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At five o'clock somebody rang at the door. Denis came to the door and checked the door-eye. He saw strangely changed by the optics combination of three fingers. Knowing who could be behind the door he anyway asked:

(анонимно) 30.04.10 в 10:05

- Who is there

vvnis 28.04.10 в 10:55

-Who is it?

Kruglii 19.08.10 в 09:05

-Boniface!-called angry voice behind the door - quickly open, don't you see orphans of God break the door

Meredit 28.04.10 в 17:45

Boniface! - a displeased voice answered from behind the door. - Open it quickly, cannot you see that orphans of God are breaking the door?!

HummyCat 19.05.10 в 09:14

Denis began to open the door, when suddenly there was a lower heart-rending cat screeching. His black Siamese Basilio (usually: Vaska) managed to opening a door, catch one's tail and now howling, staring blankly at his master. Denis, not understanding what was going on, took a few steps back. Undeterred over the door, however, continue to open, fueled by access road frame. Cat roared its shimmering musical theme. He bit his door and left encouraging awe scratches on the parquet floor.

vvnis 29.04.10 в 05:28

Complete the picture, Anton, who saw that the door no longer opens. He decided that the owner allows the guest to open the door to the very end. And so he accepted was a cat wailing for something fashionable from modern music (good, that these cries attended even some melody), but also prompted one of a pair of human dreams (albeit small), he sighed, and with the words : "Hello, Dennis!" with all his strength pushed the door with his hand. Something snapped, and the door imprinted excited cat in the wall.

vvnis 29.04.10 в 05:32

The guests arrived, and Sergei closed hapless door behind him.

vvnis 28.04.10 в 10:56

Unconscious with a broken cat tail slow fallen away from the wall and just as slowly fell sideways. Right under my feet numb owner.

vvnis 29.04.10 в 12:27

And, throwing off his jacket and shoes, rushed past master in the room with the blonde.

vvnis 28.04.10 в 10:57

In Chekhov's books at this point, most likely, heard the sound of a breaking string. Here, in a sense brought all the sound of cheerful spring brook, sounding ... Well, you know where.

vvnis 29.04.10 в 12:29

First, all started. Then came the time just three sounds: "a lyrical pump!" - Dennis roared as Scythian howler, "Oh, and MAD!" - Made the logical inference, Sergey and "Oh, meow!" - Came to the cat.

vvnis 29.04.10 в 12:33

Cat, the maximum height raised his ass and making sure that his two halves of the tail is not in danger, and slowly crawled behind the sofa. Today obviously was not his day.

vvnis 28.04.10 в 11:40

- What are you standing there, catch it! - Loudly Anton. - ... (Sound of flushing water) ... a blue mother, and stick to consolidate, to grow together!

vvnis 28.04.10 в 11:32

- How to fix? - Was not switched on Denis. - Where to fix?

vvnis 28.04.10 в 10:59

- Пусть в задницу воткнуть, лишь бы хвост не бродил!

vvnis 29.04.10 в 05:33

- Aha! - Finally came to Dennis and ran after the cat. Sergey, without removing shoes, raced after him.

vvnis 28.04.10 в 11:00

The next five minutes proved that the Second World War was won solely by domestic cats. Red on the efforts of Dennis, as the air wing of the secant edges of his long coat Sergey and moving mostly on the front paws of a cat, the demons rushed through the rooms. But Anton, admiringly watching that unfolded before him now, with a smile thinking that even a sword he would have quality apartments broke. Completed the unfolding chaos truly mystical ritual, which was Anton is named as "catching the curtain. After the screaming cat, coherent tulle so that it protruded just suffering tail, had the first and last for today help, Anton picked up the iodine-stained pillow and turned her clean the place up, put it on a chair. Then he sat down at her and a connoisseur said:

vvnis 28.04.10 в 11:39

- Yes, guys, this was really cool.

vvnis 28.04.10 в 11:35

Two scratched guys looked at him glowing eyes exorcism.

VETAminka 28.04.10 в 15:21

Here Anton unexpectedly felt posters from the meat department (shoulder, brisket, ham).

vvnis 28.04.10 в 11:33

- No, well, guys, I'm serious! - Again, "he said. No help. And then he, shutting his eyes, he decided to try a last resort: - Do you have milk ran away!

vvnis 28.04.10 в 12:02

- Let's strangle him! - Proposed unexpectedly Denis.

vvnis 28.04.10 в 11:23

Sergei thoughtfully examined Anton.

vvnis 28.04.10 в 11:23

- Scorpio, mother-father! - A weary sigh, he turned to Denis: - How much do you know him?

vvnis 28.04.10 в 09:46

- Long

vvnis 28.04.10 в 09:46

- What are you meant by the morning "shitty"?

vvnis 28.04.10 в 09:47

- Yes.

vvnis 28.04.10 в 09:48

- And that all scorpions are you?

vvnis 28.04.10 в 09:48

- Likely

vvnis 28.04.10 в 09:49

- And if he is in the heart of an aspen stake plunge? Help?

vvnis 28.04.10 в 12:25

- ... - Denis scored a deep breath, but then came a sound from the corridor to open the lock and entered the apartment, Natalia

vvnis 29.04.10 в 06:00

- Will be responsible for the cat! - Only managed to hiss Denis

vvnis 29.04.10 в 06:01

Suddenly in the back of an explosion, and I was again in this utterly mortal world.

vvnis 29.04.10 в 06:02

- ... Anton - Denis removed blushing after quality slaps his hand and pointed to Sergei. - And this - his friend Sergei. Anton, Sergey, this is my wife, Natasha.

vvnis 29.04.10 в 06:55

- So it's with you I was talking on the phone? - She asked me and smiled again.

VETAminka 28.04.10 в 15:20

- Yes! - I jumped up from his chair, but Dennis hit me with his fingers under the liver, and I sat back. - That is me!

vvnis 29.04.10 в 07:43

Perhaps more recognizable as a stupid guy was not in the history of the Earth.

vvnis 28.04.10 в 12:21

- My husband - she took Dennis's arm, - talked a lot about you ...

vvnis 28.04.10 в 11:24

"That bastard! - I thought, partially breaking the. - He did have a lot to tell! A walk in the "Ozerki" Why for example ... "

vvnis 29.04.10 в 07:45

.. . At three o'clock in the morning really drunk Denis takes longer drinking Anton from the tree ...

vvnis 29.04.10 в 12:35

My sorrowful meditation was interrupted only fair to ask Natalia:

vvnis 28.04.10 в 12:22

- What happened here?

vvnis 28.04.10 в 09:49

I immediately became interested, as Denis wriggle from this home-Pearl Harbor.

vvnis 28.04.10 в 12:23

- Caught the cat ... There ... Well ... - Dennis hesitated.

vvnis 28.04.10 в 09:51

- Why? - Natasha put in a corner was lying under the table, African wooden sculpture.

vvnis 28.04.10 в 12:23

- But he broke his tail! - Sergei sighed.

vvnis 28.04.10 в 09:50

- Interesting. And, yes, yes, now I can see - acidly she said, finally noticing swarming on the couch roll. - And the instigator of all this ... - She looked at us. I had not a single scratch, and red, too, was not, so I suspect it did not fall. Seeing his ragged jacket Sergei, she has: - a valiant host, right?

vvnis 29.04.10 в 07:51

- But Natasha, I ... - Began to Denis, but. did not finish:

vvnis 29.04.10 в 07:46