Torturous / причиняющий муки

0:27
What’s going on here?
0:29
Where am I?
0:33
Please.
0:35
Wait.
0:36
No. This is a mistake.
0:38
You’ve got the wrong guy.
0:40
Believe me, please!
0:42
I’m just a fucking career counsellor!
0:45
Really? You’re not Craig the camp counsellor?
0:49
Who? No.
0:51
I’m Greg, the career counsellor… Greg.
0:54
Greg!
0:56
Career counsellor?
1:00
What’s that screaming?
1:02
That means Lincoln’s here today.
1:04
You wouldn’t want to meet Lincoln.
1:06
I’m pretty sure that fucker ate my Lean Cuisine.
1:09
I know – right. What type of person does that to another coworker?
1:13
Sun-dried Tomato Pesto too, my favorite.
1:15
I was really looking forward to it.
1:17
Mean.
1:20
It’s not you.
1:23
It’s a tough working environment for a professional.
1:26
I’m going to level with you.
1:28
It’s not the first case of mistaken identity here.
1:30
Please. I have a family.
1:33
A family. That’s nice.
1:35
No it’s too late.
1:38
Too late.
1:39
It’s not too late. Let me go, I won’t tell anyone.
1:42
No I mean it’s too late for me to switch careers.
1:44
The world doesn’t revolve around you, you know
1:48
People change careers even into their 50’s and 60’s.
1:50
In the industry we call it re-careering.
1:54
Really?
1:56
Yes.
1:57
I see folks like you all the time, stuck in a dead end job.
2:02
It's killing me.
2:04
Yes!
2:06
No. Let’s focus, back to work.
2:14
You might feel a little pinch.
2:26
You’ve got to be kidding me!
2:38
You see what I mean? So unprofessional!
2:41
I’m supposed to drill you. That’s what I do.
2:43
I’m not the meathook guy, I’m the drill guy!
2:46
Get!
2:47
It!
2:49
Out!
3:10
There you go buddy, good as new.
3:14
The least you can do is let me go now.
3:16
No…. but you’re safe.
3:18
From meathooks.
3:22
Oh I’m going to drill you in a bit, but meathooks are completely off the table!
3:28
Mister.
3:30
You did a wonderful job on my arm.
3:33
It was nothing. My entire family are Registered Nurses.
3:39
Except for me.
3:42
Is that something you want?
3:46
Are you messing with me?
3:47
No. Look, it’s a natural fit. You’ve got the skills, the sensitivity
3:56
You want my advice? Find yourself a continuing care attendant position then work your way into nursing.
4:02
Whoa. Me, a nurse. Imagine that.
4:08
Mother would be very proud. Very proud.
4:13
Can I do this?
4:15
Yes. If you want to. You’ll have to give up this job, I mean right this second!
4:21
Take some courses. Prepare for the interview. You can make the change, I believe in you.
4:29
It all sounds so good. But I’ve got this pension building up.
4:32
Do you know anything about porting a pension?
4:34
Fuck your pension!
4:37
Think of that bastard Lincoln, eating your Lean Cuisi
4:41
You…. Need…. A Change!
4:47
I hate my job. I do. I will.
4:52
I’ll walk away and never look back.
4:56
Thank you.
5:03
You’re going to make a great nurse.
5:07
This is so awesome. I’ll admit, you had me pretty worried.
5:14
Can you untie me now?
5:17
Craig. I can’t untie you. I’m just the warmup guy.
5:28
Lincoln, you’re up. I’m leaving early.
5:34
So Lincoln, do you like your job?
5:45
Craig. I love my job!