О чем говорят мужчины / What men talk about: О чем говорят мужчины

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	And waiter with condescending tone... twelve 23.07.10 в 21:34 0
	Greatly suggest you a "de flope", it is best in Moscow. twelve 23.07.10 в 21:10 0
	Means this already in all restaraunts for so long, and only me as a fool didn't know anything about it. twelve 23.07.10 в 21:36 0
	Naturally, I ordered. twelve 23.07.10 в 21:36 0
	- And they bring me that... - Excuse me. - Thank you. twelve 23.07.10 в 21:24 0
	...this plate with this "de flope" on it... twelve 23.07.10 в 21:17 0
	...with 5-6 seeds of don't-remember-what. twelve 23.07.10 в 21:17 0
	Cassius, oh my! twelve 23.07.10 в 21:18 0
	- And plate borders coated with something colored. - Something! Sifiesto sause! twelve 23.07.10 в 21:19 0
	Zuza, have you see that? twelve 23.07.10 в 21:19 0
	And the plate is so big probably to accent that "de flope" is too rare on Earth... twelve 23.07.10 в 21:20 0
	And it is too expensive, and this "rare" is enough to get $64 on it. twelve 23.07.10 в 21:21 0
	- Dirt cheap! - Gentlemen, who let him in? twelve 23.07.10 в 21:22 0
	Started to eat... and it is tasteless. Best in Moscow but insipid. twelve 23.07.10 в 21:29 0
	And toast in our restaraunt called "crouton". twelve 23.07.10 в 21:23 0
	It is the same roasted piece of bread, but toast can't cost $8 and crouton can. twelve 23.07.10 в 21:24 0
	And next for that money you start searching any taste, discriminating this crouton from toast in essence. twelve 23.07.10 в 21:26 0
	And find out. twelve 23.07.10 в 21:26 0
	Essence is - here the kebab for 100 roubles, and there I sit as a fool and eat "de flope"... twelve 23.07.10 в 21:28 0
	...with crouton. twelve 23.07.10 в 21:28 0
	- Best in Moscow! - Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!! twelve 23.07.10 в 21:28 0
	- Thank you very much. Very tasty kebab! - That's because I can't sing. - Means? twelve 23.07.10 в 21:31 0
	Well, I'm georgian. True georgian should sing nice. But I can't in no way. twelve 23.07.10 в 21:32 0 I'm a georgian, you know. Every georgian is considered to be an excellent singer. The point is - I'm not a singer at all. fucshia 23.05.11 в 06:16 0
	- Compensating by kebab. - Very good! - Thanks. twelve 23.07.10 в 21:32 0 -So, I have to expiate that by my barbeque skills. -And you're great at it! -Thanks. fucshia 23.05.11 в 06:19 0
	They used to raid Moscow for Georgians, so I got stopped by the police, they say: "You're a Georgean." fucshia 23.05.11 в 06:22 0
	I say them: look, I gonna sing to you and you let me go, because you will understand that a real Georgian couldn't sing like this. Itsme 14.01.11 в 08:43 0 And I tell them: "I'm gonna sing to you right now, and you'll have to let me go, since a real Georgian doesn't sing like that." fucshia 23.05.11 в 06:24 0
	So, they did let you go? Of course, for 300 dollars. Itsme 14.01.11 в 08:44 0
	Even didn't listen to my song. Thank you a lot. Thanks to you. Itsme 14.01.11 в 08:44 0
	Future does not exist anymore. Itsme 14.01.11 в 08:45 0
	Before, in the childhood, there always was something bright, unexplored...but it is life, you know. TwentyTwo 14.01.11 в 08:35 0
	But now I know for sure what there will be afterwards. TwentyTwo 14.01.11 в 08:36 0
	All the same as today... TwentyTwo 14.01.11 в 08:37 0
	I will do the same things, I will visit the same restaurants or another ones of the same kind... TwentyTwo 14.01.11 в 08:40 0
	I will drive approximately the same car. TwentyTwo 14.01.11 в 08:42 0 Will drive about the same car. Itsme 14.01.11 в 08:46 0
	There is the present instead of the future. I mean there is just the present that is now, and the present that will be afterwards. TwentyTwo 14.01.11 в 08:43 0 Instead of the future became the present. Just there is the present which is now and the present which will come later. Itsme 14.01.11 в 08:48 0
	But the most important fact is that I like my present. TwentyTwo 14.01.11 в 08:52 0
	The car is good, the restaurants are delicious... Only the future pities me. TwentyTwo 14.01.11 в 08:57 0
	Clever! Very clever! Itsme 14.01.11 в 10:54 0
	If they are so clever, take it, then may they explain, why Kiev is the mother of Russian cities? just_me 14.01.11 в 09:05 0
	Well, Russian, its ok. just_me 14.01.11 в 09:07 0
	- But why Kiev is Mother? Actually, He is father. - I'm going to tell you... just_me 14.01.11 в 09:09 0
	- This is because Moscow is five sea port. - This answer satifies me. Itsme 14.01.11 в 11:04 0
	And here is the question. Why cynologists work with dogs, not in cinema? No one knows. Itsme 14.01.11 в 10:57 0
	Let say, it is also because Moscow is five see port. Itsme 14.01.11 в 11:30 0
	-But why Sasha does not marry Vika? It is hard to understand. -Please... Itsme 14.01.11 в 11:32 0
	Please, answer me, what is the toughest in married state? Itsme 14.01.11 в 11:36 0
	-That Moscow is the five sea port! -I am serious! Itsme 14.01.11 в 11:37 0
	-Lack of other women. -No. Lack of possibility to be with other women. Itsme 14.01.11 в 11:38 0
	What a subtle man goes with us in the car. Itsme 14.01.11 в 11:39 0

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