Готовый перевод Его не звали, но он приперся / They never called, yet he is here: Гитлер_Господин

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Somewhere in Hell

https://youtu.be/d5jVJrBoqOM

"My Sovereign, the city is completely cut off. The Celestials and the vast majority of planar creatures will not be able to break through here. We have successfully captured the key nodes of the city's defense here, here, and here. Significant pockets of resistance remain here, here and here. The Imperial Palace is still holding out, but as soon as the News Bringer breaks through the chrono-prison, its defenses will be destroyed. Within the next 24 hours, we expect to completely suppress the resistance of the Eternal. The expected lifespan of the Barrier of Cut-off is more than two and a half days.

"Good, very good. So, what about the main temple of Grimmintray?"

**Tense Silence**

"My Sovereign... My Sovereign... Master over the Branded Ones was unable to take the temple and was forced to hastily retreat with heavy losses."

**Very tense silence**

"Stay, Cunning Smile, Undying Passion, and Tormenting Desire. The rest of you, leave."

After some time

"What the f@ck?! How did this idiot manage to shit himself?! We calculated everything thirty times! We selected the right souls perfectly, I personally selected and allocated them to him! Even with a Verdict of Guilty, they didn't have a chance to survive!!! How did this dumb f@g manage to shit himself!?"

"My Sovereign... The thing is..."

"What?!"

"He fucked up the Heavenly Maiden."

**Mute shock turning into hellish rage**

"Stupid f@@@@!@#$!!!!!! Bitch, imbecile, burp of the devil!!! Do you even have any idea how much effort it took to capture and brand her?! How much effort, how many decades of preparation, planning, and expense went into that operation?! Are you aware there is no one else like her in any of the worlds we can see, and there won't be any for the next two hundred years at least!!! How, how did that degenerate manage to fuck her up, she had the Brand on her?"

**A very nervous and tense silence**

"My Sovereign... One of the temple's defenders managed to somehow weaken the Master's control over the Branded for a brief moment. And she fell, willingly turning into a planar creature."

**Untranslatable Hells's obscene speech**

"So he not only fucked up the pearl of MY soul bank but also irrevocably?! Argh... Who, who is this degenerate that managed to weaken the effect of the Brand?! It was Jeremius, right? This Grimminter miscarriage?!"

**Even more nervous and tense silence**

"My Sovereign... It was one of the random defenders of the temple, apparently an adept of Heaven. Not even a Hero."

"You are completely f*@#$!!!!!!!"

**Even more untranslatable Hell's obscene speech**

"Well, it's just FUBAR, some freak of the damned Heavens, who came from nowhere, is depriving me of one of the best, most beloved souls in MY possession. Well, it's just FUBAR! So. Send everyone you can. But bring me the soul of this bastard! Quickly, I said!"

**Extremely tense silence in anticipation of the most excruciating anal punishment**

"My Sovereign.."

"What else?!"

"Heavenly Maiden... She is now tightly connected with him and has turned into his personal summoning creature..."

"You are !@#$!!!!!!! I'll have to go there in person"

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"Shyngys, can I ask you something?"
"Well?"
"What's that tattoo on the back of your head? If it's not a secret, of course."
"It's nothing, Mort. Just a barcode. Don't pay attention."
**A little later**
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"What's a barcode?"
"Oh, it's a thing from the worlds of the Summoned. They put it on products in stores. Special mechanisms allow such a barcode to be read and find out how much the product costs."
"So you were bought in a store?"
"..."
"..."
"Forget what I said."

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Переводчики: Camrad_RIP