Готовый перевод Его не звали, но он приперся / They never called, yet he is here: Кола

The transparent contents of the silver cup turned completely black. I wiped the sweat from my forehead and exhaled. So, so far everything is going well. You can handle it, Kostik. You're a mythical alchemist, motherfucker. Almost like you're a programmer, only cooler!

Cool it down, little by little. The main thing is not to overdo it. Ok, good. The last touch remains. Carefully, just so it doesn't spill...

The black liquid began to bubble and bubble. The foam almost spilled over the edge of the cup, but at the last moment I managed to hold it back, and it gradually sank. Only a few thin streams of tiny bubbles remained, rising along the walls.

So, a moment of truth!

Taking the cup in my hand, I took a few big sips, after which I exhaled with pleasure.

"Ahhhh..."

I did it! I did it!

"Tin..."

"Mmm?"

Tearing myself away from savoring my masterpiece of practical alchemy, I turn to my comrades. They were all staring with wide eyes at me and the absolutely black contents of the cup foaming with a quiet hiss.

"What the hell is this... Stop. Are you crying?!"

"These are tears of happiness, my dear Taria! Happiness from the fact that I felt it again! The taste of my native world!"

Even Tia's eyebrows and the tip of her right ear twitched at this statement. Hans, on the other hand, literally choked on his Alishan hookah. Taria wanted to ask something else, but at that moment the contents of the cup melted the silver vessel and poured onto the stone floor. Which immediately began to smoke.
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100% Coca-Cola concentrate.
Properties: acts as a powerful acid on everything and everyone, with the exception of the Summoned, in whose world this drink was present. It is especially effective in getting rid of organic matter.
On the Summoned, it imposes the effect of the strongest nostalgia and spiritual uplift, accompanied by the removal of the overwhelming majority of negative effects on the mind.

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