О чем говорят мужчины / What men talk about: О чем говорят мужчины

Really, exactly the same.

just_me 14.01.11 в 09:13

- And there is, ah...no linen. Is this as it should be?
- No, no, I'll bring it right now

just_me 14.01.11 в 09:19

-Here is the key.
-Yeah, thank you.

just_me 14.01.11 в 09:20

- You're Dead-beat!
- Ah,I apologize...

just_me 14.01.11 в 09:23

Excuse me, can we have some meal?

just_me 14.01.11 в 09:24

-Oh, you know, our barmaid closes the fridge.
- And what, you can't open it?

just_me 14.01.11 в 09:27

Well, actually, she closes it on the lock.
Do you want me to bring you some butterscotch?

just_me 14.01.11 в 09:31

-Maybe a tea at least?
-Tea is in the water heater.

Itsme 17.01.11 в 06:11

Guys, guys, don't open the window

Hayley 22.06.10 в 06:40

-But it is stifling here!
-Mosquitos fly in.
-Hmmm...

Itsme 17.01.11 в 06:13

-But we will turn the light off.
-Then cockroaches will come.

Itsme 17.01.11 в 06:14

Hungary

Hayley 22.06.10 в 06:39

Sasha, it's useless, forget it.

just_me 14.01.11 в 09:34

...so I think that only those people blame fornication who can't have it by themselves.

Itsme 17.01.11 в 06:19

Well, just imagine:a normal, usual man, but he doesn't cheat on his wife on principle.
Good man, isn't it?

just_me 14.01.11 в 09:37

Now, he is sent to a bussines trip to Beldyajki, here, to the Reclamation expert Congress.

Itsme 17.01.11 в 06:21

He settles in this Hotel...
Even here, in our room 108...

Itsme 17.01.11 в 06:22

And into the next room Janna Friske is moved.

Itsme 17.01.11 в 06:23

Confused Reclamation expert Congress and Reclame expert meeting.

Itsme 14.01.11 в 11:52

Fuck!

Itsme 14.01.11 в 11:53

To the Hotel, please!

Itsme 14.01.11 в 11:54

Will you show the way?

Itsme 14.01.11 в 11:54

And she falls in love with him at a glance when he knocks to her room to ask for a tea-urn.

Itsme 14.01.11 в 12:00

Who there?

Hayley 22.06.10 в 06:41

-Don't you have a tea-urn?
-Excuse me...?

Itsme 14.01.11 в 12:01

Oh my god!

Itsme 16.01.11 в 08:07

We keep in mind that hi is a faithful husband.
Which reason he has to reject her?

Itsme 17.01.11 в 08:05

Let decide in this way: he has.

Itsme 17.01.11 в 08:05

Yes, but then it is because of his hang-ups, like fear to be not on a level, but not because of his faithfulness.

Itsme 17.01.11 в 08:10

Or, he have another reason...

Psyhister 16.01.11 в 10:18

...he is dumbass.

Psyhister 16.01.11 в 10:19

He could have the most striking adventure in his life, but he rejected it.

Itsme 17.01.11 в 08:13

But on the other hand...

Itsme 17.01.11 в 08:13

-...can you imagine how it would be pleasant to refuse in such situation?
-I can't.

Itsme 17.01.11 в 08:17

-She came... such a ... Janna Friske...
-Well, I know, don't continue...

Itsme 17.01.11 в 08:20

She came and said: "I'm yours".

TwentyTwo 14.01.11 в 09:07

I love You, Vyacheskav Gavriloivich

Hayley 22.06.10 в 06:42

And he answers her straight away: "But I don't want you".

TwentyTwo 14.01.11 в 09:10

In this way he revenged, in her person, on each skirt
...for spotty face in youth...

Triolaspb 29.04.11 в 18:26

for a girl in ninth grade, who refused when you asked her to dance

Triolaspb 29.04.11 в 18:26

for a third-year student, when she felt asleep in the most important moment! Drunken fool!

Triolaspb 29.04.11 в 18:23

-Did it happen with you?
-Yes!

Itsme 17.01.11 в 08:40

I told her: "Dear Zhanna Fryske, you'd better control yourself, 'cause I'm married. And take your heater with you!"

TwentyTwo 14.01.11 в 09:26

And I banished her from my sight.

TwentyTwo 14.01.11 в 09:34

Dork... brought all of us to shame.
Allright, we revenge him now.

Itsme 17.01.11 в 08:42

He returns to home and tells everything to his wife.
He is proud because, in first place, Janna Friske took interest in him,

Itsme 23.01.11 в 07:04

and in the second place he did resist the temptation, but nevertheless wife questions him...

Itsme 23.01.11 в 07:07

Say, something did happen, didn't it? Happened?

Itsme 23.01.11 в 07:12

Look into my eyes! I know that something happened.

Itsme 23.01.11 в 07:14

Nothing has happened, why would I tell you then?

Itsme 23.01.11 в 07:15