Даун Хаус / Down House: Даун Хаус

The microwave was near the gas distributor.

Juggernaut 28.12.09 в 17:50

An explosion broke our fence,

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and then we were catching patients for a week.

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And one patient suffocated with an eyeball.

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What a sad story... And?

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And I've seen an execution of a writer in China.

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Then he published his feelings on the internet.

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But how?
You say he was executed...

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First time he was punished just for fun,

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to let him share his feelings with other chinese writers.

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And the second time --

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squish! - and that's all.

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Oh, China... So wild.

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In my youth, Gypsies sold Chinese carpets on the market.

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You carry it home,
and hang it on the wall.

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Looks nice in the daytime.

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But at night...

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the carpet starts to sparkle,

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and the portrait of Mao Tse-Tung appear on it in a casket.

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There are such traditions.

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Well, prince should go home.

(анонимно) 29.12.09 в 14:07

All the best!
- Goodbye, prince.

(анонимно) 29.12.09 в 14:10

Say, finally, Gavrila Ardalionich [Ganya],

ebtvoumat 29.12.09 в 15:10

what type is this Nastasya Filipovna?

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Oh, my dear! I will tell you the story.

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When Totsky found cellulite
on his back,

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he decided to switch to
vegetable nourishement

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and to abandon bull's testicules. Once and for all.

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After being promoted as a deputy minister

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he took a vacation and went
to the near abroad -- to Nikolaev, Ukraine.

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To visite the widow of his deceased friend --
a secretary to the local Partkom.

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Arrives and observes secreatary's daughter ripened as a peach!

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He becomes very interested in such a metamorphosis.

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Altight, he takes this poor gaughter
and sends her to his governement dacha.

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For her cultural development.

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And visits her every weekend.

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fucshia 11.02.11 в 18:42

It's been 10 years and now Totsky started to think

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of marriage with a decent girl with good relataions.

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Found Alexandra Epanchin, she came along
with a meat-processing entreprise.

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But no, nothing of that sort!

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Nastsya Filipovna came to Totsky's home

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and started to threaten him with a slaught and court

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for debauchery of an Ukranian minor.

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I, Vanya, reach the Assembly Point.

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You, you deflowered me to Pink Floyd

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and made a zen-buddhism adept,

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and now you are planning a side marriage?

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I will definately throw a sulfuric acid
on you at the front door.

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Will sue you!

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