О чем говорят мужчины / What men talk about: О чем говорят мужчины

And I stand up and ask her to dance

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 18:35

The waiters are easily moved to tears

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 18:33

Barman is crying, kithen boys are peeping out...

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:38

And now, the husband... he understands it all.

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:38

But he's not angry, he understands it all right. Because we are in love, but he's...

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:40

How it concerns him?

twelve 23.07.10 в 21:49

Checks out and... kinda dissapears.

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:40

And we dance, dance...

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:24

Alex, don't you want to hear how it all could be in real?

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:41

- No, I don't.
- Everyone does though.

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 18:13

Ok, shoot

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 18:13

Third day of vacation, you are coming back from a beach.

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:42

Face burned, skin is trailing in a flaps, you spread it with the cream,

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:44

and sand glued over it... with small islets.

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:45

You hold diving mask, snorkel and flippers in one hand, your two kids and wife in another.

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:26

Passing by an expensive hotel - and there she is!

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:27

So beautiful in cocktail dress, and her man is elegant too, maybe in tuxedo...

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:28

- In my tuxedo?
- Yep, but six sizes larger.

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:29

And you like...

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 18:14

- Oh, hey.
- Hey.

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 18:15

That's it, they'd drive.

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:30

And besides wife asks you: "Who was that?"

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 18:16

So what will you do? Run after them shouting:

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:31

"Wait, I'll change my clothes and play you piano!"

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:31

Dad, I made a poop.

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:31

- And why did you tell me all this now? It was such a nice dream...

Ardvisura 23.07.10 в 19:56

- Kam, turn on some music..

Ardvisura 23.07.10 в 19:55

Booked? Well, great!
Thank you so much!

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:48

Ye-e-ah, so the money, I'll immediat... What does it mean, not important? That's important!

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:50

Well, you know, your Moscow, I mean clubs, restaraunts...

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:51

That's it, hugs, see you! Come on, come on! We are near.

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:52

Well, guys, great - he'll make everything.

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:53

Look, he makes us such a present for his anniversary, we should gift him somethning too.
Well, we should.

Itsme 14.01.11 в 07:50

- A bottle.
- Kamil, he's night club owner, ok?

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:54

- Some fine, expensive one

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 18:18

May be not expensive, but something showy

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 18:19

500 $
Showy, and not so expensive for four

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 18:21

Look, he's so advanced, maybe a painting?

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:54

You know, painting sounds good

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 18:22

We can buy it in Kiev, can't we?
Yes, right.

Itsme 14.01.11 в 07:51

- Listen guys, why it's possible to cheat only on wife or husband?

Ardvisura 23.07.10 в 19:59

- Why can't you cheat on, for instance, the kids?
- What do you mean?

alixvonhessen 23.07.10 в 18:24

Imagine, someone saw you leaving of McDonalds with somebody else's kid. Huh?

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:58

Or your kid found a receipt from "Lego" in your pocket.

Shadson 13.03.11 в 18:28

And you haven't bought him a "Lego".

twelve 23.07.10 в 18:59

Or you'd bought an icecream for stranger's kid on a street.

twelve 23.07.10 в 19:00

Nothing serious, just a noble impulse.

twelve 23.07.10 в 19:00

- And your children noticed it.
- Yes!

twelve 23.07.10 в 19:01

Your kid, your kid ask: "Daddy, so yo know he? Yea?"

twelve 23.07.10 в 19:02

And you like: "Oh no. Just bought an icecream, frankly".

twelve 23.07.10 в 19:02