you'll
see amazing spiritual horizons!
344
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,192 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Only put me
somewhere in the shade.
345
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,390 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Or some high-ranking officer
might break our meditation.
346
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,790 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We settled under the plane...
347
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,594 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...which our maharaja bought
earlier in the morning.
348
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,511 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Pisa got something to drink.
349
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,556 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Kazakov cheered up
and began to teach the lndians.
350
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,034 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Everything passes,
except for the Army!
351
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,350 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For the Army!
352
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,917 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We drank for the Army.
353
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
'Cos doubt and uncertainty
is the cause of any disease.
354
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,832 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And there's no such thing
in the army.
355
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You've got your orders!
356
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,353 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A perfect setup –
hands are working, head is free.
357
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For the officers!
358
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We drank for the officers.
359
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,555 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Suppose a man tries to
figure out who's more important...
360
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... he – or some other serviceman.
361
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,637 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No such doubts in the army.
362
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,313 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just look at the shoulder-straps
and no need to worry!
363
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For seniority!
364
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,114 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We drank for seniority
and then vodka ran out...
365
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,995 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...because we drank from helmet.
366
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Another 20 a person
or no more teaching!
367
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,556 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This financial problem was
easily solved by maharaja.
368
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get the fuel and try to buy
glass beads on the way!
369
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,829 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We must give him some present.
370
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,635 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Pisa was sent several times until
some entered the state of trance.
371
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,028 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Kazakov fell asleep in the barrel.
372
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,396 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So we transported him back the
same way and released on the spot.
373
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,154 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A month later sergeant Lavrov
ran shouting to our barracks.
374
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Shit!
375
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Lost your eyes, sergeant?
376
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,268 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The blacks are rushing
the gates, major!
377
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,510 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What blacks?
378
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Rushing the gates!
379
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,630 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What?!
380
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,548 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
At the gates, major!
381
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,669 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What do you want, comrades?
382
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To kiss the legs of Nickola Baba!
383
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:45,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
8 days on camels, 6 hours
on the bus, 1 1 hours on the plane.
384
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,352 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Such a fright for just this moment!
385
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,318 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Give us the moment of truth!
386
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,073 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What Nickola?
387
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,671 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Nickola Baba!
A.k.a. ensign Kazakov!
388
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,312 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The Guru!
389
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get Kazakov!
On the double!
390
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,111 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sir!
391
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,320 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What did you tell the Papuans,
you fucking prick?!
392
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,434 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How do l know?
See for yourself!
393
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Baba! Baba!
394
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,270 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
All should be done
according to regulations.
395
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,358 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Or you'll get no promotion!
396
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,918 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now we can die in peace!
397
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:54,954 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's the deal.
398
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l don't know how to react.
399
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Must report to the general!
400
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,794 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Our commander
major-general Talalaev...
401
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,634 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...wondered what was
the meaning of this noise.
402
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's the matter, orderly?
403
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,468 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Comrade major-general!
404
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There's a serious possibility
for us to become planters!
405
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,235 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Only what do the regulations say?
406
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What planters?
407
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,553 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We could grow tobacco.
408
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,310 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
These comrades
consider Kazakov their god.
409
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,440 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They will do anything for him!
410
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,188 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't blaspheme!
411
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,228 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Aren't you ashamed to fool
the foreigners, Trunk?
412
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,350 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why me?
413
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,590 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l didn't ask them to call me Baba
– their most senior wise man.
414
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,231 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They promised to write a book
and show me on TV.
415
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,389 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How could they mistake you
for a wise man?
416
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Didn't they look at your
shoulder straps?
417
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,308 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lmpossible.
418
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,468 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l was sitting in the barrel.
419
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,234 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And so he recounted
to the general...
420
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,557 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... how circumstances forced him
into an empty fuel barrel.
421
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,908 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And in order to save his honor
he became an army yogi.
422
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,955 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lf ensign is a Baba,
then his senior officer is a Dada!
423
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,791 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's religion for you!
424
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,992 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We must conduct a mobile
conference on the subject of...
425
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Deputy! Deputy!
426
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ldeological integration
of possible strategic allies!
427
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,597 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's it!
So...
428
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,270 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Follow me!
429
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,756 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Cripples and psychos –
to the sick bay!
430
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,150 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They wouldn't fit in!
431
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,750 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Cripples – to sick quarters,
psychos – to prison!
432
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,110 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sir!
433
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,429 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
On your legs, ensign!
434
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,559 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get the ''fuel'', major!
435
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,472 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Five liters, not less,
and a piece of lard!
436
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,430 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sir!
437
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,796 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This mess-hall would be
a conference-hall!
438
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,348 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Cover all he tables!
439
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,394 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sir!
440
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:39,950 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Karnauchova!
441
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take a towel,
a loaf of bred, salt...
442
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,878 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and organize reception
in the best national traditions!
443
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,675 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And get some perfume!
You smell of shoe polish.
444
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,909 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Where's the damn barrel?
445
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,228 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l used it for potato storage.
446
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,988 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What potatoes?!
447
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get the barrel and put it up
on something!
448
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:19,631 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sir!
449
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You, Diogenes!
450
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,317 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Your post is in the barrel!
451
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We'll be on command post!
452
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,349 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Move it!
453
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,754 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Dear pilgrims,
feel yourselves quite at home!
454
00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:59,232 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Nickola Baba will give you
a lecture on spirituality.
455
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,753 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You will be even allowed
to take notes.
456
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And while he's preparing,
l'll try to make you comfortable.
457
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So that's how we got ourselves
an international conference.
458
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,516 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Which ended quite tragically,
but no one could foresee it then.
459
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:38,399 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Not ensign, not Talalaev,
not even me...
460
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:46,552 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lNDlAN DlSEASE
461
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,030 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Major Sirota was ordered
to quarter the pilgrims...
462
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,154 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and post them to guard duty.
463
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,832 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But only for 24 hours!
464
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,876 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For Talalaev this was
a priceless opportunity.
465
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:13,232 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That year our collective farm
had a record potato harvest.
466
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,233 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So he decided to send
Hindus to the fields.
467
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:20,629 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They'd be much better
than soldiers.
468
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,189 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Working for an idea,
not under constraint.
469
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,597 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Commercially it promised to be
a huge success!
470
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,350 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get yourself a sun-helmet!
We're planters now!
471
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,670 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ensign Karnouchova was
promoted to guide-interpreter.
472
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,911 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Though she didn't know
any languages.
473
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,473 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Soldiers!
474
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,234 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get me the guard-duty
regulations!
475
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To draw wisdom from!
476
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l'm starting to loose contact
with higher plains lately...
477
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,197 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Maybe some brain disfunction...
478
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,194 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Barracks are somewhat
like a monastery.
479
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,035 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Military service is ascetic
in nature.
480
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You mortify your flesh
to harden your spirit.
481
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,559 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So the lndians felt quite at home...
482
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,397 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Only slightly baffled
by some of our traditions.
483
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lnterested?
484
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:02,275 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This is how many days are left
before demobilization.
485
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This is where l'm going home!
486
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,199 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And every day l'm cutting off
a little piece.
487
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l'll show you.
488
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,554 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Want to do it yourself?
489
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Go ahead! Carefully!
490
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hey!
Don't you do the same in lndia?
491
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,194 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's it!
A present!
492
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Give it to lndira Gandhi!
493
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Respected Commander, Sir!
494
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
When will we be honored to see
incomparable Nicola Baba?
495
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,319 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
After lunch.
496
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,718 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And if you've got nothing to do,
try reading the regulations!
497
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,559 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's in the Lenin's Room!
498
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,556 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The conference should
have ended by bedtime.
499
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,754 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And in the morning –
collective farm!
500
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,594 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just a couple of articles
from regulations.
501
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,591 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And then pass on to the
necessity of unpaid farm labor!
502
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,034 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Fresh air, fresh milk,
poetry of the hoe...
503
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,910 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l'll pass on to agriculture
right after submachine gun.
504
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:56,474 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Submachine-gun as
the somewhat modernized hoe!
505
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,029 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Clever!
506
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,834 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Orders of a superior
should be obeyed.
507
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Platoon duty officer is appointed
from among sergeants...
508
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,714 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
or non-commissioned officers.
509
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,590 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sahib, we've been studying this
sacred book for two hours.
510
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,151 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But much of it still remains
secret knowledge to us.
511
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:43,790 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Could you please explain?
512
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The army's not your mammy!
The stripe's not a shoulder strap!
513
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,917 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
NCO is not an officer!
514
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:09,232 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Salute the shoulder-strap,
respect the old-timers!
515
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:12,674 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ln the army you are
an unbodied spirit!
516
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Old-timer is your God Almighty!
517
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,914 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l see, Unbodied Spirit
is the first incarnation.
518
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But what's the highest one?
519
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:22,830 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Demobee!
520
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,796 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
All the roads are open before him!
521
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,315 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But first you must pass
through many... incarnations.
522
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,150 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Demobee?
523
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Demobee. lt's the highest form
of reincarnation!
524
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:51,919 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To the undying friendship between
the peoples of lndia and Russia!
525
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:13,390 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now let me leave the floor
to our esteemed Nicola Baba!
526
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,157 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We were waiting for him
to speak for a long time!
527
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let's sit at the tables and meditate!
528
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:40,429 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The conference began in the spirit
of detente, not to say consensus.
529
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,668 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The dialog promised
to be constructive.
530
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,955 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lf anybody has a question,
feel free to ask!
531
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,634 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We' d like to know
why the Earth is round.
532
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,032 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This shape is best
for wearing a service cap.
533
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,235 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Service cap in a cosmic sense?
534
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,312 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Obviously not literally!
My won't fit for example!
535
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,398 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Then the missile flies in
a parabola.
536
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,790 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
On a flat surface
we couldn't bomb the Americans!
537
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,671 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To parabola!
538
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,396 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Every thing must be parallel
or perpendicular!
539
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:48,949 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l don't drink!
540
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:50,310 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't know how.
541
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:55,234 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lf it's not then it's just
lying around!
542
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To geometry!
543
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,400 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To Raj Kapur, to lndira Gandhi!
544
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,158 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Maybe just a little bit.
545
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:16,357 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Perch, pike, burbot –
they stay close to the bottom.
546
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,835 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And there's no sheleshper
in our river.
547
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,232 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt likes open spaces!
548
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,993 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's substance without form?
549
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:47,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A bloody gook!
550
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,718 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And a man without uniform?
551
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,231 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Not even a gook,
552
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,635 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l beg your pardon...
553
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,229 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...but a civilian.
554
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To form!
555
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:16,790 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l cast again...
556
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,113 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and it seems l got something!
557
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,230 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l often hear people got
no purpose in life.
558
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,477 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ln the army you aim for the target!
559
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,875 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's true you can miss.
560
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,315 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But you know what to strive for!
561
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,549 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes!
562
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,430 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And in the boat!
563
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:55,994 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That big a fish!
564
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:58,993 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To the target!
565
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:13,152 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Towards the evening the dialog
had lost its ''constructiveness''.
566
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,637 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Kazakov just couldn't get to the
sermon on peasant's labor.
567
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:38,069 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Everyone was too drunk.
Some even couldn't stay upright.
568
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,555 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt was decided to continue
in the morning.
569
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:02,790 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Orderly!
570
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:09,509 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Where are the gooks?
571
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,112 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Doing morning exercises, sir!
572
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What?
573
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,753 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Lieutenant colonel Ozhogin
was seriously worried.
574
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,512 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Potato harvest was
obviously under threat.
575
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:54,076 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get out!
576
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,031 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sorry, l can't leave my post.
577
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What the fuck did you say
yesterday? Fucking llama!
578
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,789 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You were told to call them
to the hoe!
579
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,870 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes, l told them the hoe
is the lowest form of weapon.
580
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,794 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And all military knowledge
begins with it.
581
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:30,389 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Lost your eyes, major?
582
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,070 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The Germans, sir colonel!
583
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Pilgrims!
584
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,233 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The Germans learned about
Kazakov from an article...
585
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,755 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...published by maharaja
in the West.
586
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,194 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They tried to reach spiritual
enlightenment in Bavaria.
587
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But failed miserably.
588
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,357 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And after reading Kazakov's
theses rushed straight to our base.
589
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,755 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Nicola Baba dedicated his second
sermon to physical education...
590
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,552 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and it's connection with
spiritual emancipation.
591
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:02,395 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
With the help of two heavy
weights and PFC Galagura.
592
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,598 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Soldiers should strive
to obey regulations...
593
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,233 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...which is not easy by any means.
594
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,795 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
When duck shooting,
l never even bring my wife along!
595
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,712 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But you l will bring!
596
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,474 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just wait until roding.
597
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:49,069 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Unbodied spirit!
598
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,438 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't take it to your heart!
599
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:02,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This is why you must
start with a hoe!
600
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Even on the second day Kazakov
didn't come around...
601
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:36,708 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...to the necessity of
agricultural labor either.
602
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,635 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Everyone was too drunk,
pilgrims including.
603
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,398 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ozhogin felt it was time
for resolute actions...
604
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:59,195 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and came to the barracks
to call the lndians to the hoe!
605
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,958 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Attention! About face!
606
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,789 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
''Bundes'', you're such a prick!
607
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,588 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Push-ups!
608
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,312 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
One, two...
609
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:24,550 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Accurately!
610
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,716 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Daddy is going home, to Delhi.
611
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,632 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's going on here?
612
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,188 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We've already took
the first step of initiation.
613
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,956 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now we must help the newcomers.
614
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:55,312 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Up!
615
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:58,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Clean the toilets!
616
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:00,513 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
On the double!
617
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,671 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What now?
The Germans again?
618
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:09,750 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Worse!
619
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,229 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The last group of pilgrims
came from Sweden...
620
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and was in many ways superior.
621
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,594 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We were starting to like
the conference-thing!
622
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,719 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take cover!
623
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The third day
gave everyone high spirits.
624
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,228 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They swapped tales,
625
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
competed in various board games.
626
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This day happiness smiled at me!
627
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,829 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And l smiled back!
628
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,157 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Our dog Trezor was also in luck.
629
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Kazakov conducted a course
of right breathing.
630
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:16,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's constricting
soldier's breath?..
631
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:24,429 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
His uniform.
632
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,950 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's why regulations recommend...
633
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,549 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...taking physical exercise
half-naked.
634
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:38,869 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take a breath!
635
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:45,038 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Recall Article 1 1 of regulations...
636
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
While pilgrims
recalled different articles...
637
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,229 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...it was discovered
the ''fuel'' had run out.
638
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,472 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Pisa and another NCO
were sent to the shop.
639
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,390 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Exhale!
640
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,877 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Someone brought the music.
641
00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:01,834 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
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MAXlM GARANlN
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SERGEl ALEXEEV
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PROJECT COORDlNATOR – FAlNA BALK
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Dedicated to all the enlisted men.
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DEMOBBED – 2
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FlLM 1
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First year in the army,
and already in luck!
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Ensign Kazakov was taking
samples of super-secret warheads...
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to the Moscow trade exhibition.
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Serioga, Serioga!
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Do you know the legend
of Black Ensign?
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No.
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You don't know anything!
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Listen now!
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Once upon a time
there was a regiment...
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And in this regiment
was a battalion...
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And in this battalion
was an ensign!
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Kazakov took Pisa, the Kid and me
to carry warheads around...
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and protect from American spies
taking great interest in our secrets.
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lt seems we'll never stop.
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Car is driving, time is passing!
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The road is a soldier's vacation!
Be glad, take a wink or two!
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Easy for you to say!
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''CABBAGlUM'' – 72
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Shit!
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The war-call of ensign Kasakov
brought us to our feet.
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This is a court martial offence!
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Where's my gun?
l'm shooting myself right now!
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Why waste a bullet?
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Why? Why?!
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We've lost a box
with top-secret munitions!
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And it's your fault, soldiers!
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You'll answer before court,
and l'll wash it off with my own blood!
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No need to spill blood.
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lt's just lying somewhere
back along the road!
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Let's search and find it!
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Spoken like a real soldier! Good!
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Serioga, turn it around!
Let's search for warheads!
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No go!
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What do you mean?!
lt's a military secret!
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What will we sell the lndians?
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l've just enough gas
to take us there and back!
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Sell them anything you like,
suit yourself!
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lndian lndians, not American ones!
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Sell them anything you like,
suit yourself!
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But instead of tobacco...
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Soldiers, it's total caput!
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One such warhead can make
such a show...
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Just wet stinking lumps
for two miles around!
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Saw it with my own eyes
in the training reel!
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What are staring at?
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Let's hit the road!
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Serioga, take a good look
after the others!
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ln extreme – just blow it all up!
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We walked all day, all night,
but found nothing.
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As the sun rose, we crawled
to a roadside cafe...
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and stopped for breakfast.
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Not you average garrison
mess-room.
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But Russian soldier
will eat anything.
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We've seen much worse
so no one complained.
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Not far off three fallen
women kept their watch.
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Kazakov decided to give them
a lecture on political education.
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Comrades!
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First he reviewed the current
political and economic situation.
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Comrades...
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...prostitutes!
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Our dear Motherland is suffering...
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Suffering a crisis! ln everything!
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So you must organize yourself
as self-defense units!
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Bug off!
l'm no prostitute l'm a sex bomb!
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A bomb?! Where?!
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Nowhere!
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Comrades prostitutes!
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l order you to hand over all your
bombs, sex kind including!
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The general! Day's just beginning,
he's already wet!
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Let's soak him in the river, girls!
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Girls, girls! No river please!
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This hero is lacking one testicle!
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Sold it to buy a prosthetic limb
for his comrade in arms!
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Why soak him in the river?
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One-balled cat!
They're all the same!
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So let's saw the other on off!
For symmetry!
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Stuff your symmetry!
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He'll be court-martialed anyway.
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lf we don't find a green box
with two heavy steel mothers!
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And he's got a family!
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l just saw something like that
near Shittino village.
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Thank you, beautiful!
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Yes, it was lying at the turning.
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How far to Shittino?
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Mile and a half.
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Dear sex-bombs!
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On the part of...
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Let me express...
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Steer clear of the shit-heads!
They're a nutty bunch!
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lt's alright!
We're all wounded in the head!
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lt's only a shell-shock!
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Soldiers!
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Follow me!
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Heavy son of a bitch!
Small but heavy!
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Maybe it's the weight of his soul...
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Let's just leave him
and pick up on the way back.
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Give him time to sleep it off.
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But where can we hide him?
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lf anyone comes along,
it's the can for him!
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Heap the grass upon him?
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Or tree branches?
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Why not bury him right away?
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That's when Pisa first revealed
that he could think like a real soldier.
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He'll fit in just fine!
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Get his pistol!
Or he'll wake up shooting!
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On to Shittino!
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After two-hour walk through
the woods we reached the turning.
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But there was no box
and no warheads.
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Let's storm this place!
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So we decided to visit Shittino...
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...and persuade its residents
to return the army property.
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SHlTTlNO
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A barrier, fashioned from
a big branch by some local craftsman...
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...blocked the road.
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00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,075 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And this is what we were searching for!
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One of the deadly iron fuckers!
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But there were two in the box...
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One down!
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00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l'll bang your head with a...
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00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,597 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...butt end if you touch it!
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00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,589 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But why?
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00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Mister farmer,
it's our own warhead!
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00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,678 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Only we lost it, it just dropped off!
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What's gone is gone!
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Hey, hey!
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That's better!
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00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,749 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hey, Semionich! Come out!
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00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,430 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Guys, you just don't understand!
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lt's a piece of a strategic missile!
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We are supposed to take this
pig to Moscow and sell it to lndians!
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Fuck your Moscow!
Moscow is sending us nothing!
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Guys, you better give it back!
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Else our general will
bring the whole regiment...
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...and there'll be no Shittino
on the map!
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No more threats lad!
Be gone like this man said!
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No way!
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This is our warhead!
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The head is yours all right!
But the truth is ours!
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Grandfather,
give us the bomb please!
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Our ensign said he'd...
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...shoot himself!
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He'll go to jail.
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Your ensign is already
in a dungeon!
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The place, which is round
and of iron wrought!
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How could you see it?
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You're blind!
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My eyes are blind,
but my heart sees everything!
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Father Gamadriel,
what do we do now?
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Let them move the woodpile
nearer the main house...
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...and give them their warheads!
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00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,998 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
First show us the other one!
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00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,119 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What for? lt's in the barn.
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All right! Where's your woodpile?
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That's the attitude!
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lvan!
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Show the way!
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We didn't argue for long.
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To help Russian peasant in his hard
labor is an honor for Russian soldier.
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Wood is no brick.
lt's much lighter, even handy l'd say.
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We worked enjoying ourselves,
swapping jokes, stories, songs...
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Then the folklore dried out...
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00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,108 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...but the firewood didn't.
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Two grannies sitting nearby didn't
raise our spirits either...
198
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,873 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Look, Claudia!
That one's bright yellow!
199
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Must be his mother
slept with the Chinese!
200
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Nothing of the kind!
201
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Sit down, women!
202
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There's a special pill to make
them run in the woods without sleep.
203
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,358 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Days at a time! A yellow pill!
204
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,512 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Father Gamadriel,
can we give them the sassage?
205
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lt's rotting anyway!
206
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,235 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No, woman!
207
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,989 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Throw it to the pigs!
They've got no use for sausages.
208
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
One vitamin pill is enough
for one week in the woods.
209
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,833 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Well, grandfather...
210
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Give us our stuff!
211
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Lend a hand!
212
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,551 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hey!
213
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,629 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now all the explosive
mixture's gone bad!
214
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No way!
215
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,833 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l plucked it all out not to spoil the
pickle and scattered in the wind!
216
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,470 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Damn! No one would buy it now!
217
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't get excited, lad!
The foreigners won't notice.
218
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You didn't plan to
blow it up there, no?
219
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You think so?
220
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's the naked truth!
221
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,993 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take some sauerkraut,
stuff it inside.
222
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There's no cabbage in lndia,
they'll have no clue.
223
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,678 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And if they break it open,
just tell them...
224
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... it's a new super-secret stuff –
''cabbagium – 72!
225
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,033 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why 72?
226
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:02,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt takes 72 hours for the cabbage
to pickle properly!
227
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why do you feign blindness anyway?
228
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,279 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's my own!
229
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Strong move!
230
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,719 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And why all this
camouflage, ''granddaddy''?
231
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,556 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l'm stuck in this Shittino
for five years already.
232
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The collective farm fell to pieces,
all the livestock died out.
233
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:01,832 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Locals turned purple from home brew.
The heart ached to see it all.
234
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:06,230 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l've argued with their chairman
about the need for discipline.
235
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,837 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Only iron gloves – said l.
236
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,951 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Grave will teach them –
he answered.
237
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,032 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And bet his car on it!
238
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So l stuck this beard on,
took the glasses...
239
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,591 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
went to the village and said...
240
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,952 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Stop drinking!
241
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,554 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l've been sent
by the Higher Forces!
242
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Or you'll get Armageddon and
Apocalypses in one package!
243
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So they've told me to fuck off.
244
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,352 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l opened my mouth and roared:
Abracadabra! Attention all!
245
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,394 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And pulled a wire.
And the village council house...
246
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,990 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...just blew up in the air!
247
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So they came to believe in me!
248
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,588 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But why did the council house
blow up?
249
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,674 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
'Cos l've planted a hand-grenade
and tied a wire to the ring.
250
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,392 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now l'm like a father and mother
to them. So how can l quit?
251
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lf l break my cover now,
they'll take whole village apart.
252
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,474 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They've only just started living!
253
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:23,796 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And the chairman?
Did he give you his car?
254
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
With the chairman
it was a little awkward.
255
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,190 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He also took to new faith!
256
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,230 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And where did the grenade
come from?
257
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,155 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
From the service. Something to
remember our glorious army by!
258
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,199 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You were a commissar?
259
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,269 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No!
260
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just an ensign!
261
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Kazakov!
262
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:08,670 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Rest!
263
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hey! Godspeed!
264
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,635 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's that?
265
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,035 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Where am l?
266
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ln the barrel, sir!
267
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,229 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But why?
268
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,871 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For safekeeping, comrade ensign.
269
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,992 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
While you rested,
we took the warheads from the enemy!
270
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,232 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now we'll let you out!
271
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,751 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Do it, soldiers!
272
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,199 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't worry!
273
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:48,830 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Fuck!
274
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Someone's welded our ensign.
275
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,631 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now what do we do?
276
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take the whole package,
what else?
277
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,390 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's heavy as it is,
and we've got two warheads to carry.
278
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,708 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Soldiers! Barrel or no barrel,
we won't be late for the exhibition!
279
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:17,394 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Or just shove me the pistol,
l'll kill myself right here!
280
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,240 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Save the bullets,
you'll need them yet!
281
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,234 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
First we've got to leave
Shittino behind.
282
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,999 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's populated by
religious fanatics!
283
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,556 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take a rest, we'll take you
to the exhibition in time!
284
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,030 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Up!
285
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,114 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't you have any mothers?!
286
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,036 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How did they raise you like that?!
287
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,512 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt was impossible to free our
ensign along the way.
288
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,158 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So he spent the entire trip
in the fuel barrel.
289
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,152 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And that's yet another story...
290
00:26:55,480 --> 00:27:00,315 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
NlCKOLA-BABA
291
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We were almost
too late for the exhibition.
292
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,119 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But it passed brilliantly.
293
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,078 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Our secret weapons were in great
demand then...
294
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,715 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
among some
underdeveloped countries.
295
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,394 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
One maharaja came every year.
296
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,237 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Usually he bought one tank
and some missiles.
297
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So we sold him our warheads.
298
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,071 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
TNT? Pyroceline? Plastid?
299
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,360 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This is cabbagium-72!
Secret stuff!
300
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,876 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
One warhead will work such
Brahmaputra, you won't be sorry!
301
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,149 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We'll take all six, sahib!
302
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,233 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Fine!
Won't have to sit here all day.
303
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,953 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A person needs some free oxygen!
304
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To remember the Civvy Street!
305
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,433 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why don't you sell
the big one, sahib?
306
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,191 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What secret does it contain?
307
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,910 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This ain't no bomb,
it's a barrel!
308
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,310 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And there's no secret stuff inside,
just our ensign Kazakov.
309
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,719 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
At first maharaja didn't believe.
310
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,079 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let me show you!
311
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,635 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We had to show him our ensign.
312
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,872 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So he wouldn't believe
we were hiding something.
313
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,676 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hindy-russi – bhai-bhai!
314
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,600 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But why is your commander
in the barrel?
315
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,596 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
He's not just a commander,
he's a famous military yogi.
316
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,391 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's a special
motherland-loving exercise...
317
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,593 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... to better spread this love
among the young recruits!
318
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,590 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Very good!
Can we ask him a question?
319
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,596 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Go ahead.
He's not classified.
320
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,679 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's the main source of
mystical powers in a man?
321
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,948 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
His legs.
322
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,313 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Without legs a soldier's
unsuitable for guard duty.
323
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,073 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A soldier must walk constantly!
324
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,116 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How can you charge your brain
with cosmic powers?
325
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,148 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
During the business trip.
326
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,752 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You can meet people
and raise your cultural level.
327
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,269 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Crossword puzzles solve
much easier.
328
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's the meaning of life?
329
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,030 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Command post duty roster.
330
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,755 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's enough
to understand everything.
331
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,317 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And brain without regulation
is just a headache!
332
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,029 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You don't say!
333
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,872 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And we bend
our legs around the back...
334
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,880 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and shove pencils down the noses.
335
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,757 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's much better your way!
336
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You're a great Baba!
337
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,669 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
''Baba'' yourself!
338
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,398 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ln your language ''baba''
means ''woman''.
339
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,308 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But in ours – a great teacher!
340
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,270 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Be our idol!
341
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We'll write a book about it,
and it'll be adapted for screen.
342
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,909 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
By all means.
343
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,955 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just for 20 rubles a person you'll
see amazing spiritual horizons!
344
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,192 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Only put me
somewhere in the shade.
345
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,390 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Or some high-ranking officer
might break our meditation.
346
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,790 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We settled under the plane...
347
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,594 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...which our maharaja bought
earlier in the morning.
348
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,511 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Pisa got something to drink.
349
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,556 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Kazakov cheered up
and began to teach the lndians.
350
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,034 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Everything passes,
except for the Army!
351
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,350 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For the Army!
352
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,917 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We drank for the Army.
353
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
'Cos doubt and uncertainty
is the cause of any disease.
354
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,832 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And there's no such thing
in the army.
355
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,916 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You've got your orders!
356
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,353 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A perfect setup –
hands are working, head is free.
357
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For the officers!
358
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We drank for the officers.
359
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,555 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Suppose a man tries to
figure out who's more important...
360
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... he – or some other serviceman.
361
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,637 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
No such doubts in the army.
362
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,313 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just look at the shoulder-straps
and no need to worry!
363
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For seniority!
364
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,114 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We drank for seniority
and then vodka ran out...
365
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,995 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...because we drank from helmet.
366
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,638 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Another 20 a person
or no more teaching!
367
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,556 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This financial problem was
easily solved by maharaja.
368
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get the fuel and try to buy
glass beads on the way!
369
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,829 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We must give him some present.
370
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,635 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Pisa was sent several times until
some entered the state of trance.
371
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,028 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Kazakov fell asleep in the barrel.
372
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,396 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So we transported him back the
same way and released on the spot.
373
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,154 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A month later sergeant Lavrov
ran shouting to our barracks.
374
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Shit!
375
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Lost your eyes, sergeant?
376
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,268 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The blacks are rushing
the gates, major!
377
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,510 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What blacks?
378
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Rushing the gates!
379
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,630 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What?!
380
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,548 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
At the gates, major!
381
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,669 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What do you want, comrades?
382
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,476 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To kiss the legs of Nickola Baba!
383
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:45,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
8 days on camels, 6 hours
on the bus, 1 1 hours on the plane.
384
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,352 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Such a fright for just this moment!
385
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,318 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Give us the moment of truth!
386
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,073 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What Nickola?
387
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,671 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Nickola Baba!
A.k.a. ensign Kazakov!
388
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,312 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The Guru!
389
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get Kazakov!
On the double!
390
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,111 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sir!
391
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,320 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What did you tell the Papuans,
you fucking prick?!
392
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,434 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How do l know?
See for yourself!
393
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Baba! Baba!
394
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,270 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
All should be done
according to regulations.
395
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,358 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Or you'll get no promotion!
396
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,918 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now we can die in peace!
397
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:54,954 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's the deal.
398
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l don't know how to react.
399
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,518 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Must report to the general!
400
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,794 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Our commander
major-general Talalaev...
401
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,634 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...wondered what was
the meaning of this noise.
402
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's the matter, orderly?
403
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,468 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Comrade major-general!
404
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,437 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
There's a serious possibility
for us to become planters!
405
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,235 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Only what do the regulations say?
406
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,479 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What planters?
407
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,553 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We could grow tobacco.
408
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,310 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
These comrades
consider Kazakov their god.
409
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,440 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They will do anything for him!
410
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,188 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't blaspheme!
411
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,228 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Aren't you ashamed to fool
the foreigners, Trunk?
412
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,350 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Why me?
413
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,590 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l didn't ask them to call me Baba
– their most senior wise man.
414
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,231 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They promised to write a book
and show me on TV.
415
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,389 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
How could they mistake you
for a wise man?
416
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Didn't they look at your
shoulder straps?
417
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,308 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lmpossible.
418
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,468 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l was sitting in the barrel.
419
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,234 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And so he recounted
to the general...
420
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,557 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
... how circumstances forced him
into an empty fuel barrel.
421
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,908 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And in order to save his honor
he became an army yogi.
422
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,955 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lf ensign is a Baba,
then his senior officer is a Dada!
423
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,791 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's religion for you!
424
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,992 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We must conduct a mobile
conference on the subject of...
425
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Deputy! Deputy!
426
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ldeological integration
of possible strategic allies!
427
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,597 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's it!
So...
428
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,270 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Follow me!
429
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,756 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Cripples and psychos –
to the sick bay!
430
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,150 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They wouldn't fit in!
431
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,750 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Cripples – to sick quarters,
psychos – to prison!
432
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,110 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sir!
433
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,429 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
On your legs, ensign!
434
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,559 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get the ''fuel'', major!
435
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,472 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Five liters, not less,
and a piece of lard!
436
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,430 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sir!
437
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,796 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This mess-hall would be
a conference-hall!
438
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,348 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Cover all he tables!
439
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,394 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sir!
440
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:39,950 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Karnauchova!
441
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take a towel,
a loaf of bred, salt...
442
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,878 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and organize reception
in the best national traditions!
443
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,675 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And get some perfume!
You smell of shoe polish.
444
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,909 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Where's the damn barrel?
445
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,228 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l used it for potato storage.
446
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,988 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What potatoes?!
447
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get the barrel and put it up
on something!
448
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:19,631 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sir!
449
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You, Diogenes!
450
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,317 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Your post is in the barrel!
451
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We'll be on command post!
452
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,349 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Move it!
453
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,754 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Dear pilgrims,
feel yourselves quite at home!
454
00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:59,232 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Nickola Baba will give you
a lecture on spirituality.
455
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,753 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You will be even allowed
to take notes.
456
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,077 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And while he's preparing,
l'll try to make you comfortable.
457
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,517 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So that's how we got ourselves
an international conference.
458
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,516 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Which ended quite tragically,
but no one could foresee it then.
459
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:38,399 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Not ensign, not Talalaev,
not even me...
460
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:46,552 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lNDlAN DlSEASE
461
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,030 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Major Sirota was ordered
to quarter the pilgrims...
462
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,154 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and post them to guard duty.
463
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,832 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But only for 24 hours!
464
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,876 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
For Talalaev this was
a priceless opportunity.
465
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:13,232 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That year our collective farm
had a record potato harvest.
466
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,233 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So he decided to send
Hindus to the fields.
467
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:20,629 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They'd be much better
than soldiers.
468
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,189 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Working for an idea,
not under constraint.
469
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,597 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Commercially it promised to be
a huge success!
470
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,350 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get yourself a sun-helmet!
We're planters now!
471
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,670 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ensign Karnouchova was
promoted to guide-interpreter.
472
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,911 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Though she didn't know
any languages.
473
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,473 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Soldiers!
474
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,234 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get me the guard-duty
regulations!
475
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,239 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To draw wisdom from!
476
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l'm starting to loose contact
with higher plains lately...
477
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,197 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Maybe some brain disfunction...
478
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,194 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Barracks are somewhat
like a monastery.
479
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,035 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Military service is ascetic
in nature.
480
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You mortify your flesh
to harden your spirit.
481
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,559 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
So the lndians felt quite at home...
482
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,397 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Only slightly baffled
by some of our traditions.
483
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lnterested?
484
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:02,275 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This is how many days are left
before demobilization.
485
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This is where l'm going home!
486
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,199 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And every day l'm cutting off
a little piece.
487
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l'll show you.
488
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,554 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Want to do it yourself?
489
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Go ahead! Carefully!
490
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,039 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Hey!
Don't you do the same in lndia?
491
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,194 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's it!
A present!
492
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,439 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Give it to lndira Gandhi!
493
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Respected Commander, Sir!
494
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,037 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
When will we be honored to see
incomparable Nicola Baba?
495
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,319 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
After lunch.
496
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,718 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And if you've got nothing to do,
try reading the regulations!
497
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,559 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's in the Lenin's Room!
498
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,556 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The conference should
have ended by bedtime.
499
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,754 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And in the morning –
collective farm!
500
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,594 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just a couple of articles
from regulations.
501
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,591 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And then pass on to the
necessity of unpaid farm labor!
502
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,034 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Fresh air, fresh milk,
poetry of the hoe...
503
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,910 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l'll pass on to agriculture
right after submachine gun.
504
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:56,474 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Submachine-gun as
the somewhat modernized hoe!
505
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,029 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Clever!
506
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,834 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Orders of a superior
should be obeyed.
507
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Platoon duty officer is appointed
from among sergeants...
508
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,714 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
or non-commissioned officers.
509
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,590 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sahib, we've been studying this
sacred book for two hours.
510
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,151 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But much of it still remains
secret knowledge to us.
511
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:43,790 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Could you please explain?
512
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The army's not your mammy!
The stripe's not a shoulder strap!
513
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,917 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
NCO is not an officer!
514
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:09,232 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Salute the shoulder-strap,
respect the old-timers!
515
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:12,674 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ln the army you are
an unbodied spirit!
516
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Old-timer is your God Almighty!
517
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,914 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l see, Unbodied Spirit
is the first incarnation.
518
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,599 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But what's the highest one?
519
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:22,830 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Demobee!
520
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,796 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
All the roads are open before him!
521
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,315 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But first you must pass
through many... incarnations.
522
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,150 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Demobee?
523
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Demobee. lt's the highest form
of reincarnation!
524
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:51,919 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To the undying friendship between
the peoples of lndia and Russia!
525
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:13,390 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now let me leave the floor
to our esteemed Nicola Baba!
526
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,157 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We were waiting for him
to speak for a long time!
527
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,278 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Let's sit at the tables and meditate!
528
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:40,429 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The conference began in the spirit
of detente, not to say consensus.
529
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,668 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The dialog promised
to be constructive.
530
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,955 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lf anybody has a question,
feel free to ask!
531
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,634 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We' d like to know
why the Earth is round.
532
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,032 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This shape is best
for wearing a service cap.
533
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,235 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Service cap in a cosmic sense?
534
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,312 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Obviously not literally!
My won't fit for example!
535
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,398 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Then the missile flies in
a parabola.
536
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,790 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
On a flat surface
we couldn't bomb the Americans!
537
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,671 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To parabola!
538
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,396 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Every thing must be parallel
or perpendicular!
539
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:48,949 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l don't drink!
540
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:50,310 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't know how.
541
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:55,234 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lf it's not then it's just
lying around!
542
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,469 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To geometry!
543
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,400 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To Raj Kapur, to lndira Gandhi!
544
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,158 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Maybe just a little bit.
545
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:16,357 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Perch, pike, burbot –
they stay close to the bottom.
546
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,835 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And there's no sheleshper
in our river.
547
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,232 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt likes open spaces!
548
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,993 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's substance without form?
549
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:47,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
A bloody gook!
550
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,718 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And a man without uniform?
551
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,231 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Not even a gook,
552
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,635 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l beg your pardon...
553
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,229 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...but a civilian.
554
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,915 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To form!
555
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:16,790 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l cast again...
556
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,113 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and it seems l got something!
557
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,230 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
l often hear people got
no purpose in life.
558
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,477 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
ln the army you aim for the target!
559
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,875 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt's true you can miss.
560
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,315 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But you know what to strive for!
561
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,549 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes!
562
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,430 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And in the boat!
563
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:55,994 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That big a fish!
564
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:58,993 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
To the target!
565
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:13,152 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Towards the evening the dialog
had lost its ''constructiveness''.
566
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,637 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Kazakov just couldn't get to the
sermon on peasant's labor.
567
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:38,069 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Everyone was too drunk.
Some even couldn't stay upright.
568
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,555 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
lt was decided to continue
in the morning.
569
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:02,790 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Orderly!
570
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:09,509 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Where are the gooks?
571
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,112 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Doing morning exercises, sir!
572
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What?
573
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,753 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Lieutenant colonel Ozhogin
was seriously worried.
574
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,512 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Potato harvest was
obviously under threat.
575
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:54,076 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Get out!
576
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,031 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Sorry, l can't leave my post.
577
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What the fuck did you say
yesterday? Fucking llama!
578
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,789 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
You were told to call them
to the hoe!
579
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,870 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Yes, l told them the hoe
is the lowest form of weapon.
580
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,794 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And all military knowledge
begins with it.
581
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:30,389 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Lost your eyes, major?
582
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,070 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The Germans, sir colonel!
583
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,359 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Pilgrims!
584
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,233 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The Germans learned about
Kazakov from an article...
585
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,755 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...published by maharaja
in the West.
586
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,194 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They tried to reach spiritual
enlightenment in Bavaria.
587
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,238 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But failed miserably.
588
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,357 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And after reading Kazakov's
theses rushed straight to our base.
589
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,755 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Nicola Baba dedicated his second
sermon to physical education...
590
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,552 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and it's connection with
spiritual emancipation.
591
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:02,395 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
With the help of two heavy
weights and PFC Galagura.
592
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,598 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Soldiers should strive
to obey regulations...
593
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,233 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...which is not easy by any means.
594
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,795 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
When duck shooting,
l never even bring my wife along!
595
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,712 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
But you l will bring!
596
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,474 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Just wait until roding.
597
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:49,069 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Unbodied spirit!
598
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,438 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Don't take it to your heart!
599
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:02,316 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This is why you must
start with a hoe!
600
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,478 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Even on the second day Kazakov
didn't come around...
601
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:36,708 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...to the necessity of
agricultural labor either.
602
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,635 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Everyone was too drunk,
pilgrims including.
603
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,398 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Ozhogin felt it was time
for resolute actions...
604
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:59,195 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and came to the barracks
to call the lndians to the hoe!
605
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,958 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Attention! About face!
606
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,789 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
''Bundes'', you're such a prick!
607
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,588 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Push-ups!
608
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,312 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
One, two...
609
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:24,550 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Accurately!
610
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,716 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Daddy is going home, to Delhi.
611
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,632 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's going on here?
612
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,188 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We've already took
the first step of initiation.
613
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,956 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Now we must help the newcomers.
614
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:55,312 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Up!
615
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:58,436 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Clean the toilets!
616
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:00,513 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
On the double!
617
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,671 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What now?
The Germans again?
618
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:09,750 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Worse!
619
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,229 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The last group of pilgrims
came from Sweden...
620
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,356 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...and was in many ways superior.
621
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,594 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
We were starting to like
the conference-thing!
622
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,719 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take cover!
623
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,836 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
The third day
gave everyone high spirits.
624
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,228 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
They swapped tales,
625
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,798 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
competed in various board games.
626
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
This day happiness smiled at me!
627
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,829 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
And l smiled back!
628
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,157 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Our dog Trezor was also in luck.
629
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Kazakov conducted a course
of right breathing.
630
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:16,236 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
What's constricting
soldier's breath?..
631
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:24,429 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
His uniform.
632
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,950 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
That's why regulations recommend...
633
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,549 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...taking physical exercise
half-naked.
634
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:38,869 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Take a breath!
635
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:45,038 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Recall Article 1 1 of regulations...
636
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,639 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
While pilgrims
recalled different articles...
637
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,229 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
...it was discovered
the ''fuel'' had run out.
638
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,472 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Pisa and another NCO
were sent to the shop.
639
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,390 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Exhale!
640
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,877 X1:000 X2:719 Y1:002 Y2:574
Someone brought the music.
641
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