О чем говорят мужчины / What men talk about: О чем говорят мужчины

By the way our customer treats your creativity with great respect.

Nameless1985 21.06.10 в 23:14

-What?
-Creativity.

Nameless1985 21.06.10 в 23:14

And no fuel can...

Nameless1985 21.06.10 в 23:14

- How pissed off I am!
- Sorry?

Nameless1985 21.06.10 в 23:16

I'm bored!!!

Caezar 13.12.11 в 16:37

Thanks for coming, the meeting was very productive, see you on Monday.

cepylka 25.05.10 в 19:14

- Alexander Sergeevitch! Alexander Sergeevitch!
- I mean, Tuesday.

cepylka 25.05.10 в 19:15

Pissed off he is....

Nameless1985 21.06.10 в 23:17

I'm pissed off as well, but I am sitting!

Nameless1985 21.06.10 в 23:17

Slava, are you still pissed?

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 08:11

- We'll be on time for your BI-2
- Right! we'll be on time!

Nameless1985 21.06.10 в 23:19

And we've stopped as well. Oh nuts.

Nameless1985 21.06.10 в 23:21

You know what...

fghj 11.05.10 в 15:12

don't try to make your dream come true, let it be a dream.

Nameless1985 21.06.10 в 23:22

Why?

ghtfds 06.05.10 в 18:38

How we were dreaming: we're starting off in the morning, then driving pretty fast along the empty road...

Nameless1985 21.06.10 в 23:24

- ...having dinner in Kiev over Dnieper...
- I've already apologized!
- Sasha, you're a jerk and freak, and what does that change?

Nameless1985 21.06.10 в 23:27

I'm telling you - it's impossible to make a dream come true.

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 08:13

When i was a child, I had a dream that one day i will get a white Mercedes.

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 08:15

Well as I was dreaming about it.. so one moment and I have it.

Nameless1985 21.06.10 в 23:30

And now.. i can just buy it...

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 08:16

But, first, you take so much money away not out of the dream, even for Mercedes.

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:36

you can't leave it near the house, it'll be either scratched or driven away...

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:38

- And when it's white? Moscow is full of mud nine months a year...
- yes yes yes...

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:40

And in the dream of my childhood I was driving a white Mercedes up to the school doors.

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:42

out of which came out the girl for whose sake i drove that Mercedes.

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:44

- Who else do you think got out of it with me?
- Who?

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:45

Michael Boyarskiy

ghtfds 06.05.10 в 18:38

musketeer clothes from head to feet, riding a horse, and he was speaking the way so that everybody could hear: Come on, Slavka, show me your school! Hey!

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:48

- The other way! Hey hey!!
- Yeah.

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:49

- Wait, what year did you graduate?
- 88th.

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:49

- Well, what Mercedes? Lada 9th model.

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:51

- But in 1988 it was just a Mercedes.
- Kamil, let's go.

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:52

And by the way, it's a same thing with women.

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 08:18

- While you are trying to win her she's wonderful.

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:53

And when you live together, in the morning she leaves for work, kisses you and says:

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:54

- "you're my "unshavy"
- Or even this way.

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:55

""you are my sleepy Cheburashka

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:56

no no no... "Cheburafka"

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:57

"Cheburafka"

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:57

and it seems so nice, right? But it's so disgusting!

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:58

Right, and the fact that you're a sleepy Unshavy - Cheburashka, it is said at a stretch.

Nameless1985 22.06.10 в 20:59

- No...it is "strefch".
- Yep, or this: "Well, see you tonight. Osculation".

Molli 15.07.10 в 04:57

- What the hell "osculation"? If you want to kiss- go ahead. That's all!
- That's it.

Molli 15.07.10 в 05:02

Or some small things...Like, you notice, that her boots are down-at-heel...

Molli 15.07.10 в 05:06

And you say to yourself - clubfooted

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 17:39

then you think, all right, so are you, but this word - "clubfooted"...

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 17:41

- So this way she's a dream, don't touch her.
- Slava, don't touch her!

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:35

So... Romeo and Juliet...

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 08:19

It's good, that they died.

Ardvisura 07.05.10 в 08:20