О чем говорят мужчины / What men talk about: О чем говорят мужчины

Good for you, Russian Ivan!

Itsme 17.01.11 в 13:52

Good method. I still use it.

Itsme 17.01.11 в 13:53

Ha-ha-ha!

Itsme 17.01.11 в 13:53

Well, I did hear that there are such couples

Itsme 17.01.11 в 13:53

who come to agreement to tell each other all the truth about their nonmartial relations.

Itsme 17.01.11 в 13:56

I can imagine them...

Itsme 17.01.11 в 13:56

Say me honestly, had you ever been unfaithful to me?

Itsme 17.01.11 в 13:57

"Yes, day before yesterday, with my secretary"
-And she just in a second smacks him on the head with a lamp!

Itsme 17.01.11 в 14:02

And he lays in these glass fragments and says:
"What is going on? We did an agreement, didn't we?"

Itsme 17.01.11 в 14:03

And now it turns out, firstly, that they ...

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:44

did not agree that it is after the truth
she does not hit his head on a lamp,

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:45

and secondly, that such questions are given
with a single purpose - to hear the answer
"no. "

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:45

And it does not matter if it is true or not.

Itsme 17.01.11 в 14:04

Alexander Demidov, "Encyclopedia of the family
Life "section" Effect of bedside
lamp on the human libido."

Rayg 23.01.11 в 17:53

-Stop shouting! We are sleeping!
-Wait

Rayg 23.01.11 в 17:45

Or that's what you said to her:
"I'm going with the guys on the football. "

Rayg 23.01.11 в 17:46

And she says: "Of course,
only you had not seen son for two days. "

Rayg 23.01.11 в 17:47

And the next time you add a "probably".

Rayg 23.01.11 в 17:48

Probably I'll go with the guys on the football, probably.

Rayg 23.01.11 в 17:49

That is, start a little time off.

Rayg 23.01.11 в 17:50

And she says: "Why do you ask? Have I ever forbad anything to you?"

TwentyTwo 19.01.11 в 14:03

And then you say that linger on the job.

Rayg 23.01.11 в 17:51

-But why should I lie to her ...?
-Be-Be-Be!

Rayg 23.01.11 в 17:53

... Why? She is my closest person!
A, Lesh? Lesh!

Rayg 23.01.11 в 17:55

-Oh! Kam, I'm sorry that I fell away.

Rayg 23.01.11 в 17:58

-Why are not you sleeping?
-Not in a sleep mood!
- Do not worry.

Alperiya 08.02.11 в 19:58

-Would you like to sort it, right?
-Of course, I'd like!

Alperiya 08.02.11 в 20:00

-Ok then, it is because of crisis, it is when you do not want anything.

Alperiya 08.02.11 в 20:01

-And that time you start to want something.

Alperiya 08.02.11 в 20:02

-It is ok...But if you do not want to want anything-that is crisis!

Alperiya 08.02.11 в 20:03

-It ıs not a crisis, it is a total fuck up!

Alperiya 08.02.11 в 20:05

"Helping to understand your inner World"

Rayg 23.01.11 в 17:59

(burp).

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:17

Oh-ho-hoch!

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:17

Mi scuso...

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:01

- "They will stop us, make you breathe
and it show.
- "Will not show.

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:03

-I brushed my teeth, drank coffee, fine.
-Well, breathe on me.

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:04

-It seems OK
-Fine.

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:05

And that's why they drank the same,
and one in the morning stink,
but on the other, slightly smacks?

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:05

-This is called internal
intelligence.
-Ay, ay! Back!

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:06

"What's that mean?
-Freeze! Stop! Back! Back!

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:07

Ok, ok! Stop!
Already! Stop!

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:10

Well, what happened can be said already?

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:10

"Well, I wrote sms to Lena but sent to Sonia.
-oh-oh-oh, my God ...

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:11

-And that he wrote?
-So, you read it, I'll tell you all,
what to do.

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:11

"Well, I read. "Hello, beautiful girl ...
-So.

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:12

The farther away from you, the more I want to you.
Send me a long warm sms. Your myself. "

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:13

Well? And what's the problem?

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:13

"Well, like what? I never called Sonya, "a beautiful girl "
-oh-oh-oh!

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:15

Well written - made a nice for person!
What!

Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:16