О чем говорят мужчины / What men talk about: О чем говорят мужчины

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When i was a child, my parents forbade me to do some thing.. Now my wife goes on with it..
When will i grow up at last?

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 09:52

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- Ouch! It hurts!
- How could you entangle it so badly?

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 09:46

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- Nastya, I ordered a taxi!
- Me too.

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 07:58

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- Nastya, I called a taxi!
- So did I.

ControlFreak 02.11.10 в 12:37

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- What for? You asked me to do it.
- But you said that you're in hurry.
- M-m-m... Great!

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 09:48

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- Ouch!!!
- What's wrong with it?!

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 09:54

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- No, Sasha! You cancel your meeting. We're going to pick up Lesha, and then you.

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 09:55

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- What about Kamil? Kamil is waiting and asking why we're not on our way!

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 09:57

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- Slava...
- We will be at your place in half an hour.. Ok!

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 09:59

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Slava, you know.. I.. I think i'm not going..

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 07:59

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Stop!

ghtfds 06.05.10 в 18:34

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- I have a fever... got in car accident... you forgot to tell me... That's it!

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 10:04

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- But they're already waiting..

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 10:00

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But, they are waiting at reception. Just came a bit early.

ControlFreak 02.11.10 в 12:38

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- Oh... Ok, invite them.

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 10:01

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Oh...well, let them in.

ControlFreak 02.11.10 в 12:38

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Gentlemen, please!

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 07:51

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Hello. Hello.

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 07:51

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Where are my shoes?

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 07:52

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- Daddy, i fell!!!

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 10:05

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- Lesha...
- Yes?!

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 10:05

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- Lesha...
- Yeah?

ControlFreak 02.11.10 в 12:39

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- The dog has oveturned Eva and chamber pot.
- And so what?

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 10:07

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- Clean up! I have a manicure..

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 10:12

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-One moment.
-Pa...!
-Oh, god...

ghtfds 06.05.10 в 18:35

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- Lesha, what happened?!
- A-a-a-a!!!

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 07:53

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- Would you like tea or coffee?
- Two cups of tea.
- I'll take coffee, please.

fghj 14.05.10 в 07:08

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Sveta, two cups of tea and coffee. Please, take a sit.

fghj 14.05.10 в 07:15

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- Could you please give us some room?
- Sure...

cepylka 10.05.10 в 19:53

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- Excuse me, would you scooch over?
- There you go...

ControlFreak 02.11.10 в 12:42

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- Sorry, what is it for?
- Well, we are heading in Odessa to attend Bee-2 concert with friends...

Molli 08.06.10 в 05:55

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-.... sea, girls...And there you are.
- Ah! Ai-ai-ai... Wait, but...

fghj 14.05.10 в 06:42

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...but we have kind of agreed on this, haven't we?
- Yes, it's my fault, but there is no way we can cancel the trip.

quest42good 25.05.10 в 15:58

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- And you don't need the tea any more?
- I don't think so.

quest42good 25.05.10 в 15:58

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You definitely can resolve a problem.

cepylka 10.05.10 в 19:54

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- Aleksandr Sergeevich, we had an agreement!
- Why do you act that way?!

fghj 14.05.10 в 07:05

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Hallo.

fghj 14.05.10 в 06:34

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- Hallo.
- Hallo.

fghj 14.05.10 в 06:36

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- Tea, coffee?
- Two teas.
- I'll have a coffee.

quest42good 25.05.10 в 15:58

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I got it, I owe you 500 roubles.
Nastya, quiet!

fghj 13.05.10 в 11:02

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Eva should drink her juice.

fghj 13.05.10 в 10:56

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I told you, I would pay you next time.
I will pay you next time. Thanks!

fghj 13.05.10 в 10:55

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- Nastya, i canceled the taxi.
- Me too.

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 07:55

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- Why?

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 07:54

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- 'Cause you said you called them already.
- Well you're...

cepylka 10.05.10 в 19:56

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-Don't do anything, don't do anything!
-Lesha, take Gek for a walk. Take Gek for a walk, ok?

fghj 13.05.10 в 10:48

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- Don't do anything! Don't do anything!
- Lesha, walk the dog. Walk the dog, ok?

Caezar 13.12.11 в 16:18

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What I supposed to do? Walk a dog, call a taxi or ask for divorce?

cepylka 10.05.10 в 19:58

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-Eva!
- Daddy, I play hide-and-seek, find me!

fghj 11.05.10 в 14:57

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Yes, Slava...

fghj 11.05.10 в 14:58

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When? In 10 mins?

Ardvisura 12.05.10 в 04:11

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Listen, i think i'm not going...

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 07:57

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No-no-no, just a second...., I...

fghj 10.05.10 в 19:07

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Look.... so.... a-a-a...

fghj 10.05.10 в 19:07

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- Daddy, Gek has pissed on the carpet!
- Lesha, I 've told you!

fghj 10.05.10 в 19:11

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- Daddy, Gek peed on the carpet!
- Lesha, didn't I ask you...

ControlFreak 02.11.10 в 12:44

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- Daddy, the dog peed on the carpet!
- Lesha, I told you!

Caezar 13.12.11 в 16:19

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Slava, Slava, Slava!
Pick up me right now.

fghj 10.05.10 в 19:16

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Slava, Slava, Slava!
Pick me up right now.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 16:19

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